I had two bowel movements today

F1nut
F1nut Posts: 50,492
edited December 2010 in The Clubhouse
I'm happy to report that both were successfully completed with a minimum of effort and no bowl plunging needed. Prayers for healthy movements tomorrow are always welcome.
Political Correctness'.........defined

"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

President of Club Polk

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  • kawizx9r
    kawizx9r Posts: 5,150
    edited December 2010
    Prayers sent :tongue:
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,708
    edited December 2010
    I hope you're able to crap your pants tomorrow, because I just crapped mine. :smile:


    P.S. amen
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  • Polkersince85
    Polkersince85 Posts: 2,883
    edited December 2010
    You're still full of it.
    >
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    >This message has been scanned by the NSA and found to be free of harmful intent.<
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,389
    edited December 2010
    A box of Depends sent your way with prayers for a speedy recovery!:biggrin:
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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited December 2010
    Good for you. I just had my morning **** without issues.
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited December 2010
    Omg!

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  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
    edited December 2010
    use it:
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  • thsmith
    thsmith Posts: 6,082
    edited December 2010
    Courtesy Flush Please
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  • Vette C6.r
    Vette C6.r Posts: 1,560
    edited December 2010
    Didn't know anything was wrong Jess.

    Hope everything is ok with you.
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited December 2010
    Thanks for the update Jesse. I suggest you alert the media on subsequent occurrences to allow for notification expansion and additional analysis on perfecting this function. :biggrin:

    PS - Perhaps diverting some of you assets to Charmin stock would be a potential financial decision. :tongue:
    Michael ;)
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  • silvertuner
    silvertuner Posts: 496
    edited December 2010
    pics or it didnt happen....
































































    lol jk

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    3.1 channel because i hate cables ran across the living room like that
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited December 2010
    I get text messages from Russ every two days about his bowel movements.
    CTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint.
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited December 2010
    Great news about your "dump(s)",,I suppose that things will return to normal now,,musta' been all the green leafy stuff.
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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  • AudioGenics
    AudioGenics Posts: 2,567
    edited December 2010
    i must also admit enjoying the simple pleasures in life .... especially Regularly

    hope all is well.

    Wash your hands.
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,752
    edited December 2010
    Two full moons in one month results in what is called a Blue Moon.
    What is the analogous moniker for two BMs in one day?
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited December 2010
    dorokusai wrote: »
    I get text messages from Russ every two days about his bowel movements.

    I'd Bozo List him.
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  • fishbones
    fishbones Posts: 947
    edited December 2010
    Mine stung a little :eek:
    ..... ><////(*>
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  • Toolfan66
    Toolfan66 Posts: 17,219
    edited December 2010
    WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

    I just about spit coffee every where. I'm just about due for one or two myself..
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  • dkg999
    dkg999 Posts: 5,647
    edited December 2010
    Why am I reading this here and not via FaceBook or Twitter? You need to get your priorities straight! This type of news is too important for CP, you could of posted it to FB or Twitter while the event(s) was in progress.
    DKG999
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,389
    edited December 2010
    I just made yellow snow.
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,389
    edited December 2010
    xcapri79 wrote: »
    I don't enhance this forum at all. :rolleyes:



    Agreed!:tongue:
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited December 2010
    Great thread!
    I am wanting to upgrade my toilet paper but I am not sure which brand?
    I buy so cheap, my paper still has bark on it.
    Any thoughts?
    Testing
    Testing
    Testing
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,389
    edited December 2010
    Paper does not matter as they all feel exactly the same. Why pay big bucks for Charmin when any piece of 180 grit or better does the same job for far less money? I use three sea shells myself, but I am not advocating this for everyone as this tweak truly elevates taking a deuce to an art form.
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    “When once a Republic is corrupted, there is no possibility of remedying any of the growing evils but by removing the corruption and restoring its lost principles; every other correction is either useless or a new evil.”— Thomas Jefferson
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited December 2010
    I use three sea shells myself.

    At the same time?
    Or 3 different shells?:biggrin:
    Testing
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  • dpowell
    dpowell Posts: 3,067
    edited December 2010
    what'd you do Jesse? Have the volume up too loud when you played a CD with a brown note?
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  • Toolfan66
    Toolfan66 Posts: 17,219
    edited December 2010
    Jesse,

    Looks like you forgot to flush one of those!! I see it still gasping for air...
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited December 2010
    I think it was a dream Jesse.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2010
    Wow you're blessed!:wink: I've been rather lucky lately as mine have been of the large well formed clean break type. One wipe and it's done!!!:eek::biggrin: I'm sad to report that plunging on occasion is necessary for some reason especially after eating turkey (PU).

    Then again I've resorted to one 4 oz glass of no-name brand prune juice a day. . . it's a b%^ch getting old!:rolleyes:

    X lighten up man!

    EDIT; oh yeah Jess, I'm surprised that you don't need ice cube suppositories considering your love of Thai food!:biggrin::eek:
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,956
    edited December 2010
    Hmmm.....how many Trolls did you have for breakfast Jess ?

    ...and you have to chase them down with Pennzoil 10w40.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2010
    tonyb wrote: »
    Hmmm.....how many Trolls did you have for breakfast Jess ?

    They come out is spurts!:eek:
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