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  • soundfreak1
    soundfreak1 Posts: 3,366
    edited September 2022
    Keiko wrote: »
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    Main Rig:
    Krell KAV 250a biamped to mid/highs
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    Nakamichi EC100 Active xover
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    OPPO 83 CDP
    Lehmann audio black cube SE phono pre, Audioquest phono wire (ITA1/1)
    Denon DP-1200 TT. AToc9ML MC cart.
    Monster HTS 3600 power conditioner
    ADS L1590/2 Biamped
    MIT exps2 speaker cable
  • Did you know Paul walker had dandruff ?



    They found his head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
  • Clipdat wrote: »
    Too soon.

    It's been 9 years
  • starkiller
    starkiller Posts: 2,723
    still too soon
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 10,996
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 10,996
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 27,880
    rebelsoul wrote: »
    Did you know Paul walker had dandruff ?



    They found his head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

    Wow... Lol
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,552
    Which brings us to a classic.
    What kind of wood doesn't float.
    NATALIE WOOD.
    "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." --Thomas Jefferson
  • Or the Shuttle astronaut that had two blue eyes ! 🤔
    Sal Palooza
  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 10,996
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • tonyp063
    tonyp063 Posts: 1,037
    I was just listening to a Scottish Rolling Stones cover band. Their number one hit hit was:

    Hey McLoud, get off of my ewe.
  • Viking64
    Viking64 Posts: 6,597
    tonyp063 wrote: »
    I was just listening to a Scottish Rolling Stones cover band. Their number one hit hit was:

    Hey McLoud, get off of my ewe.

    Mick Jagger was wandering around the Playboy Mansion. He opened a bedroom door and saw Hef in bed with Dennis Weaver, to which he responds: "Hey, Hugh, get off of McCloud!"
  • I'm a little upset I heard that the stationery store moved.
    Sal Palooza
  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,844
    I'm a little upset I heard that the stationery store moved.

    Ohh bad.....

    The other night, my wife asked me if I saw the dog bowl. To which I replied, I didn't know she could.
  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,126
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 8,305
    edited October 2022
    A bear walks into a bar. Bartender asks what'll you have? Bear says give me a whiskey and...................................................................................................................a beer. The bartender says what's up with the big pause? The bear says Oh, I was born with em.
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  • soundfreak1
    soundfreak1 Posts: 3,366
    treitz3 wrote: »

    Nothing surprises me comming from the granola state. Lots of Wack-A-Doodles out there.
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    Parasound HCA1500A biamped to lows
    Nakamichi EC100 Active xover
    MIT exp 1 ic's
    Perreaux SA33 class A preamp
    AQ kingcobra ic's
    OPPO 83 CDP
    Lehmann audio black cube SE phono pre, Audioquest phono wire (ITA1/1)
    Denon DP-1200 TT. AToc9ML MC cart.
    Monster HTS 3600 power conditioner
    ADS L1590/2 Biamped
    MIT exps2 speaker cable
  • A cop approached me last night and said, "Sir, we're incestigating a robbery that occurred in the area. Where were you between 4 and 6 ?".
    I had to stop and think for a minute I finally remembered
    "Kindergarden".

    Apparently that was the wrong answer
    Sal Palooza