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  • OleBoot
    OleBoot Posts: 2,105
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    tonyb wrote: »
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  • treitz3
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    Tom
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • tonyb
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  • Tony M
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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  • pitdogg2
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    True statement
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  • Tony M
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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  • pitdogg2
    pitdogg2 Posts: 24,554
    edited July 2022
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  • Tony M
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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  • Tony M
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,015
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    Whoever designed and approved the packaging design really has a sense of humor. I apologize if this has been posted before.
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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  • tonyb
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    HT SYSTEM-
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    Sony 4k BRP
    SVS SB-2000
    Polk Sig. 20's
    Polk FX500 surrounds

    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
    Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable

    Kitchen

    Sonos zp90
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,015
    edited July 2022
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    A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression, he said,

    "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

    With even greater emphasis he said,

    "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

    And then finally, he said,

    "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

    He sat down.

    The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,

    "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: "Shall We Gather at the River."

    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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  • Tony M
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    edited July 2022
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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  • Tony M
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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  • tonyb
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    edited July 2022
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    HT SYSTEM-
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    Sony 4k BRP
    SVS SB-2000
    Polk Sig. 20's
    Polk FX500 surrounds

    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
    Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable

    Kitchen

    Sonos zp90
    Grant Fidelity tube dac
    B&k 1420
    lsi 9's
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  • tonyb
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    HT SYSTEM-
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    Pioneer elite vhx 21
    Sony 4k BRP
    SVS SB-2000
    Polk Sig. 20's
    Polk FX500 surrounds

    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
    Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable

    Kitchen

    Sonos zp90
    Grant Fidelity tube dac
    B&k 1420
    lsi 9's
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  • muncybob
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    Yep, my name really is Bob.
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  • Tony M
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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  • PSOVLSK
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    I’ll be glad when it drops to 94 degrees here.
    Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out.-John Wooden
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  • audioluvr
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    Right? It's hotter here than Vegas. Of course that still wouldn't make me want to move there.
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    There is about a 5% genetic difference between apes and men …but that difference is the difference between throwing your own poo when you are annoyed …and Einstein, Shakespeare and Miss January. by Dr. Sardonicus
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  • tonyb
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    HT SYSTEM-
    Sony 850c 4k
    Pioneer elite vhx 21
    Sony 4k BRP
    SVS SB-2000
    Polk Sig. 20's
    Polk FX500 surrounds

    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
    Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable

    Kitchen

    Sonos zp90
    Grant Fidelity tube dac
    B&k 1420
    lsi 9's
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  • Tony M
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    That is a good one. :D ^^^^^
    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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  • tonyb
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    HT SYSTEM-
    Sony 850c 4k
    Pioneer elite vhx 21
    Sony 4k BRP
    SVS SB-2000
    Polk Sig. 20's
    Polk FX500 surrounds

    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
    Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable

    Kitchen

    Sonos zp90
    Grant Fidelity tube dac
    B&k 1420
    lsi 9's
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  • Gardenstater
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    George / NJ

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  • Tony M
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    That's a good one too. :D ^^^^^
    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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