I had two bowel movements today

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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,389
    edited December 2010
    Glad everything is working itself out of the end Jesse. I am so glad you are on the mend. You have not disclosed however if they tend to float, which would indicate to much carbonated beverages, or sink, in which case too much alcohol may be involved.

    BTW... I would say pics or it never happened but the video provided of Mr. Hankey is good enough for me.
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  • gimpod
    gimpod Posts: 1,793
    edited December 2010
    F1nut wrote: »
    Ok, let's get back on topic.

    It's been another successful day on the throne. Thanks for all your prayers. :biggrin::wink::tongue:

    Glad everything came out OK.:biggrin::wink::tongue:

    Sorry I couldn't help myself:rolleyes:
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited December 2010
    I had at least three vowel movements today.
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,708
    edited December 2010
    dorokusai wrote: »
    I had at least three vowel movements today.


    "I", "O", and "U" ?
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited December 2010
    mrbigbluelight wrote: »
    "I", "O", and "U" ?

    It was awful. I'll never eat them again.
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited December 2010
    F1nut wrote:
    It's been another successful day on the throne. Thanks for all your prayers. :biggrin::wink::tongue:

    I have yet to attempt a daily BM. I have been so inspired by this thread today that I have been holding off as long as possible. When the time comes...I want it to be EPIC!
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  • Polkersince85
    Polkersince85 Posts: 2,883
    edited December 2010
    Apparently Jessie's not anal retentive.
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  • kawizx9r
    kawizx9r Posts: 5,150
    edited December 2010
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,389
    edited December 2010
    Keiko wrote: »
    Wh__sh g__s xcr_p_

    I would like to buy an "O" please.:tongue:
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,389
    edited December 2010
    This is the first thread I can remember that has been four pages of nothing but $hit and everyone seems to enjoy it!


    Thanks Jesse, you can drop a deuce at my place any time.
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  • BlueFox
    BlueFox Posts: 15,251
    edited December 2010
    It would be nice if an audio discussion covered 4 pages. Maybe when the new LSis get released an energetic discussion will result. Until then, I guess we will continue with the same old $hit. :cool:
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited December 2010
    BlueFox wrote: »
    It would be nice if an audio discussion covered 4 pages. Maybe when the new LSis get released an energetic discussion will result. Until then, I guess we will continue with the same old $hit. :cool:

    Bingo!
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  • Toolfan66
    Toolfan66 Posts: 17,219
    edited December 2010
    Did you ever think that he isn't talking about taking a ****??
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited December 2010
    i AM always proudest when I break water and beach one on the clean white porcelin....the juxtapostion is very exciting to the ****

    RT1
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  • wayne3burk
    wayne3burk Posts: 939
    edited December 2010
    Many things about man are not very godly: whenever a person excretes ****, how can he be a god then? But it is even worse regarding the other **** we call sin: man still surely wants to retain this, and not excrete it. Now however, I must believe it: a person can be God and still excrete ****. Thus I teach you, excrete your **** and become gods.

    Friedrich Nietzsche

    und dann waren sie Götter
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited December 2010
    when I break water and beach one on the clean white porcelin.

    You wish!:biggrin:
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  • DMara
    DMara Posts: 1,434
    edited December 2010
    Lasareath wrote: »
    I had a girlfreind who was in the bathroom a really long time and so I knocked on the door and asked if everything was ok?, She was sobbing. I asked again what's wrong?

    So she let me in and she confessed to me that when she flushed it didn't go down and instead of coming to find me she reached in and grabbed each piece and started forcing them down the drains of the sinks and bathtub!!!!

    But then those drains were getting all clogged up as well!!!

    I had to go get the plunger and plunge all of drains and toilet and it smelt wonderfull!!

    She didn't hear the end of that story for a very long time!! LOL

    This thread was OK until this :mad::biggrin:
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,492
    edited December 2010
    TOOLFORLIFEFAN wrote: »
    Did you ever think that he isn't talking about taking a ****??

    Yep....
    F1nut wrote: »
    I know most of you "got it", but for those that did not this thread was simply a parody. It was made in fun, but I hope the point hit home with those to whom it was intended.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • BuckeyeTim
    BuckeyeTim Posts: 483
    edited December 2010
    At least you weren't like the constipated mathematician....









    ...had to work it out with a pencil.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2010
    amulford wrote: »
    This $hit is getting old...

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's Gold Jerry Gold!!!:biggrin:
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2010
    Keiko wrote: »
    Speaking of ****, x! How the hell are ya? :rolleyes:

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    Thanks a lot Mike!!! I just shot coffee through my nose all over my desk and I think I made a cotton touching shart at the same time!:eek::rolleyes::biggrin:
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2010
    It's 7:10 AM on Sunday morning. I decided to reread this entire thread as I got nothing better to do at this time; well that's not entirely true the coffee has one brewing. In any case I don't recall laughing so hard since the days of the old Club Polk! I've got tears streaming and I'm clenching to prevent an accident!!!:eek::eek::eek:

    BTW X your contributions have encouraged some great and hilarious responses so I am for once grateful for your participation!:eek::biggrin:
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,004
    edited December 2010
    shack wrote: »
    I have yet to attempt a daily BM. I have been so inspired by this thread today that I have been holding off as long as possible. When the time comes...I want it to be EPIC!
    No pic's, please. We'll trust you on this one.....:wink:
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