I had two bowel movements today

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  • tommyboy
    tommyboy Posts: 1,414
    edited December 2010
    Consider yourself a lucky guy, two times in a day for me = diarrhea.
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited December 2010
    high fiber win
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited December 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=NiNZdTSH3-A
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Ern Dog
    Ern Dog Posts: 2,237
    edited December 2010
    Great thread. I needed a good laugh!
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  • Fongolio
    Fongolio Posts: 3,516
    edited December 2010
    nooshinjohn wrote: »
    Why pay big bucks for Charmin when any piece of 180 grit or better does the same job for far less money?

    Then you'd enjoy John Wayne TP. "It's rough. It's tough. And it don't take $hi+ from no one".
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2010
    Fongolio wrote: »
    Then you'd enjoy John Wayne TP. "It's rough. It's tough. And it don't take $hi+ from no one".

    ROFLMAO!!!:biggrin:
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  • cnh
    cnh Posts: 13,284
    edited December 2010
    I guess that's good? Don't know how to read this: serious, comic, or just anal retentive?

    So as not to err! Lots of water, fiber, pro-biotics and exercise, especially as one ages. See your medical professional for help before I get lambasted for giving ANY advice on the basis of almost NO information--maybe they'll revoke my Lay License for that? lol It's getting so that you can't say ANYTHING online except that someone is KEEPING a file--on you. Or quoting you?

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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited December 2010
    It's getting so that you can't say ANYTHING online except that someone is KEEPING a file--on you.
    Or quoting you?

    File has been updated!:biggrin:
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited December 2010
    F1nut wrote:
    I'm happy to report that both were successfully completed with a minimum of effort and no bowl plunging needed. Prayers for healthy movements tomorrow are always welcome.

    I assume these were "real time" postings....

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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited December 2010
    Two? I moved 4 times already, twice reading that post. Rookie. I bet they hurt him, coming out all covered in hair, smelling like rootbeer.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2010
    RuSsMaN wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=NiNZdTSH3-A

    One of my all time favorite words!
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  • Toolfan66
    Toolfan66 Posts: 17,219
    edited December 2010
    xcapri79 wrote: »
    This discussion about crap is a new low. I hope the Clubhouse isn't in jeopardy because of it.
    Let's try to elevate this forum out of the toilet.

    Some things are just meant to be kept private. Ok friends.

    Friends???? WAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    My ribs are killing me...:tongue:

    If you don't like it quit poking your head in the thread like a constipated **** that won't come out..
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2010
    xcapri79 wrote: »
    This discussion about crap is a new low. I hope the Clubhouse isn't in jeopardy because of it.
    Let's try to elevate this forum out of the toilet.

    Some things are just meant to be kept private. Ok friends.


    TOOLFORLIFEFAN wrote: »
    Friends???? WAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    My ribs are killing me...:tongue:

    If you don't like it quit poking your head in the thread like a constipated **** that won't come out..

    I'll reiterate WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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  • cstmar01
    cstmar01 Posts: 4,424
    edited December 2010
    shack wrote: »
    I assume these were "real time" postings....

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    I just have a desk top on wheels that I use. The whole cord thing though to reach is annoying because then the door doesn't close and when the gf comes over she complains..

    never win....:tongue:
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited December 2010
    He's already for my PF11 WiFi work in the bathrooms.

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  • gdb
    gdb Posts: 6,012
    edited December 2010
    Did somebody give you a good wipe both times after being such a good boy? Did you get any cookies?:biggrin:
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,389
    edited December 2010
    xcapri79 wrote: »
    This discussion about crap is a new low. I hope the Clubhouse isn't in jeopardy because of it.
    Let's try to elevate this forum out of the toilet.

    Some things are just meant to be kept private. Ok friends.

    This post only serves to illustrate just how full of it you are.:rolleyes:

    There are two types of people in the world. Those that give a crap, and those that are full of it. Xcrapi, you are certainly in the latter catagory. If you pm me your address, I will happily send you some X-lax.
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  • jimmydep
    jimmydep Posts: 1,305
    edited December 2010
    As a Plumber, your fecal matter is my bread and butter.

    Sometimes a good dump is better than sex.
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,389
    edited December 2010
    jimmydep wrote: »
    As a Plumber, your fecal matter is my bread and butter.


    I guess I won't be eating at your house.:biggrin:
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  • gdb
    gdb Posts: 6,012
    edited December 2010
    jimmydep wrote: »
    As a Plumber, your fecal matter is my bread and butter.

    Sometimes a good dump is better than sex.

    A Royal Flush beats a Full House !:eek::biggrin:
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  • gimpod
    gimpod Posts: 1,793
    edited December 2010
    Do not even get me started on this subject. I know more about it than anyone would care to know.:frown:, I could describe things / procedures that would have you all puking on your keyboards or calling me "one really sick and twisted sob" :eek::biggrin:
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  • gdb
    gdb Posts: 6,012
    edited December 2010
    gimpod wrote: »
    Do not even get me started on this subject. I know more about it than anyone would care to know.:frown:, I could describe things / procedures that would have you all puking on your keyboards or calling me "one really sick and twisted sob" :eek::biggrin:

    Oh tell us please, pretty please!!:biggrin:
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  • jimmydep
    jimmydep Posts: 1,305
    edited December 2010
    nooshinjohn wrote: »
    I guess I won't be eating at your house.:biggrin:

    $hit on a shingle is my specialty!!! You're welcome anytime.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2010
    gimpod wrote: »
    Do not even get me started on this subject. I know more about it than anyone would care to know.:frown:, I could describe things / procedures that would have you all puking on your keyboards or calling me "one really sick and twisted sob" :eek::biggrin:

    Uh huh, I'll go head to head with you on that one anyday!:wink::tongue:
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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited December 2010
    My friends in Gilroy asked me to stop by and update the firmware in their PS3 ( They had gotten a new upgraded modem this week , and didnt know how to add the PS3 to the MAC address filtering setup in the modem ) , and before I could get 10 feet through the door I had to drop a loaf.

    It was truely world class, and required the use of a plunger ...none to be found :mad: Went upstairs, none in those bathrooms either...I mean who the hell doesnt have a plunger in the house ?

    So....do you leave them the trophy , or improvise ( They werent home ) ???


    I had the Christmas spirit in me , so I noticed the paper towel rack in the kitchen only had 1 towel left on it ... so I procured the cardboard tube and prepared for battle :tongue:
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited December 2010
    I had two bowel movements today

    Only two?

    Damn, I've had four software downloads already this morning, and it ain't even noon yet.
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,389
    edited December 2010
    jimmydep wrote: »
    $hit on a shingle is my specialty!!! You're welcome anytime.

    Do you still live out there on $hit Creek? If you do, I will be right over...:tongue:
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  • gimpod
    gimpod Posts: 1,793
    edited December 2010
    gdb wrote: »
    Oh tell us please, pretty please!!:biggrin:
    hearingimpared wrote: »
    Uh huh, I'll go head to head with you on that one anyday!:wink::tongue:

    Google "Bowel Care" for a start and some of the story's I could tell you are even sick by my standards.:eek:
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2010
    gimpod wrote: »
    Google "Bowel Care" for a start and some of the story's I could you are even sick by my standards.:eek:

    OMG!!! Sick is an understatement! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHA to some of them, bummer to others.
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited December 2010
    F1Nut may be a troll and just getting sh$t stirred up!:biggrin:
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