Feel the hate thread

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It looks like it was dropped from a height and the axles snapped!

Nightfall

Viking64 wrote: »

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that the rear downforce provided by that spoiler on a front-wheel-drive car has a similar scarcity of benefit to be derived from it's application thusly.

There has to be some benefit to lateral G's and braking distance from high speed. All of the FWD touring cars (BTCC, WTCC, etc.) all have rear spoilers. Also, I'm not too familiar with VW's, is that an R32? It might be AWD.

Viking64

Nightfall wrote: »

There has to be some benefit to lateral G's and braking distance from high speed. All of the FWD touring cars (BTCC, WTCC, etc.) all have rear spoilers.

On the car in your image, sure. On Alphonso McCheeseforbrains' car? Highly doubtful.

Nightfall

verb wrote: »

It looks like it was dropped from a height and the axles snapped!

It's called stance, you just wouldn't understand broooo.

soundfreak1

Looks like it is squatting to take a pis... to me.

verb

Now here's a stance! Detroit Autorama!

kevhed72

Nightfall wrote: »

People that do this to their cars. There's literally no benefit to this much negative camber. It both looks stupid and ruins performance in every imaginable category.

I think the kids would say that looks "dope"....as in you smoked too much and did that to your GTI

steveinaz

I hate the brown-noser that suggested we work 5 days, and be off 2. If I am elected President, I will make Monday an official part of the weekend---so we can begin hating Tuesdays.

kevhed72

I hate that I have to spend 6500 on a sand line septic system because our current system failed. My wife asked what a "sand line" system is....I said its a 60" inch deep hole they dig in our yard, then back up a dump truck of 6500 dollar bills and fill up the hole.

mrbiron

kevhed72 wrote: »

I hate that I have to spend 6500 on a sand line septic system because our current system failed. My wife asked what a "sand line" system is....I said its a 60" inch deep hole they dig in our yard, then back up a dump truck of 6500 dollar bills and fill up the hole.

You can pupe in 1,500 Home Depot buckets for that price...just saying.

mhardy6647

Viking64 wrote: »

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that the rear downforce provided by that spoiler on a front-wheel-drive car has a similar scarcity of benefit to be derived from it's application thusly.

thusly... are you just testing us, Pug?

thus as I know you know, is already an adverb*, and thus it don't need no steenkin' -ly tacked on to adverbify it.

I note with great amusement that Chrome's spell-checker either thinks that adverbify is A-OK English spelling or it's so disoriented that it doesn't know what to do.

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* A conjunctive adverb, if Google is to be believed

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@mhardy6647 You go professor! Back at ya Jimmy!

Viking64

mhardy6647

Nightfall wrote: »

verb wrote: »

It looks like it was dropped from a height and the axles snapped!

It's called stance, you just wouldn't understand broooo.

Is that like that wide stance scandal thing from some years back?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal

kevhed72

mrbiron wrote: »

kevhed72 wrote: »

I hate that I have to spend 6500 on a sand line septic system because our current system failed. My wife asked what a "sand line" system is....I said its a 60" inch deep hole they dig in our yard, then back up a dump truck of 6500 dollar bills and fill up the hole.

You can pupe in 1,500 Home Depot buckets for that price...just saying.

Explain the math on that one...because each family member would get at least a #1 and #2 bucket.

mrbiron

I don't know how big your BMs are...
If "X" equals size and "Y" equals frequency then

(X x Y)/5 gallons = passings per bucket

kevhed72

6500/1500 buckets = 4.33 each bucket....thats probably pretty close.
1500 x 5 gal = 7500 gal of pupe and wee.
So the question then becomes how long until all 1500 buckets have to be removed from the house and dumped somewhere??

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Have you considered the effect of evaporation?

kevhed72

verb wrote: »

Have you considered the effect of evaporation?

Well, if you kept the buckets in the house....I think we could assume a daily evaporation rate of .02. Do we have any fecal evaporation statisticians on the forum to validate the .02 factor?

verb

kevhed72 wrote: »

verb wrote: »

Have you considered the effect of evaporation?

Well, if you kept the buckets in the house....I think we could assume a daily evaporation rate of .02. Do we have any fecal evaporation statisticians on the forum to validate the .02 factor?

Plenty I'm sure!

rpf65

I believe that would be averaging all ages. The evaporation rate of infants is probably three times that of a senior citizen, and I'm pretty sure no evaporation takes place for those on a vegan diet.

Not even sure flys mess with vegan waste.

mrbiron

Wow...didn't realize how bad my initial mathing was

Ok, so onto evaporation rate...
Your #2 will lose moisture but not mass. The only way to see a savings there is to let it dry out, and then crush it with your bare hands making sure to not reintroduce moisture or your efforts will be lost.

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Joker should've went to Home Depot!

Tony M

rpf65 wrote: »

I believe that would be averaging all ages. The evaporation rate of infants is probably three times that of a senior citizen, and I'm pretty sure no evaporation takes place for those on a vegan diet.
Not even sure flys mess with vegan waste.

I just quoted you because your last sentence reminded me of this joke.


If your ( this is for anybody ) sensitive, DON'T READ ANY FURTHER. warning...

What do you call a Vegan with diarrhea?




















a SALAD SHOOTER....

mlistens03

I hate school.
I hate that my math is so childish, I mean I’m in 8th grade!

I hate that my math is flat out wrong sometimes. I have actually checked some problems with a calculator after I get them wrong, and I’m right!
I hate the music that my sisters listen to. If you think hate is a strong word for that, look for it on Apple Music. The artist’s (if you can even call him that, I would use the word dummy) name is Harry Gripp. Just search for it. Tell me what you think.

tonyb

I hate marketing and B.S. food manufactures pull. For instance, just bought a pack of 8 Reese's Peanut butter cups only to get home and find they are one third less the size of normal ones.

I was so mad, because they didn't lower the price at all, just made the product smaller. Was going to throw them out too.

but I ate them anyway. Next time though...

verb

tonyb wrote: »

I hate marketing and B.S. food manufactures pull. For instance, just bought a pack of 8 Reese's Peanut butter cups only to get home and find they are one third less the size of normal ones.

I was so mad, because they didn't lower the price at all, just made the product smaller. Was going to throw them out too.

but I ate them anyway. Next time though...

In one sitting? Ahem!

steveinaz

I hate having to learn how to fix everything myself, because I don't trust anyone (based on actual experience) to do the damn job right. Generation "duh". GRRRRRR...I can research something on youtube for 30 minutes, and absolutely shred practically everything the clueless "repairman" is saying to me. I call it the "ERA of Incompetence." Brought to us by the everyone gets a trophy generation.

Tony M

I emailed Tru green to get a proposal.

The sales rep was on me like stink on a ****.

I figured as much. But I kept my cool. She was pleasant.

She said a price for JUST the BASIC treatment plan each month. 68.00 a visit.

I said no thank you, we're over 60 and we'll just try to handle it ourselves then.

She said they have discounts to consider. I asked about a senior citizen discount. She said yes, they one. She put me on hold. She came back with a quote of 38.00 a visit.

I said that would work then. She then asked: how will you pay? I said per visit would be ok with us. She then asked: Credit, debit or check? My wife was listing in and said by check. The sales rep. then asked: Can I get your bank account info and routing #?

What!

NO, YOU CAN'T... My wife even yelled out NO! NO WAY! Not over the phone since we don't know where you really are.

The sales rep. said how are we going to finalize the contract then? I said I don't know, how about we give the guy who shows up a check each time. She said that isn't how they get payments. I said..OK, that's it then.

She said: just a minute, I'll send you a quote to your email and you can pay through that maybe. I said shure, that might work, with paypal security. She then said..

The Senior Discount no longer applies since you didn't complete the contract during this call.

I was stunned speechless! I didn't even want to talk to her anymore but said ok, send the email. I'll look it over.

I've since deleted the emails I got since I inquired!

It felt like I was buying a used car at a dealership. I bet they email or call me again in the next few days.

Wanting our bank account and routing # so soon?

Send a local franchise owner to meet me in person.

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OMG! I get crazy looks when I write a check for stuff. Not very often, but enough.

We went with a local company who bills after the treatment! 30 days due, you know, old school. They came out and met us, real good customer service. Since then we've used them to cut a few trees down, etc. That's how to build a business!

And, we pay by check!