I had two bowel movements today

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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited December 2010
    I googled "crap" and this thread came up!:eek:
    Testing
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,004
    edited December 2010
    xcapri79 wrote: »
    This thread has been reported to the Moderators.
    Oh, shut up and go get laid or something. Don't you have something better to do than be whatever it is that you are?

    BTW, your homeroom in Mamby-Pambyland is calling for you.
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,004
    edited December 2010
    For the record, could you please point out exactly which rule was broken please.
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,708
    edited December 2010
    xcapri79 wrote: »
    This thread has been reported to the Moderators.

    That's just awesome possum ! :biggrin:
    Sal Palooza
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,708
    edited December 2010
    I think we should all take a little break, have a beverage, and a sammich, and enjoy a little video:

    Please note: I've reviewed this video frame by frame and at no time is actual physical contact made between the participants.
    Oh, sure, it's a close call a few times, but .... no actual contact is made between any boys and girls ..... that would be naughty (and that's where puppies come from !) :eek:


    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0UKNd1ys5s0?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0UKNd1ys5s0?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&quot; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
    Sal Palooza
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  • NJPOLKER
    NJPOLKER Posts: 3,474
    edited December 2010
    I just looked through this thread trying to see what the point was and I am scratching my head.
    Jesse, have you ever tried smoking a cigarette out your ****? Maybe that will assist you with better and more bowel movements.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited December 2010
    X you are not needed here, or even wanted here. There are only a few of you that stink up the forum.
    Thanks for for self appointed services to save our forum.
    Ben
    Please. Please contact me a ben62670 @ yahoo.com. Make sure to include who you are, and you are from Polk so I don't delete your email. Also I am now physically unable to work on any projects. If you need help let these guys know. There are many people who will help if you let them know where you are.
    Thanks
    Ben
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,708
    edited December 2010
    Well, having been refreshed, it should be noted that the moves displayed in the preceding video may also be used if you're experiencing problems with "clinkers"; excellent for shaking loose any shy strays.
    Sal Palooza
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  • Toolfan66
    Toolfan66 Posts: 17,219
    edited December 2010
    Xcapri,

    Other then the fact nobody likes you I fail to see what rule/rules has been broken.

    Please do tell..
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,492
    edited December 2010
    I know most of you "got it", but for those that did not this thread was simply a parody. It was made in fun, but I hope the point hit home with those to whom it was intended.






    As if the target on your back wasn't large enough already, but no worries x, report as many threads as you can in your remaining days here.....the whoosh is a comin'.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,004
    edited December 2010
    That would be a Christmas present for the entire forum Jesse.
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited December 2010
    Kinda like rat and candy:smile:
    Please. Please contact me a ben62670 @ yahoo.com. Make sure to include who you are, and you are from Polk so I don't delete your email. Also I am now physically unable to work on any projects. If you need help let these guys know. There are many people who will help if you let them know where you are.
    Thanks
    Ben
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,267
    edited December 2010
    .....the whoosh is a comin'.[/QUOTE]

    Did someone just flush the toilet.........

    Please shake the handle

    We'll need for the next one.
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    erat interfectorem cesar et **** dictatorem dicere a
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  • cstmar01
    cstmar01 Posts: 4,424
    edited December 2010
    X they even have a book called everyone poops....you know for the young people...

    sorry if you were deprived of that....

    its nature.
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited December 2010
    F1nut wrote: »
    I know most of you "got it", but for those that did not this thread was simply a parody. It was made in fun, but I hope the point hit home with those to whom it was intended.

    All this, and you deny us a photo of your wallet? :biggrin::wink:
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited December 2010
    xcapri79 wrote: »
    This thread has been reported to the Moderators.

    Dude, seriously---I'm as light hearted a person as you'll ever meet--but give it break. Do it for yourself, and everyone else. I've got no personal beef with you, but what's the point of all this? You seem intelligent, well versed in hi-fi--what say we demonstrate those attributes, and bury the hatchet.

    Sheesh, it's Christmas.
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  • pearsall001
    pearsall001 Posts: 5,067
    edited December 2010
    F1nut wrote: »
    I know most of you "got it", but for those that did not this thread was simply a parody. It was made in fun, but I hope the point hit home with those to whom it was intended.






    As if the target on your back wasn't large enough already, but no worries x, report as many threads as you can in your remaining days here.....the whoosh is a comin'.

    You **** head you!!! :biggrin::wink::tongue:

    Merry Christmas!!!
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  • gimpod
    gimpod Posts: 1,793
    edited December 2010
    3 Pages, 80+ Reply's, 700+ Views all in 1 day and It ain't even 2:00 pm PST
    You just gotta love this place :biggrin:
    POOPY, POOPY



    There I said a bad word now the thread ****'s can tell on me:rolleyes:
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2010
    xcapri79 wrote: »
    This thread has been reported to the Moderators.


    xcapri79 wrote: »
    http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?t=97613

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:UGH!!! Are you green and your heart two and a half sizes too small?:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    HHHHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2010
    F1nut wrote: »
    I know most of you "got it", but for those that did not this thread was simply a parody. It was made in fun, but I hope the point hit home with those to whom it was intended.

    Well now that I get the true meaning . . . excellent analogy Jess!
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited December 2010
    "....but the who's in whoville continued to sing.." LOL
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  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,602
    edited December 2010
    xcapri79 wrote: »
    This thread has been reported to the Moderators.

    You just love stirring the $hit around here don't you?

    I think you really need to remove that stick from your @ss and laugh a little bit.
    --Gary--
    Onkyo Integra M504, Bottlehead Foreplay III, Denon SACD, Thiel CS2.3, NHT VT-2, VT-3 and Evolution T6, Infinity RSIIIa, SDA1C and a few dozen other speakers around the house I change in and out.
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited December 2010
    Diarrehia......the last mile is the longest....but the flush come quickly.

    people think its funny but its really wet an runny...diahheria..wak wak....diarrehia

    Good on your Jesse, beach em baby...

    RT1
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,708
    edited December 2010
    xcapri79 wrote: »
    This thread has been reported to the Moderators.

    While you're at it, could you please report the St. Louis Science Center ?
    They're doing some less-than-awesome-possum things over there that need your attention and correction immediately !!

    Grossology Exhibition.jpg


    http://www.slsc.org/WhatToDo/GROSSOLOGY.aspx

    Eeeeewwwww ! Boogars and tootin' and .... icky things ! At the St. Louis Science Center !!!






    Psssss .... Steveinaz has some excellent advice. :smile:
    Sal Palooza
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,956
    edited December 2010
    LOL !! Ya know, this thread is why I love this place. Of coarse a sense of humor may be required. I'm sure some can purchase one on Amazon.
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited December 2010
    This $hit is getting old...
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,389
    edited December 2010
    xcapri79 wrote: »
    This thread has been reported to the Moderators.

    You have been reported for not changing your diaper. Must be painful to you knowing that everyone knows you stink.
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  • Toolfan66
    Toolfan66 Posts: 17,219
    edited December 2010
    nooshinjohn wrote: »
    You have been reported for not changing your diaper. Must be painful to you knowing that everyone knows you stink.


    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,389
    edited December 2010
    ... Not my best one-liner but I thought it was good.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,492
    edited December 2010
    Ok, let's get back on topic.

    It's been another successful day on the throne. Thanks for all your prayers. :biggrin::wink::tongue:
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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