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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,953
    edited August 2010
    Hows about just stop shoving stuff up there that don't belong.:eek::)
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  • inspiredsports
    inspiredsports Posts: 5,501
    edited August 2010
    Damn! I thought this was going to be a thread about itching to buy new gear.
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,953
    edited August 2010
    Gives new meaning to.." pulling one out of your arse ", doesn't it?
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    Pioneer elite vhx 21
    Sony 4k BRP
    SVS SB-2000
    Polk Sig. 20's
    Polk FX500 surrounds

    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
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  • headrott
    headrott Posts: 5,496
    edited August 2010
    halo71 wrote: »
    This thread should be a sticky!:D

    I disagree, I think this thread stinks to high heaven............;)
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    Taken from a recent Audioholics reply regarding "Club Polk" and Polk speakers:
    "I'm yet to hear a Polk speaker that merits more than a sentence and 60 seconds discussion." :\
    My response is: If you need 60 seconds to respond in one sentence, you probably should't be evaluating Polk speakers.....

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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,474
    edited August 2010
    I have no experience with it, but have you tried Anal Lube?
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,953
    edited August 2010
    Oxidation...gets you some Craigs De-ox, problem solved.
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    Sony 4k BRP
    SVS SB-2000
    Polk Sig. 20's
    Polk FX500 surrounds

    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
    Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable

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    Sonos zp90
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    B&k 1420
    lsi 9's
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  • LessisNevermore
    LessisNevermore Posts: 1,519
    edited August 2010
    halo71 wrote: »
    This thread should be a sticky!:D

    Not sure, but that might be a symptom as well.

    I've seen a technique that seemed to bring some relief to the afflicted.

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  • mmadden28
    mmadden28 Posts: 4,283
    edited August 2010
    inspiredsports wrote: »
    Damn! I thought this was going to be a thread about itching to buy new gear.

    Me too...:eek:
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    OMG! This whole thread--ROTFLMFAO!!!
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    Dan, you just had to expect this....

    Seriously though try Butt Paste--
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  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited August 2010
    mmadden28 wrote: »

    Dan, you just had to expect this....
    No doubt he's not a newcomer, he had to know he was going to a ration of **** over this so to speak :p

    I know one thing if I ever have any personal issues im searching online for answers rather than go for help from all you guys :D



    REGARDS SNOW
    Well, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all :D
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  • BuckeyeTim
    BuckeyeTim Posts: 483
    edited August 2010
    Just remember...
    Confuscious says: "He who go to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers."
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  • messiah
    messiah Posts: 1,790
    edited August 2010
    Try Cortizone-10, or benadryl gel. Either one should stop the itch. Course, if I was a doc and someone told me their **** itched, I'd tell em to scratch it lol :D
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    Benjamin Franklin, February 17th, 1775.

    "The day that I have to give up my constitutional rights AND let some dude rub my junk...well, let's just say that it's gonna be a real bad day for the dude trying to rub my junk!!"
    messiah, November 23rd, 2010
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited August 2010
    mdaudioguy wrote: »
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    http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=172067&aid=336064&aparam=anti%20monkey%20butt&scinit1=anti%20monkey%20butt


    I don't know what else to tell ya... :o

    40 peeps give it 5 stars on that link. why look any further, mantis?:)

    62 give this 4 1/2 stars...
    mmadden28 wrote: »
    Me too...:eek:
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    OMG! This whole thread--ROTFLMFAO!!!
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    Dan, you just had to expect this....

    Seriously though try Butt Paste--
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    of course, 22 more voters can tip the scale in the other direction...

    oh, and danny boy, read the directions. i'm sure someplace on there it insists you not use this on any open sores. i dunno if you're at that level yet in this current endeavor.

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    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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  • Amherst
    Amherst Posts: 695
    edited August 2010
    Seems Dan may have a life threatening quandary going on. Critters devouring one from the inside out is no joke. :D

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    Since all of our home remedies around these parts include the use of whisky, suggest soaking your **** in a large tub of Jack Daniels.
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  • TNRabbit
    TNRabbit Posts: 2,168
    edited August 2010
    I'm wiping tears from my eyes just reading this thread...

    I just don't understand WTH anyone would post that kind of personal information on an open forum~
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,734
    edited August 2010
    I have learned numerous new terms from this thread.
    booch
    grundel
    strata chocolata

    I am deeply indebted to the collected wisdom here.
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,953
    edited August 2010
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    I have learned numerous new terms from this thread.
    booch
    grundel
    strata chocolata

    I am deeply indebted to the collected wisdom here.

    You ain't seen nothin' yet....
    Wait untill we start on remedies for anal leakage.:)
    HT SYSTEM-
    Sony 850c 4k
    Pioneer elite vhx 21
    Sony 4k BRP
    SVS SB-2000
    Polk Sig. 20's
    Polk FX500 surrounds

    Cables-
    Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
    Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
    Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
    Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable

    Kitchen

    Sonos zp90
    Grant Fidelity tube dac
    B&k 1420
    lsi 9's
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  • LessisNevermore
    LessisNevermore Posts: 1,519
    edited August 2010
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    I have learned numerous new terms from this thread.
    booch
    grundel
    strata chocolata

    I am deeply indebted to the collected wisdom here.

    Don't forget butt chiggers
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  • polkatese
    polkatese Posts: 6,767
    edited August 2010
    you know, thread like this is what's CP all about, and I hope Dan don't take any of these personally. friendly Light jab, funny as hell, everyone contribute in their own ways, none of the mean attacks.

    Life is good.

    and yes, Dan, head out to the doctor. pronto.
    I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,734
    edited August 2010
    polkatese wrote: »
    ...

    and yes, Dan, head out to the doctor. pronto.

    Do you perhaps mean the Doctor, procto ?
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  • inspiredsports
    inspiredsports Posts: 5,501
    edited August 2010
    F1nut wrote: »
    I have no experience with it, but have you tried Anal Lube?

    I know we used to use "A&D Ointment" on the kids over a decade and a half ago when they were in diapers. It was like a super lube with vitamins :D
    VTL ST50 w/mods / RCA6L6GC / TlfnknECC801S
    Conrad Johnson PV-5 w/mods
    TT Conrad Johnson Sonographe SG3 Oak / Sumiko LMT / Grado Woodbody Platinum / Sumiko PIB2 / The Clamp
    Musical Fidelity A1 CDPro/ Bada DD-22 Tube CDP / Conrad Johnson SD-22 CDP
    Tuners w/mods Kenwood KT5020 / Fisher KM60
    MF x-DAC V8, HAInfo NG27
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    PS Audio Cryo / PowerPort Premium Outlets / Exact Power EP15A Conditioner
    Walnut SDA 2B TL /Oak SDA SRS II TL (Sonicaps/Mills/Cardas/Custom SDA ICs / Dynamat Extreme / Larry's Rings/ FSB-2 Spikes
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  • inspiredsports
    inspiredsports Posts: 5,501
    edited August 2010
    polkatese wrote: »
    you know, thread like this is what's CP all about, and I hope Dan don't take any of these personally. friendly Light jab, funny as hell, everyone contribute in their own ways, none of the mean attacks.

    Life is good.

    and yes, Dan, head out to the doctor. pronto.

    I'm thinking Dan (who has remained mysteriously quiet after the original post ;) ) might have slyly set us up to see who would admit to what :D
    VTL ST50 w/mods / RCA6L6GC / TlfnknECC801S
    Conrad Johnson PV-5 w/mods
    TT Conrad Johnson Sonographe SG3 Oak / Sumiko LMT / Grado Woodbody Platinum / Sumiko PIB2 / The Clamp
    Musical Fidelity A1 CDPro/ Bada DD-22 Tube CDP / Conrad Johnson SD-22 CDP
    Tuners w/mods Kenwood KT5020 / Fisher KM60
    MF x-DAC V8, HAInfo NG27
    Herbies Ti-9 / Vibrapods / MIT Shotgun AC1 IEC's / MIT Shotgun 2 IC's / MIT Shotgun 2 Speaker Cables
    PS Audio Cryo / PowerPort Premium Outlets / Exact Power EP15A Conditioner
    Walnut SDA 2B TL /Oak SDA SRS II TL (Sonicaps/Mills/Cardas/Custom SDA ICs / Dynamat Extreme / Larry's Rings/ FSB-2 Spikes
    NAD SS rigs w/mods
    GIK panels
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  • LessisNevermore
    LessisNevermore Posts: 1,519
    edited August 2010
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    Do you perhaps mean the Doctor, procto ?

    Maybe that doctor is thinking, "Maybe I should look up Dan"......:D
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  • Polkersince85
    Polkersince85 Posts: 2,883
    edited August 2010
    inspiredsports wrote: »
    I'm thinking Dan (who has remained mysteriously quiet after the original post ;) ) might have slyly set us up to see who would admit to what :D

    I think he is just scratching around for something to say.
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    >This message has been scanned by the NSA and found to be free of harmful intent.<
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  • inspiredsports
    inspiredsports Posts: 5,501
    edited August 2010
    Polkersince85 wrote: »
    I think he is just scratching around for something to say.

    he he he :D
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    Conrad Johnson PV-5 w/mods
    TT Conrad Johnson Sonographe SG3 Oak / Sumiko LMT / Grado Woodbody Platinum / Sumiko PIB2 / The Clamp
    Musical Fidelity A1 CDPro/ Bada DD-22 Tube CDP / Conrad Johnson SD-22 CDP
    Tuners w/mods Kenwood KT5020 / Fisher KM60
    MF x-DAC V8, HAInfo NG27
    Herbies Ti-9 / Vibrapods / MIT Shotgun AC1 IEC's / MIT Shotgun 2 IC's / MIT Shotgun 2 Speaker Cables
    PS Audio Cryo / PowerPort Premium Outlets / Exact Power EP15A Conditioner
    Walnut SDA 2B TL /Oak SDA SRS II TL (Sonicaps/Mills/Cardas/Custom SDA ICs / Dynamat Extreme / Larry's Rings/ FSB-2 Spikes
    NAD SS rigs w/mods
    GIK panels
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,999
    edited August 2010
    I love CP! :D

    it's true ever since the first post, he is no longer!
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  • messiah
    messiah Posts: 1,790
    edited August 2010
    inspiredsports wrote: »
    I know we used to use "A&D Ointment" on the kids over a decade and a half ago when they were in diapers. It was like a super lube with vitamins :D

    When I was a kid we got Flintstones vitamins. They make vitamin lube? For kids?
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    Benjamin Franklin, February 17th, 1775.

    "The day that I have to give up my constitutional rights AND let some dude rub my junk...well, let's just say that it's gonna be a real bad day for the dude trying to rub my junk!!"
    messiah, November 23rd, 2010
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited August 2010
    Dan heavy applications of corn starch. Make sure to spread your cheeks and get in the ****. I gurantee it will go away.
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  • cnh
    cnh Posts: 13,284
    edited August 2010
    It works for babies...it will work for you. DESITIN...Doctor recommended.

    cnh
    Currently orbiting Bowie's Blackstar.!

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  • suprafantx
    suprafantx Posts: 249
    edited August 2010
    Pictures or it did not happen.
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    Player: Oppo 95.
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    Pres: B&K Ref 50 S2, Paraound P5.
    Subs: Dual Rythmik F15HP subs.

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    Player: OPPO 105.
    Preamp: B&K Ref 50 S2.
    Amp: B&K Ref 125.2 S2
    Sub: Rythmik F12.
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  • inspiredsports
    inspiredsports Posts: 5,501
    edited August 2010
    Oh, the humanity . . . . :D
    VTL ST50 w/mods / RCA6L6GC / TlfnknECC801S
    Conrad Johnson PV-5 w/mods
    TT Conrad Johnson Sonographe SG3 Oak / Sumiko LMT / Grado Woodbody Platinum / Sumiko PIB2 / The Clamp
    Musical Fidelity A1 CDPro/ Bada DD-22 Tube CDP / Conrad Johnson SD-22 CDP
    Tuners w/mods Kenwood KT5020 / Fisher KM60
    MF x-DAC V8, HAInfo NG27
    Herbies Ti-9 / Vibrapods / MIT Shotgun AC1 IEC's / MIT Shotgun 2 IC's / MIT Shotgun 2 Speaker Cables
    PS Audio Cryo / PowerPort Premium Outlets / Exact Power EP15A Conditioner
    Walnut SDA 2B TL /Oak SDA SRS II TL (Sonicaps/Mills/Cardas/Custom SDA ICs / Dynamat Extreme / Larry's Rings/ FSB-2 Spikes
    NAD SS rigs w/mods
    GIK panels
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