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  • soundfreak1
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  • soundfreak1
    soundfreak1 Posts: 3,399
    edited September 2022
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    Keiko wrote: »
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    Main Rig:
    Krell KAV 250a biamped to mid/highs
    Parasound HCA1500A biamped to lows
    Nakamichi EC100 Active xover
    MIT exp 1 ic's
    Perreaux SA33 class A preamp
    AQ kingcobra ic's
    OPPO 83 CDP
    Lehmann audio black cube SE phono pre, Audioquest phono wire (ITA1/1)
    Denon DP-1200 TT. AToc9ML MC cart.
    Monster HTS 3600 power conditioner
    ADS L1590/2 Biamped
    MIT exps2 speaker cable
  • mrbigbluelight
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,548
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    Tom
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
  • rebelsoul
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    Did you know Paul walker had dandruff ?



    They found his head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
  • Clipdat
    Clipdat Posts: 12,696
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  • rebelsoul
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    Clipdat wrote: »
    Too soon.

    It's been 9 years
  • starkiller
    starkiller Posts: 2,723
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    still too soon
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,059
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,059
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,232
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    rebelsoul wrote: »
    Did you know Paul walker had dandruff ?



    They found his head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

    Wow... Lol
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,571
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    Which brings us to a classic.
    What kind of wood doesn't float.
    NATALIE WOOD.
    "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." --Thomas Jefferson
  • mrbigbluelight
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    Or the Shuttle astronaut that had two blue eyes ! 🤔
    Sal Palooza
  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,913
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,548
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    Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em....

    Tom
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,059
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,214
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    “When once a Republic is corrupted, there is no possibility of remedying any of the growing evils but by removing the corruption and restoring its lost principles; every other correction is either useless or a new evil.”— Thomas Jefferson
  • tonyp063
    tonyp063 Posts: 1,058
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    I was just listening to a Scottish Rolling Stones cover band. Their number one hit hit was:

    Hey McLoud, get off of my ewe.
  • Viking64
    Viking64 Posts: 6,780
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    tonyp063 wrote: »
    I was just listening to a Scottish Rolling Stones cover band. Their number one hit hit was:

    Hey McLoud, get off of my ewe.

    Mick Jagger was wandering around the Playboy Mansion. He opened a bedroom door and saw Hef in bed with Dennis Weaver, to which he responds: "Hey, Hugh, get off of McCloud!"
  • mrbigbluelight
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    I'm a little upset I heard that the stationery store moved.
    Sal Palooza
  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,911
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    I'm a little upset I heard that the stationery store moved.

    Ohh bad.....

    The other night, my wife asked me if I saw the dog bowl. To which I replied, I didn't know she could.
  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,548
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    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 8,373
    edited October 2022
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    A bear walks into a bar. Bartender asks what'll you have? Bear says give me a whiskey and...................................................................................................................a beer. The bartender says what's up with the big pause? The bear says Oh, I was born with em.
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  • soundfreak1
    soundfreak1 Posts: 3,399
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    treitz3 wrote: »

    Nothing surprises me comming from the granola state. Lots of Wack-A-Doodles out there.
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    Parasound HCA1500A biamped to lows
    Nakamichi EC100 Active xover
    MIT exp 1 ic's
    Perreaux SA33 class A preamp
    AQ kingcobra ic's
    OPPO 83 CDP
    Lehmann audio black cube SE phono pre, Audioquest phono wire (ITA1/1)
    Denon DP-1200 TT. AToc9ML MC cart.
    Monster HTS 3600 power conditioner
    ADS L1590/2 Biamped
    MIT exps2 speaker cable
  • mrbigbluelight
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    A cop approached me last night and said, "Sir, we're incestigating a robbery that occurred in the area. Where were you between 4 and 6 ?".
    I had to stop and think for a minute I finally remembered
    "Kindergarden".

    Apparently that was the wrong answer
    Sal Palooza
  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,913
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    Pamela Anderson and King Charles both die on the same day.
    They meet Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates to see if they will be getting into Heaven.
    Peter tells them,
    "Unfortunately there's only one space available in Heaven at the moment so I need to decide which one of you will be coming in today.....”
    Peter asks Pam,
    "Is there was any particular reason that you think that you should be admitted into Heaven rather than Charles?"
    Pam takes off her top and turns to Peter and says,
    "Look at these, aren't they the most perfect that God has ever created?"
    "I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day for all eternity.”
    Peter thanks Pamela and turns to Charles and asks him the same question.
    Charles looks around then walks over to a nearby toilet, pulls the lever, flushes it - all without saying a word.
    Peter immediately says,
    "Okay your Majesty - you may come into Heaven.”
    Pam is outraged and asks him,
    "What was that all about?"
    "I showed you two of God's own most perfect creations and you turned me down!"
    "He flushes a toilet and automatically gets into Heaven?"
    "Can you kindly explain that to me?”
    Peter turns to Pam and says,
    “Sorry Pam,"
    "But you must know that even in Heaven a Royal Flush always beats a pair - no matter how big.....”
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    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
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  • muncybob
    muncybob Posts: 2,990
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    A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.


    He gives her a quick glance and then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
    The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
    "No", he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.."
    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?"
    The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
    The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?"
    Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
    The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
    The cowboy smiles, taps his watch, and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
    Yep, my name really is Bob.
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