attacked by a cat

kevhed72

Yeah, what if the cat had raddies?
On a side note, I have heard they taste like chicken...

Demiurge

I heard they taste like fish.

Mike Kozak

sorry I ever posted this

TECHNOKID

Mike Kozak wrote: »

sorry I ever posted this

I don't see why, you vented and feel better (many do about various subjects) and do mean any harm. It generated a good discussion, cat lovers defended the poor animal (which is normal). The discussion never degenerated into wild name calling etc. quite the opposite, a few jokes and the thread is now up to 2 pages. History has been added to the discussion (which is more then welcomed in my opinion). By the way, cats were sacred animals in Egypt :cool:

Forming a bond with a cat is more difficult than other pets. But once it's there, it's very special.

You right definitely right about that one, compared to dogs, cats are very independants and to be honest, you rarely hear about cats attacking humans unlike the intensive dog story attacks. Personnaly, I prefer dogs (they seem to need us and be a lot more closer to us). However, some of my friends are cats lovers and in fact they don't own only one but many. When I go visit them, I love to pet their animal but do so according to the cat will. I never force anything. If the cat tend to stay away from me, I'll never go against their will however, on the other hand if the cat stick around me and burrs, I know he wants my attention and petting, so I do.

As previously mentioned, cats are originally wild animal so I still think and picture hunting them for food Afterall, we hunt other wild animals without anyone going crazy (except for a few like Brigitte Bardot) Why then should one be shocked if we hunt and heat cats

comfortablycurt

F1nut wrote: »

So, you're going to kill a cat that you didn't know because you got a scratch from it? Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

+1000


You're going to kill a cat that you're not familiar with, because it scratched you? That's why you don't walk up to unfamiliar animals and try to pet them.:rolleyes:

Good to hear you've decided to let the cat continue to live it's life.

And for the record, I happen to be a cat lover.

BIZILL

so long as you eat it, then no harm, no foul. lol.

shut up, i'm kidding. or am i...

yepimonfire

Mike Kozak wrote: »

I saw this cat walking down the sidewalk about 20 minutes afo and went over to pet it. It was purring and rolling on its back and all of a sudden it sent crazy and tried to bite me. I got my hand out of the way but I did not see its other paw coming for me right forearm. Now I have a big swollen scratch on my arm. If I ever see this cat again I am getting out my Bow and it is gonna get it good. Nice big broadhead through its body. Sorry to the cat lovers out there, but it is gonna happen.

what a lousy waste of a broadhead, you'll have to clean it and dispose of the cat, takes too much time, fire is a much better option.l

comfortablycurt

yepimonfire wrote: »

what a lousy waste of a broadhead, you'll have to clean it and dispose of the cat, takes too much time, fire is a much better option.l

Wow. That is absolutely sick, and makes me lose basically any respect that I might have had for you.

You get your kicks from lighting defenseless animals on fire? You should be set on fire. I'm sure you'd enjoy it thoroughly.:rolleyes:

yepimonfire

no why would i waste my fire starting materials on animals? and i have a cat and love my cat, i'm just trolling. and as far as enjoying being lit on fire, see username above ^

BIZILL

yep, he's on fire.

TECHNOKID

comfortablycurt wrote: »

Wow. That is absolutely sick, and makes me lose basically any respect that I might have had for you.

You get your kicks from lighting defenseless animals on fire? You should be set on fire. I'm sure you'd enjoy it thoroughly.:rolleyes:

I'm sure (or at least I hope) he is only kidding :eek:

yepimonfire

hell im on fire as we speak, dabit thb krborf id molting, gahf, myst grt a new onr.

comfortablycurt

yepimonfire wrote: »

no why would i waste my fire starting materials on animals? and i have a cat and love my cat, i'm just trolling. and as far as enjoying being lit on fire, see username above ^

Whether you're serious or not...even making that comment is disgusting...and I'm at a loss as to why anyone would even post it.

I don't know why anyone would even post a thread here about this. A cat scratched you, so you're going to shoot it with a crossbow? Yeah, that's definitely something to talk about with your Club Polk buddies.:rolleyes:

yepimonfire

venting. i joke about setting my boss on fire to his face, he thinks its hilarious, until i actually do set him on fire, then hes not so amused.... it's two o clock in the morning, past 1am, its against the rules to take me seriously.

yepimonfire

TECHNOKID

yepimonfire wrote: »

venting. i joke about setting my boss on fire to his face, he thinks its hilarious, until i actually do set him on fire, then hes not so amused.... it's two o clock in the morning, past 1am, its against the rules to take me seriously.

Make to add the smilies

SCompRacer

http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/whycat.htm

Sherardp

Hey Mike,

Are we going to drink or what bro?

TECHNOKID

ROTFLMAO This thread is getting more and more interesting

HB27

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the
other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. ****!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - - but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe................ for now..........

HB27

Mike Kozak wrote: »

Ok, after all the negative posts I have decided to leave the cat alone, I was just suprised at it's behavior change that is all. I am not not a bad person, just got caught off guard is all.

OK Mike,
You've just been "**** Whipped".

Daddy always told me "You ain't gonna whup nuttin what lays down to fight"

jerryj12

HB27 wrote: »

OK Mike,
You've just been "**** Whipped".

Daddy always told me "You ain't gonna whup nuttin what lays down to fight"

HARRY !!!!. You sir are the man. When I grow up I want to be just like you.:D

HB27

jerryj12 wrote: »

HARRY !!!!. You sir are the man. When I grow up I want to be just like you.:D

Simple philosophy my friend...."Just don't grow up" then.

lightman1

I live up the road from Mike. It was my kitteh that assualted him! He's a trained killer, Mike! You, sir, have been targeted.



And Harry .... I'll never ever grow up.

tonyb

Couldn't be your cat Russ, it didn't pee on him first.:p

lightman1

Up yers Tony!

inspiredsports

TECHNOKID wrote: »

ROTFLMAO This thread is getting more and more interesting

This is good stuff, crazy Polkies blowing off steam, and why I waste big chunks of my life laughing my **** off when I'm not tinkering with my hi-fi rigs. I just think Mike's lucky he got to have an intimate encounter with some random **** (cat)

TECHNOKID

HB27 wrote: »

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the
other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. ****!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - - but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe................ for now..........

You are a very fertile spirit

lightman1 wrote: »

I live up the road from Mike. It was my kitteh that assualted him! He's a trained killer, Mike! You, sir, have been targeted.



And Harry .... I'll never ever grow up.

Goodness, Lightman has trained his cat to hide in bushes and to perform vicious attacks on defenseless victims :eek: I really feel for you Mike

yepimonfire

HB27 wrote: »

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the
other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. ****!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - - but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe................ for now..........

hahahahaha this is fantastic!:D:D:D:D:D

Mike Kozak

Who would have thought a simple cat attack would have generated this much discussion......WAIT!! I think I see him in a tree outside my place......yes, he is looking at me.........I am going to hide in the oven.