attacked by a cat

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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited June 2010
    gdb wrote: »
    Everyone should have one of these, just in case !:D

    http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/CatCarrier.jpg
    That only makes them stronger........and short of the fuse that sets them off.
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited June 2010
    Mike Kozak wrote: »
    All is well, though I did have to cut my right arm off at the elbow with an old rusty Cub Scout knife. It was just a flesh wound.
    I admire your strength. Many would have given up as soon as the knife came out.
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited June 2010
    hearingimpared wrote: »
    Hey Mike, not for nothing but I think people go over board with the "infections" that cat bites or scratches cause. My sister has two cats and my sister-in-law has one. Although I'm not a cat lover, I get down and dirty playing with these cats. When all is said and done I always walk away with numerous scratches and bite marks to the point where my arms and hands look like the American Flag!!! I just wash the wounds clean with hot water and antibacterial soap.

    I still have both my arms and haven't needed to cut them off with any kind of knife let alone a rusty Cub Scout knife LOL!!!!!
    Shut up Joe!
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited June 2010
    mrbigbluelight wrote: »
    ....then Lightman's diversionary tactics in the "Get MK" battle plan are working ...... just as he predicted they would.




    :eek:
    You sir, being my kitteh attack archivist, should post more vids of the henchmen doing their deeds. In hope of striking fear into the heart of MK, should he think about an infitlration of Iredell county. I can say his efforts will be thwarted!!!!!
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited June 2010
    cfrizz wrote: »
    That's for sure, I've gone from being totally pissed off, to cracking up laughing everytime I see a new post! It's been a lot of fun that's for sure.
    Who Loves ya, baby?:cool:
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited June 2010
    lightman1 wrote: »
    Shut up Joe!

    You know . . . where the sun don't shine!:p
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,696
    edited June 2010
    lightman1 wrote: »
    You sir, being my kitteh attack archivist, should post more vids of the henchmen doing their deeds. In hope of striking fear into the heart of MK, should he think about an infitlration of Iredell county. I can say his efforts will be thwarted!!!!!

    Realizing that Pan Kozak ( "Mr. Kozak" ) is probably of Polish heritage, I began to think of what insidious means he would use to attempt to defeat All-That-Is-Right-And-Good in Iredell County, and it came to me:

    He was going to attempt to use the famous battle tactics used by the Polish Heavy Cavalry (3000 men) to defeat the Ottoman Empire forces (up to 300,000 men) during the Siege of Vienna !
    (you know, the siege in 1683. Yeah .... that siege).

    As he is well aware, the Winged Hussar's were some of the most ferocious warriors in history (sort of made the Spartan 300 look like the Cub Scouts).

    Winged Hussars.jpg





    A little background on the Battle of Vienna:

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    But .... not to worry Herr Lightman.
    Pan Kozak may feel confident in his devious plans, but he is not aware of our Secret Weapon, the Secret Weapon that the ancient Winged Hussars mercifully did not have to face in 1683:









    Mechanized Cats with Chickens !!
    (Chickens borrowed from Ben during his hiatus)


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    Yes, poetic justice at its finest !!!

    P.S. No chickens were harmed during ...... well, okay, not too many chickens were harmed during these intensive training sessions. Ben can submit a bill for damages ..... .if he dares ! :eek:
    Sal Palooza
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited June 2010
    Man I love history!!!

    AWWWWWW that poor chick looked like he was bummed that his mommy left.
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  • Mike Kozak
    Mike Kozak Posts: 931
    edited June 2010
    Yes I am of Polish descent, and Ukranian. My last name is Kozakiewicz. Classic polock.
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  • Polkersince85
    Polkersince85 Posts: 2,883
    edited June 2010
    Back in the 70's, I had a copy of this book; which is still available. May come in handy after the coming battle. Click on the "look inside " picture on Amazon for suggestions.




    http://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160
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    >This message has been scanned by the NSA and found to be free of harmful intent.<
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited June 2010
    Polkersince85 wrote: »
    Back in the 70's, I had a copy of this book; which is still available. May come in handy after the coming battle.




    http://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160

    Hahaha, I remember that!
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  • TECHNOKID
    TECHNOKID Posts: 4,298
    edited June 2010
    Mike Kozak wrote: »
    Ok, so I saw this bigfoot outside my front door today and I went to pet it and................
    ...and I will tell you this only once, stay away from me from now on or you'll get my big footh where I'm thinking of!
    DARE TO SOAR:
    “Your attitude, almost always determine your altitude in life” ;)
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited June 2010
    TECHNOKID wrote: »
    ...and I will tell you this only once, stay away from me from now on or you'll get my big footh where I'm thinking of!

    OOOOOO that's a terristic internet threat!!! The CP police are probably on the way to your house now!!!:D
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited June 2010
    The troops are ready and on high alert for the impending battle on the lakefront. Spirits are high amongst the male felines. A hearty meal of Meow Mix was served to the men and many a story was told of past engagements and victories. The battle of the Catawba County, where many of my men were lost(God rest there souls) was remembered with a heavy heart. This has only reinforced the the fight of the men! Victory is assured! Kitty claws will be brandished and used with a heated skill that will make all past battles pale and be forgotten!




    THIS....IS MOORESVILLLLLLE!!!!!!
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  • Mike Kozak
    Mike Kozak Posts: 931
    edited July 2010
    Twisted people. Maybe I will get another Doberman and take her for a "little walk" around the neighborhood!!! I had a 75 lb female in 2000, what a dog!!
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  • wz2p7j
    wz2p7j Posts: 840
    edited July 2010
    Mike Kozak wrote: »
    Twisted people. Maybe I will get another Doberman and take her for a "little walk" around the neighborhood!!! I had a 75 lb female in 2000, what a dog!!

    Be careful - monster kitty might scratch her eyes out :eek::eek:

    Chris
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited July 2010
    Kitty eats 75lbs of pit bull every day........ baaaaad kitty!
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited July 2010
    Mike Kozak wrote: »
    Twisted people. Maybe I will get another Doberman and take her for a "little walk" around the neighborhood!!! I had a 75 lb female in 2000, what a dog!!

    Newsflash Mike, 1 cat against 1 dog = dog loses. Cats claws are NOT to be messed with. You found that out the hard way, it would be the same for a dog.:D
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  • TECHNOKID
    TECHNOKID Posts: 4,298
    edited July 2010
    cfrizz wrote: »
    Newsflash Mike, 1 cat against 1 dog = dog loses. Cats claws are NOT to be messed with. You found that out the hard way, it would be the same for a dog.:D
    Humm the cat is out of the hat again :D

    Definitely, most dogs are no match when it comes to fighthing with cats.
    DARE TO SOAR:
    “Your attitude, almost always determine your altitude in life” ;)
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