A itching.

mantis
mantis Posts: 17,189
edited August 2010 in The Clubhouse
Whats up people,

strange question but eff it I'm gonna ask , who has got and stopped anal itching? So here is the back story.
Years and years ago I got it and it went away as fast as it came. Now for the last week I have had it and it's starting to really bother me. It's been crazy hot around here and it came with the intense heat. Yes I have been a little sweaty back there here and there and i'm thinking that has a lot to do with it.
As crazy as this sounds I'm a little embarrased to go to the doctors and have it looked at. I know I should but if I can find a way to cure it myself I'm all ears( or cheeks LOL)

Talk to me brothers.

Dan:confused::confused::confused::eek::(
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited August 2010
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    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited August 2010
    embarassed to go to the doc, but not too bashful to post your woes here? very nice!

    maybe some talcum powder will dry up that sweaty booch. trimmers are nice as well to keep yourself looking neat and not a neanderthal or like you're from a '70's **** clip. but the stubble may get you in trubble. you may find yourself picking at your **** even more than before. ymmv.

    hot damn. had to edit this to point your attention in the direction of my two rhymes above. i'm great.

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    bobman1235 wrote:
    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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  • SolidSqual
    SolidSqual Posts: 5,218
    edited August 2010
    From one itchy **** to another:

    41-LF%2BiIsaL._SL500_AA300_.jpg and this too 200.jpg

    1. Wash your **** well with soap and water. Dry it with a clean towel--place the towel in the wash soon after, to prevent spreading any infection.

    2. Spray your **** with an antifungal foot spray--make sure you get the product in between your crack and on your grundel (you know the spot). These foot sprays are formulated specifically for the fungus that commonly causes itchy **** and will usually help the itch.

    3. Sprinkle antifungal/anti-itch foot powder inside a pair of clean boxers. Slip your cheeks into the underwear. Wear boxers that are loose and breathable (no tighty whities)--change them if they get damp for any reason (it happens).

    4. If you are really ambitious, spray the inside of all your underwear with the anti-fungal spray.

    5. Keep your **** as cool and dry as possible. If you can avoid wearing briefs and tight fitting pants, such as leotards, for a while then do so. Reapply the antifungal spray as often as the label indicates you may. You should continue using antifungal creams or sprays for the time indicated on the label (usually two to four weeks) even if symptoms are gone. Otherwise, the fungus may return.

    P.S. Have you no shame?
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  • leroyjr1
    leroyjr1 Posts: 8,785
    edited August 2010
    Lmao...... Just scratch it.:)
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited August 2010
    so when i saw the thread title i was thinking it should have read "AN itching"...

    i came in to correct my man and found that he had in fact titled the thread correctly. lol.

    and i can just picture face rushing to get a pic of some trimmers, save it to his computer, upload it to imageshack and then post that beotch here within 7 minutes in hopes of saving the day! LOL!

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    bobman1235 wrote:
    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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  • Sherardp
    Sherardp Posts: 8,038
    edited August 2010
    Have you sat on any dirty toilets........Could be crabs man. Use the powder, it that does not work I suggest you go to the doc bro.
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited August 2010
    Sherardp wrote: »
    Have you sat on any dirty toilets........Could be crabs man. Use the powder, it that does not work I suggest you go to the doc bro.

    that hadn't even crossed my mind. man, i triple up on those ****-gaskets and still feel unprotected.

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    bobman1235 wrote:
    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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  • polkatese
    polkatese Posts: 6,767
    edited August 2010
    SolidSqual wrote: »
    5. Keep your **** as cool and dry as possible. If you can avoid wearing briefs and tight fitting pants, such as leotards, for a while then do so.

    P.S. Have you no shame?

    Dan in leotard scratching his ****?

    Good advice.

    Dan, go to the doc, my friend. Doctors are your friend, and where else you could spread your butt cheeks in someone face without getting punch? :)
    I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,597
    edited August 2010
    Been here since 2003 -- this post is the best yet.
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  • mdaudioguy
    mdaudioguy Posts: 5,165
    edited August 2010
    300.jpg
    http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=172067&aid=336064&aparam=anti%20monkey%20butt&scinit1=anti%20monkey%20butt
    This sweat-absorbing, friction-fighting wonder powder will keep you gloriously dry and comfortable during everyday manly activities...like chainsaw juggling.
    I don't know what else to tell ya... :o
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited August 2010
    polkatese wrote: »
    and where else you could spread your butt cheeks in someone face without getting punch? :)

    :p nevermind, too easy...:D

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    bobman1235 wrote:
    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited August 2010
    Hydrocortisone. Done.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,953
    edited August 2010
    Just when you thought you've seen it all....a post like this pops up.:)

    Sorry to hear of your problems, could be hemoroids, regardless,a quick trip to the doc will verify. Just ask for a female Doc., tell her you need your arse checked out,while you check out hers. Sorry,couldn't help myself. LMAO !!
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited August 2010
    SolidSqual wrote: »

    41-LF%2BiIsaL._SL500_AA300_.jpg and this too 200.jpg
    I would not want to use the blue bottle anywhere near my crotch area. :eek: The green bottle works well though. :D
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  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,601
    edited August 2010
    This thread should be a sticky!:D
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  • gimpod
    gimpod Posts: 1,793
    edited August 2010
    I feel your pain bud i really do. But when i read your post i started laughing so hard i damn neared puked on my keyboard :eek:.

    P.S. Have you no shame. :D
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited August 2010
    Bullhorn this quandary at Grand Central Station, or you don't have a hair ...


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  • mrbiron
    mrbiron Posts: 5,711
    edited August 2010
    If you have crabs....i hear RAID will clear that right up. Or you can shave one side, light the other side on fire, and stab them as they run across. Options Options Options.

    As far as the stubble after clear cutting / weed whacking, you can always rub some NADS on your pooper. Or maybe you want to start with rubbing NADS on your butt then harvest?....you'll have to experiment.

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  • cstmar01
    cstmar01 Posts: 4,424
    edited August 2010
    leroyjr1 wrote: »
    Lmao...... Just scratch it.:)

    always a good suggestion
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  • Polkersince85
    Polkersince85 Posts: 2,883
    edited August 2010
    Soak a small sofa cushion with rubbing alcohol and sit on it for a while. That should cure the itch. The burning sensation may be welcome relief.
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  • cstmar01
    cstmar01 Posts: 4,424
    edited August 2010
    Polkersince85 wrote: »
    Soak a small sofa cushion with rubbing alcohol and sit on it for a while. That should cure the itch. The burning sensation may be welcome relief.

    just don't **** and have a match by it...otherwise you'll be flaming....
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  • megasat16
    megasat16 Posts: 3,521
    edited August 2010
    Face wrote: »
    clipperhand.jpg

    I mean what you do with that thing for an itching?

    Does it come with a user manual or lube or something? :D
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  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited August 2010
    megasat16 wrote: »
    I mean what you do with that thing for an itching?

    Does it come with a user manual or lube or something? :D
    Does that come with the option of upgrading the power cord for a smoother more balanced shave? :D

    well unlike others I dont feel your pain nor do I want too but I do wish you get better soon.



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  • cstmar01
    cstmar01 Posts: 4,424
    edited August 2010
    Face wrote: »
    clipperhand.jpg

    don't use drunk... a slip of the hand and you might be in a world of hurt.... :eek:
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  • fishbones
    fishbones Posts: 947
    edited August 2010
    PM'ed
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  • FTGV
    FTGV Posts: 3,649
    edited August 2010
    http://www.thefind.com/beauty/browse-ky-silke-vaginal-moisturizer :D
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  • bsturgeon89
    bsturgeon89 Posts: 128
    edited August 2010
    cstmar01 wrote: »
    always a good suggestion

    Yea just don't go smelling your fingers afterwards.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,808
    edited August 2010
    mdaudioguy wrote: »
    300.jpg
    http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=172067&aid=336064&aparam=anti%20monkey%20butt&scinit1=anti%20monkey%20butt


    i don't know what else to tell ya... :o

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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited August 2010
    you might have a rip or lesion up the ole strata chocolata. get it checked.....don't eff around with that. I'll say this, you might want to ramp up the fiber intake and cut back on carbs. whole wheat is your friend. raisin bran for the win!!
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  • Rivrrat
    Rivrrat Posts: 2,101
    edited August 2010
    Shower more often?
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