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  • audioluvr
    audioluvr Posts: 4,371
    It was a slap. Not even sure there is such thing as a manly slap. The whole thing was probably staged anyway.
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    There is about a 5% genetic difference between apes and men …but that difference is the difference between throwing your own poo when you are annoyed …and Einstein, Shakespeare and Miss January.

    by Dr. Sardonicus
  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 12,400
    Question
    Hmmmmm............Well this works for me..... Well put...

    Deer Hunting Question…...

    Looking forward to hunting season...but I do have a question. If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn't really a buck? I mean … maybe he'd always wanted to be a doe, but with no choice of his own he was born with the physical attributes of a male. And yet … on the inside he'd always known he was truly a
    female. I'm just wondering if I can get the game warden to buy that BS, because society and the Supreme Court does.
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  • pitdogg2
    pitdogg2 Posts: 21,280
    Next time get a bear tag to go with the deer tag.
    Win win
  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 8,881
    pitdogg2 wrote: »
    Next time get a bear tag to go with the deer tag.
    338 Win Mag

    Fixed ✅

    Sal Palooza
  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,722

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  • soundfreak1
    soundfreak1 Posts: 3,108
    Tony M wrote: »
    #90 I Don't Think I Am A Perfectionist But This Is Very Annoying
    I Don't Think I Am A Perfectionist But This Is Very Annoying
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    LOL that would make me crazy!
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  • soundfreak1
    soundfreak1 Posts: 3,108
    Tony M wrote: »
    My wife laughed for a minute and shared it with me. There were also some funny comments about this on her web forum that kept making her laugh.

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    Dont give them any ideas, Mickey Mao has lost his mind!
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 10,745
    edited April 20
    Looks like it's already happening.

    Announced today. It's a fact too.

    Victoria's Secret Has Hired Its First Male Model :s
    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 8,881
    Ivan ? 😳
    Sal Palooza
  • OleBoot
    OleBoot Posts: 1,277
    No. It's me. They're really into 46" waists.
  • audioluvr
    audioluvr Posts: 4,371
    I'd arm wrestle all of ya for a chance to be in their dressing room!
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    Wireworld Silver Eclipse IC's and speaker cables
    Harman Kardon T65C w/Grado Gold. (Don't laugh. It sounds great!)


    There is about a 5% genetic difference between apes and men …but that difference is the difference between throwing your own poo when you are annoyed …and Einstein, Shakespeare and Miss January.

    by Dr. Sardonicus
  • pitdogg2
    pitdogg2 Posts: 21,280
    audioluvr wrote: »
    I'd arm wrestle all of ya for a chance to be in their dressing room!

    As a sanitary napkin dispenser?
  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 15,639
    Okay, so I ran across an article today and the headline cracked me up.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/us-science-advisors-desperately-want-to-probe-uranus/ar-AAWpBgR?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=8948e0939ef0402e8777ecf89d8a45e9&fbclid=IwAR2BarJfvJL-EJWKfDScPoxO54uq_ZDoQKgpqWUXqc0h8oBi55d21Az-q2E

    I personally have no issues with them probing Uranus. I do find issue with them probing mine.

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  • audioluvr
    audioluvr Posts: 4,371
    They must have mentioned a dozen times how much they would love to probe Uranus. :D
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    B&K M200 Sonata monoblocks refreshed and upgraded
    Belles 350A Reference modded with Mundorf Supreme caps
    Polk SDA 1C's modded / 1000Va Dreadnaught
    Wireworld Silver Eclipse IC's and speaker cables
    Harman Kardon T65C w/Grado Gold. (Don't laugh. It sounds great!)


    There is about a 5% genetic difference between apes and men …but that difference is the difference between throwing your own poo when you are annoyed …and Einstein, Shakespeare and Miss January.

    by Dr. Sardonicus
  • tonyp063
    tonyp063 Posts: 959

    So there were these twins who were "little people", and had been born without arms.

    One of them got a job working in the carillon at a local church, sounding the bells before services. Since he lacked arms, his technique consisted of launching himself at the bells and striking them with his face in order to produce the notes.
    One sunday he was really feeling it, and at the height of the song, launched himself to hit the high C - and missed! He flew straight out of the tower and landed with a splat on the sidewalk, dead.
    Someone came over and asked, does anyone know who this is? Another person responded, i don't know his name, but his face rings a bell.





    .
    The next Sunday his twin brother filled in. Playing the same composition, he went for that high C - and missed! People gathered, and someone asked, does anyone know who this is? And someone else answered,
    I don't know his name, but he is a dead ringer for his brother.

  • pitdogg2
    pitdogg2 Posts: 21,280
    edited May 10
    How much beer does it take you to look "beautiful" ? I've seen you I guessing that it is way north of a case....😆😆


    I'll show myself out
  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 10,745
    I heard these watching a movie tonight.

    There's two constants in life.
    1...Men like women.
    2...Women like money.

    Girl asks a important man what his ambition in life is.
    He tells her he wants to become immortal...and then die. :D
    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,722

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