THE joke thread

A guy runs across two lamps. He rubs them both and each produce a Genie. The guy says, cool, I get 6 wishes to which they replied, NO, you still only get 3.

So the guy makes his wishes and the Genies say, go home and you'll find your wishes to be granted.

He gets home to find the most beautiful girl in his bed and he makes love to her all night long.

The next day he goes into his backyard and finds it covered in 100 dollar bills.

Then comes a knock at his door, he opens it to find three men covered in white sheets. They put a rope around his neck and hangs him from his banister.

Later, the Genies are talking and one says to the other, I'll never get humans, he got the girl, got the money, but why would he want to be hung like a black man???