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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,862
    audioluvr wrote: »
    I don't get it...

    You see here, son... When two pigs love each other very much, they....

    are makin' bacon!
  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,009
    edited January 2023
    When You Bring Home the Wrong Food! 😂 RxCKSTxR Comedy Voiceover!

    This man's Parrot doesn't like GENERIC bird seed one bit and lets him know it. :D

    https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=905501063961074&ref=sharing
    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,902

    My son and I went to CVS to pick up a few things.my son noticed the display of condoms and he ask what they were.i told him men use them to have safe sex.he picked up the box that had 3 condoms in it and I told him that those were for boys still in highschool one for Friday,one for Saturday and one for Sunday.he then picked up the box that had six in it and I told him that box was for guys in college 2 for Friday,2 for Saturday and 2 for sunday.he then picked up the box that had 12 in it and I told him that box is for married men,1 for January 1 for February etc.
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  • Viking64
    Viking64 Posts: 6,646
    When the son picked up the box with 12 in it, I thought he was going to say: "Mom uses one of these boxes each day of the week while you are at work."
  • soundfreak1
    soundfreak1 Posts: 3,374
    If sheep were allowed to vote they'd probably vote for the guy that feeds them, even though the same guy would slaughter them later!
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  • vmaxer
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,033
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,009
    ONLY IN Wilmington, NC.

    I went to the gas station to get a bottle of water and as I walked up, I noticed these 2 deputies watching a woman smoking while pumping her gas.

    I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the deputies standing RIGHT there.. Anyway, I minded my own business and went in for the water.... As I was paying I heard someone screaming!! Man, I’m talking violent death screams!! I looked up and saw the woman's arm was on fire!!

    She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!!

    When I got my drink and walked out the door the deputies had the woman on the ground putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the police car.

    I was thinking, arrested?? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a police car??

    Being the nosey person I am, I asked the deputies what they were arresting her for.

    The guy looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE-ARM IN PUBLIC!"



    Now I want to know which of my friends actually read this to the end.
    If you did, copy and paste this to see who believes you! Change it to your city😜🤣🤣
    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • pitdogg2
    pitdogg2 Posts: 24,474
    I bet you tickle easily......
  • bcwsrt
    bcwsrt Posts: 1,527
    Used to live in Wilmington. No change necessary.

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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,009
    pitdogg2 wrote: »
    I bet you tickle easily......

    wth does this mean?

    Maybe you missed the message in the joke.

    Most people just listen to music and watch movies. I EXPERIENCE them.
  • Hey Polk community!

    Thought I'd chime in with a few audio-themed jokes for all of us sound enthusiasts:

    Why did the speaker break up with the subwoofer?
    It felt there was too much bass in their relationship!

    Why do Polk Audio fans always stay calm?
    Because they never lose their composure, especially when there's great sound!

    What did the tweeter say to the woofer?
    "You're all about that bass, and I'm all about that space!"

    Why was the amplifier so positive?
    It always believed in boosting the vibes!

    What do you call a haunted Polk speaker?
    A Polktergeist!

    How do you compliment a Polk Audio owner?
    "Your sound choice in audio is music to my ears!"

    Here's to the power of good sound and great humor. 🎵

    Best,
  • Hey Polk community!

    Thought I'd chime in with a few audio-themed jokes for all of us sound enthusiasts:

    Why did the speaker break up with the subwoofer?
    It felt there was too much bass in their relationship!

    Why do Polk Audio fans always stay calm?
    Because they never lose their composure, especially when there's great sound!

    What did the tweeter say to the woofer?
    "You're all about that bass, and I'm all about that space!"

    Why was the amplifier so positive?
    It always believed in boosting the vibes!

    What do you call a haunted Polk speaker?
    A Polktergeist!

    How do you compliment a Polk Audio owner?
    "Your sound choice in audio is music to my ears!"

    Here's to the power of good sound and great humor. 🎵

    Best,


    Well, I'm going to file that under "WTF Was That ?" 😳


    Sal Palooza
  • soundfreak1
    soundfreak1 Posts: 3,374
    edited September 2023
    Whew, I thought it was just me. LOL
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    OPPO 83 CDP
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    Monster HTS 3600 power conditioner
    ADS L1590/2 Biamped
    MIT exps2 speaker cable
  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,902
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    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
    Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable

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  • muncybob
    muncybob Posts: 2,961
    Here's one you can share with the kids...........

    Why is it that a nose cannot grow to be 12"??.............Because then it would be a foot :)
    Yep, my name really is Bob.
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  • Geoff4rfc
    Geoff4rfc Posts: 2,116
    This went over good while I was up in WA and Cali's were changing the housing market....

    Three cowboys meet up in the woods, a WA cowboy, a California cowboy and a Texas cowboy.

    As they sat next to their campfire, the Texan reaches into his knapsack and pulls out a bottle of Jack, chugs it down, throws it in the air, shoots it and says, "We have a lot of whiskey in Texas".

    The Californian reaches into his bag, pulls out a boda bag and squeezed out every drop of wine, tosses it, shoots it and says, "We have a lot of wine in California".

    The WA cowboy stands, shoots the California cowboy in the head and turns to the Texan and says, "We have a lot of Californians in WA".
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