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Re: Karma - Happy 1 Year Anniversary
Perfect time to create 50 new polk accounts to increase my odds.
Willow
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Re: Best speaker wire
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so", the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so", the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
SVS PB4000
I was surprised not to find a thread about this unit, I guess I will start one. My 2 SVS PB4000 arrived today and after I muscled them into place, I fired up the N-50 to see how musical they are and wow the bass tone was tight and room filling. I didn't have any of the ports closed and it still felt tight and punched hard at low to mid level volume. later tonight I will do a test with U-571 (I did one Wednesday night with the old subs and recorded it to compare). These things are more like furniture with a sub built in them, the sheer size of it makes you think you need 2 to have matching end tables.
Merry Christmas 2 Me...
Doing some moving around of gear in the two channel rig, and have settled on these.
I have owned the phono preamp before, but I am really looking forward to the X0.2... I have sold the Krell, and the sale of my Pass X-1 will pay for getting the Xono back in the mix, and also pay for the upgrade to the new pre, and still leave me with extra cash in the bank.
Thanks to @Darqueknight for his thoroughness in reviewing his gear. If there is one guy on this forum I could emulate his audio journey, it would be him.
I have owned the phono preamp before, but I am really looking forward to the X0.2... I have sold the Krell, and the sale of my Pass X-1 will pay for getting the Xono back in the mix, and also pay for the upgrade to the new pre, and still leave me with extra cash in the bank.
Thanks to @Darqueknight for his thoroughness in reviewing his gear. If there is one guy on this forum I could emulate his audio journey, it would be him.
Re: THE joke thread
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels..After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things:
1 The bartender is a blond girl who's holding a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"Well hell no, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
"Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things:
1 The bartender is a blond girl who's holding a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"Well hell no, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Re: Roomba’s shenanigans
It's also instructing your toaster to send all your conversations to the F.B.I..
OleBoot
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