POLK WE NEED SOME HELP HERE

Hermitism wrote: »

Decoder Sheet to figure out who the new screen names belong to:


Mark: He'd never get through two sentences without using the Italic button.

Viking64: He'd be cleaning up someone's grammar that involves a dog.

K_M: "Cables? Pfft."

Tony M & Verb: They'd be hard to tell apart, they'd be getting awesome deals on used equipment. (the use of a moving blanket would tell them apart)

Joey_V: He wouldn't make it through the week without buying something worth more than my car.

tonyb: "Damn those Demo crats!" <thought that word might get bleeped.

Bluefox: He'd be drinking a beer on Friday night.

Cathy: "You need a minimum of 200wpc", and she'd be praising Polk's administration.

msg: He'd have a witty comment that only 25% of the people understood.

New Members: "My PSW125 no longer works."

Toolfan69: He'd build some epic metal thing.

Drew: "This new thing I bought is crooked!"

nooshinjohn: "Flags! And Marines!"

Nightfall: "Damn that Pac-man! I almost got to level 20!"

Skip: I SET UP THE L800s CORRECTLY!

mlistens03: "I just got hair where I didn't have any before!"

Endershadow: "I just lost hair where I used to have some! I need Doctor Who to send me back in time."

Jesse: Well, you know.

pumpkinman: "Jethro Tull • Living In The Past"

Mantis: "You need to mount your surrounds to where the tweeters are 72 inches off the ground and for best results use Audioquest cables."

John Megadeth: "I have 50 ski gloves for sale. Left hand only."

New Member: "My soundbar keeps blinking!"

codycatalist: "The hashed format SQL database needs data approved script manipulation in the sub queries to reestablish change management protocols to insure no duplicates."

steveinaz: "KSHE95, because disco sucks."

polkfarmboy: "So, do you guys shave your body hair?"

Ken Bryston: "I'd be happy to shave yours if you promise never to come back! Ever! NEVER EVER!"

pumpkinman: "Yardbirds • Roger The Engineer"

DarqueKnight:
Part 1
Introduction...
Figure 1...
Figure 2...
Figure 3...
Evaluation Methodology...
Sound Stage Charts...

lightman1: "I put the speakers in the warehouse storage facilty #9."

Rick88: bo obs

afterburnt: "That happened to me once after a night of hard drinking."

Dabutcher: "Latest LSiM Adorama Deal" (full-res iPad screenshot of Slickdeals)

Bluefox: He'd be drinking a beer on Saturday night.

DarqueKnight:
Part 2
Equipment Setup...
Figure 4...
Figure 5...
Conclusion...
General Observations & Comments...
References...
Associated Equipment...

pumpkinman: "Tito & Tarantula • Tarantism"

https://youtu.be/1s7MVwNFXjw

pitdogg2 wrote: »

Hilarious!!!

Good to see I'm still flying under the radar...