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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 10,794
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,772

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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,772
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    HT SYSTEM-
    Sony 850c 4k
    Pioneer elite vhx 21
    Sony 4k BRP
    SVS SB-2000
    Polk Sig. 20's
    Polk FX500 surrounds

    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
    Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable

    Kitchen

    Sonos zp90
    Grant Fidelity tube dac
    B&k 1420
    lsi 9's
  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 8,924
    tonyb wrote: »
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    Those are the next poster's preferred pronouns.
    Sal Palooza
  • muncybob
    muncybob Posts: 2,739
    Too TRUE!
    Yep, my name really is Bob.
    Parasound HCA1500A(indoor sound) and HCA1000(outdoor sound), Dynaco PAS4, Denon DP1200 w/Shure V15 Type V and Jico SAS stylus, Marantz UD7007, modded Polk SDA 2B, Rythmik L12 sub.
  • vmaxer
    vmaxer Posts: 5,003
    From Facebook.


    2 little ladies were sitting outside the nursing home one afternoon smoking. It started raing. One lady got a condom from her purse, cut the end off and put it over her cigarette. The other little lady asked what that was. She said a condim I put over my. Cigarette to keep it from getting wet. Where did you get that she asked? Oh, any drugstore has them. A couple days later the little lady was in her drug store. She walked up to her druggist and asked if he had condoms. He was a little surprised coming from a little 80 year old woman. Yes maam, i have them. Ok, I want a box. Ok, what kind you want? She said, I dont care what kind as long as they fit a camel!
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,772

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    HT SYSTEM-
    Sony 850c 4k
    Pioneer elite vhx 21
    Sony 4k BRP
    SVS SB-2000
    Polk Sig. 20's
    Polk FX500 surrounds

    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
    Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable

    Kitchen

    Sonos zp90
    Grant Fidelity tube dac
    B&k 1420
    lsi 9's
  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,772
    edited August 21
    1969....look at the audio gear.


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    HT SYSTEM-
    Sony 850c 4k
    Pioneer elite vhx 21
    Sony 4k BRP
    SVS SB-2000
    Polk Sig. 20's
    Polk FX500 surrounds

    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
    Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable

    Kitchen

    Sonos zp90
    Grant Fidelity tube dac
    B&k 1420
    lsi 9's
  • audioluvr
    audioluvr Posts: 4,491
    tonyb wrote: »
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    4 speed Garrard? 33,45,78 and lawnmower! Sweet!
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 8,924
    I was drawing on a blank on that 4-speed Garrard.
    I had the 33 1/3, 45, and 78 but..
    ....now I know. 👍🤗
    Sal Palooza
  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,772
    Dynakit 70....not bad, someone want to call that number, maybe it's still available after 53 years.
    HT SYSTEM-
    Sony 850c 4k
    Pioneer elite vhx 21
    Sony 4k BRP
    SVS SB-2000
    Polk Sig. 20's
    Polk FX500 surrounds

    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
    Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable

    Kitchen

    Sonos zp90
    Grant Fidelity tube dac
    B&k 1420
    lsi 9's
  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 15,985
    Oh, that's a guuudin'!

    Tom
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~~ I had found excellence until I heard an ANK DAC ~ ~ The best way to enjoy digital music reproduction is to never listen to good analogue reproduction ~
  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,772
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    HT SYSTEM-
    Sony 850c 4k
    Pioneer elite vhx 21
    Sony 4k BRP
    SVS SB-2000
    Polk Sig. 20's
    Polk FX500 surrounds

    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
    Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable

    Kitchen

    Sonos zp90
    Grant Fidelity tube dac
    B&k 1420
    lsi 9's
  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 10,794
    tonyb wrote: »
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    That is so true! ;)

    I did JUST THAT the other day deciding which brand to buy. :D

    Audubon or Pennington. They were almost the same price. One at Lowe's and the other, at Home Depot.

    I went with Pennington since they say they coat the seeds with multi-vitamins and minerals. I guess the birds lick the seed shells before cracking them... :D

    Anyway, we've been feeding the birds Pennington seeds for the past few months and they <3 !! them.

    Even the neighbors have mentioned the constant bird activity at our feeding stations area.

    I went to put new suet in the 2 feeder baskets and one little female yellow-bellied woodpecker just kept stuffing her beak/belly from a small section of suet that was left in one of the baskets while I stood 2 ft. from her waiting to put more in. She must've been starving or something. :p

    Our personal to our yard, Bluebirds had a 3rd brood in the box in front of the cottage. I think that totaled 7 babies from that couple this year. B)

    We're feeding about 10 finches all day long. I think they were born and since then, they feed all day long at our feeders. It's probably all they know how to do. wake up, go to the feeders, then leave to go to sleep. Seriously. :D

    They don't eat a ton but I wish I could claim them at tax time. :D

    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.