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  • soundfreak1
    soundfreak1 Posts: 3,414
    I saw that on the news and he hits like a girl! I apologize to all you girls out there.
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,994
    There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who are good at math and those who aren't.

    Tom
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • audioluvr
    audioluvr Posts: 5,574
    mrbigbluelight wrote: »
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    You can put an eye out!
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    There is about a 5% genetic difference between apes and men …but that difference is the difference between throwing your own poo when you are annoyed …and Einstein, Shakespeare and Miss January. by Dr. Sardonicus
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  • muncybob
    muncybob Posts: 3,032
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    Yep, my name really is Bob.
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  • tonyp063
    tonyp063 Posts: 1,081

    Orion's Belt is just a waist of space.



    Yeah, I know. Bad pun.
    3 stars at best.


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  • Viking64
    Viking64 Posts: 7,032
    edited March 2022
    tonyp063 wrote: »
    Orion's Belt is just a waist of space.



    Yeah, I know. Bad pun.
    3 stars at best.


    You might think me a big horsehead for saying so, but your humor is very nebulous.

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  • rebelsoul
    rebelsoul Posts: 756
    Just got one also does cds.p4us6rserasy.jpg
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,994
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    Tom
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • muncybob
    muncybob Posts: 3,032
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    Yep, my name really is Bob.
    Parasound HCA1500A(indoor sound) and HCA1000(outdoor sound), Dynaco PAS4, Denon DP1200 w/Shure V15 Type V and Jico SAS stylus, Marantz UD7007, Polk L600, Rythmik L12 sub.
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,952
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,994
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    Tom
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,141
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,952
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  • SeleniumFalcon
    SeleniumFalcon Posts: 3,741
    That same guy today:

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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,952

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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,952
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    Polk Sig. 20's
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    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,952
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    Polk Sig. 20's
    Polk FX500 surrounds

    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
    Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable

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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,952
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    HT SYSTEM-
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    SVS SB-2000
    Polk Sig. 20's
    Polk FX500 surrounds

    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
    Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable

    Kitchen

    Sonos zp90
    Grant Fidelity tube dac
    B&k 1420
    lsi 9's
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  • vmaxer
    vmaxer Posts: 5,117
    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=pardon+me+do+you+have+any+grey+poupon&&view=detail&mid=8636ED361AF696CD9DCA8636ED361AF696CD9DCA&rvsmid=730ED9A4B57F07359576730ED9A4B57F07359576&FORM=VDQVAP
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  • soundfreak1
    soundfreak1 Posts: 3,414
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    Main Rig:
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    Nakamichi EC100 Active xover
    MIT exp 1 ic's
    Perreaux SA33 class A preamp
    AQ kingcobra ic's
    OPPO 83 CDP
    Lehmann audio black cube SE phono pre, Audioquest phono wire (ITA1/1)
    Denon DP-1200 TT. AToc9ML MC cart.
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,999
    soundfreak1 wrote: »
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    I think the page flipped for me at around 35. Mind you I had 2 back surgeries by then. But at 40... Yikes putting on my socks and can't stand Up straight for a day or 2.
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,141
    edited April 2022
    Willow wrote: »
    soundfreak1 wrote: »
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    I think the page flipped for me at around 35. Mind you I had 2 back surgeries by then. But at 40... Yikes putting on my socks and can't stand Up straight for a day or 2.

    Sorry to hear that. The past two weeks I have had a hard time bending over to put socks on. Never had any problem before. I did do a lot of work out in the yard though. I just remembered after reaching for the Tylenol, I did take Doan's back pain relieving pills on 2 occasions in the past 2 weeks. Those pills are amazing. :) I'm 64.5 now and no back injuries thank God. I think my back and legs will loosen up quickly after a few days though. Tylenol is going to go down as soon as I stop typing here.

    I know from my long life and meeting people, back problems, hip and knee problems suck. Foot problems aren't a picknick either.

    Getting old is not for the meek.
    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,952
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,141
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,999
    Tony M wrote: »
    Willow wrote: »
    soundfreak1 wrote: »
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    I think the page flipped for me at around 35. Mind you I had 2 back surgeries by then. But at 40... Yikes putting on my socks and can't stand Up straight for a day or 2.

    Sorry to hear that. The past two weeks I have had a hard time bending over to put socks on. Never had any problem before. I did do a lot of work out in the yard though. I just remembered after reaching for the Tylenol, I did take Doan's back pain relieving pills on 2 occasions in the past 2 weeks. Those pills are amazing. :) I'm 64.5 now and no back injuries thank God. I think my back and legs will loosen up quickly after a few days though. Tylenol is going to go down as soon as I stop typing here.

    I know from my long life and meeting people, back problems, hip and knee problems suck. Foot problems aren't a picknick either.

    Getting old is not for the meek.

    Hope you recover soon. It sucks big time. I don't let it stop me. I still roughhouse with my almost 11yr old son and daughter. I go mountain biking on trails not just on city streets. I just know when and where to draw the line. But oddly it's usually the smallest of things that lead to a flare up. Like putting on socks or underwear or heck even getting up from the toilet...not being beaten by my kids or falling off my bike.
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,141
    edited April 2022
    I know this isn't jokes or funny, but I just want to add this to the story of back stiffness.

    I'm already now able to reach down and pet my cat while he lays on the floor.
    So I'm doing well enough to build 2 more walk-way sections this afternoon. I have the boards already cut and ready to assemble.
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    Our cat has an old habit of when I get up, he heads to the back porch door and flops down on his side to be stroked down his spine. When he's had enough on one side, he quickly flops to his other side for more spine manipulations. He LOVES it! :D

    I couldn't do it for a couple of weeks until this morn..

    So out to make 2 more 40"x40" sections. I've been using the old free decking boards I pulled up after 15 years on the front of the cottage.
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    I threw away the Right-side walk-way boards of the cottage because of rotting. July 2020 or later, I pulled them up .(I think)
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    These new 2x3 spacers are really in nice shape. I'll get another few pics in a moment while I do some more assembling. The threat of rain has had me waiting to build these 2 more sections for the very front of the walk-way. I built the back 2 sections a week ago to finish the back end of the walk-way. I angled the boards to splash water away from the building.
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    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,141
    edited April 2022
    ...double post :#
    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,952
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    SVS SB-2000
    Polk Sig. 20's
    Polk FX500 surrounds

    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
    Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable

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  • soundfreak1
    soundfreak1 Posts: 3,414
    It's got to be embarrassing to COLD **** someone and not even knock him down! What a wuss.
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    AQ kingcobra ic's
    OPPO 83 CDP
    Lehmann audio black cube SE phono pre, Audioquest phono wire (ITA1/1)
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    Monster HTS 3600 power conditioner
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    MIT exps2 speaker cable
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