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  • soundfreak1
    soundfreak1 Posts: 3,138
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  • soundfreak1
    soundfreak1 Posts: 3,138
    edited September 18
    Keiko wrote: »
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    Main Rig:
    Krell KAV 250a biamped to mid/highs
    Parasound HCA1500A biamped to lows
    Nakamichi EC100 Active xover
    MIT exp 1 ic's
    Perreaux SA33 class A preamp
    AQ kingcobra ic's
    OPPO 83 CDP
    Lehmann audio black cube SE phono pre, Audioquest phono wire (ITA1/1)
    Denon DP-1200 TT. AToc9ML MC cart.
    Monster HTS 3600 power conditioner
    ADS L1590/2 Biamped
    MIT exps2 speaker cable
  • rebelsoul
    rebelsoul Posts: 473
    Did you know Paul walker had dandruff ?



    They found his head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
  • rebelsoul
    rebelsoul Posts: 473
    Clipdat wrote: »
    Too soon.

    It's been 9 years
  • starkiller
    starkiller Posts: 2,712
    still too soon
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 10,777
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 10,777
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 26,244
    rebelsoul wrote: »
    Did you know Paul walker had dandruff ?



    They found his head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

    Wow... Lol
    - Not Tom

    "No, that's silly talk. Dude, you can't possibly be this audio dumb so quit the act." - Doro
  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,351
    Which brings us to a classic.
    What kind of wood doesn't float.
    NATALIE WOOD.
    "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." --Thomas Jefferson
  • Or the Shuttle astronaut that had two blue eyes ! 🤔
    Sal Palooza
  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,766

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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 10,777
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 23,843
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    The Gear... Carver "Statement" Mono-blocks, Arcam AVR21, Oppo UDP-203 4K Blu-ray player, Sony XBR70x850B 4k, Polk Audio Legend L800 with height modules, L400 Center Channel Polk audio AB800 "in-wall" surrounds. Marantz MM7025 stereo amp. Yamaha CD-S2100 SACD Player.

    In retirement...TriangleArt Reference SE with Walker Precision Motor Drive,

    “Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered…History has stopped. Nothing exists except the endless present in which the party is always right” — George Orwell

    “If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”
  • tonyp063
    tonyp063 Posts: 970
    I was just listening to a Scottish Rolling Stones cover band. Their number one hit hit was:

    Hey McLoud, get off of my ewe.
  • Viking64
    Viking64 Posts: 5,838
    tonyp063 wrote: »
    I was just listening to a Scottish Rolling Stones cover band. Their number one hit hit was:

    Hey McLoud, get off of my ewe.

    Mick Jagger was wandering around the Playboy Mansion. He opened a bedroom door and saw Hef in bed with Dennis Weaver, to which he responds: "Hey, Hugh, get off of McCloud!"
  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 8,924
    I'm a little upset I heard that the stationery store moved.
    Sal Palooza
  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,602
    I'm a little upset I heard that the stationery store moved.

    Ohh bad.....

    The other night, my wife asked me if I saw the dog bowl. To which I replied, I didn't know she could.
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 15,936
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~~ I had found excellence until I heard an ANK DAC ~ ~ The best way to enjoy digital music reproduction is to never listen to good analogue reproduction ~
  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 7,886
    edited October 19
    A bear walks into a bar. Bartender asks what'll you have? Bear says give me a whiskey and...................................................................................................................a beer. The bartender says what's up with the big pause? The bear says Oh, I was born with em.
    Make yourself necessary to someone. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  • soundfreak1
    soundfreak1 Posts: 3,138
    treitz3 wrote: »

    Nothing surprises me comming from the granola state. Lots of Wack-A-Doodles out there.
    Main Rig:
    Krell KAV 250a biamped to mid/highs
    Parasound HCA1500A biamped to lows
    Nakamichi EC100 Active xover
    MIT exp 1 ic's
    Perreaux SA33 class A preamp
    AQ kingcobra ic's
    OPPO 83 CDP
    Lehmann audio black cube SE phono pre, Audioquest phono wire (ITA1/1)
    Denon DP-1200 TT. AToc9ML MC cart.
    Monster HTS 3600 power conditioner
    ADS L1590/2 Biamped
    MIT exps2 speaker cable
  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 8,924
    A cop approached me last night and said, "Sir, we're incestigating a robbery that occurred in the area. Where were you between 4 and 6 ?".
    I had to stop and think for a minute I finally remembered
    "Kindergarden".

    Apparently that was the wrong answer
    Sal Palooza
  • muncybob
    muncybob Posts: 2,737
    A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.


    He gives her a quick glance and then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
    The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
    "No", he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.."
    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?"
    The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
    The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?"
    Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
    The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
    The cowboy smiles, taps his watch, and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
    Yep, my name really is Bob.
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