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tonyb wrote: »

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pitdogg2

True statement

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pitdogg2

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tonyp063

NotaSuv

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Tony M

Whoever designed and approved the packaging design really has a sense of humor. I apologize if this has been posted before.

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Tony M

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression, he said,

"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said,

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

And then finally, he said,

"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

He sat down.

The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,

"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: "Shall We Gather at the River."

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muncybob

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PSOVLSK

I’ll be glad when it drops to 94 degrees here.

audioluvr

Right? It's hotter here than Vegas. Of course that still wouldn't make me want to move there.

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Tony M

That is a good one. ^^^^^

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Gardenstater

Tony M

That's a good one too. ^^^^^