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Re: Carver and Polk synergy
Only a few days until the 20th anniversary of this thread, lol
Jetmaker737
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Re: Why does my dsb1 soundbar not connect with my dsb2 sub but connects to my dsb3 speakers?
F1nut
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Re: You’re doing it wrong…
I'm holding out for the Mr Fusion Home Energy Reactor to power my flying car with random scraps of garbage.
billbillw
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Re: THE joke thread
Okay, since the "absence makes the heart grow fonder" joke didn't land too well (yeah, a little lame), I'll try an Aggie (Texas A&M) joke...
Two aggies show up to a farmer's house carrying buckets and knock on the door, the farmer answers,
Farmer: "What do you stupid aggies want and what's with the buckets??"
Aggies: "Well sir, we noticed you have milkweed on your property, and we'd like to get some milk."
Farmer: "Stupid aggies, everyone knows you can't get milk from milkweed!"
Aggies: "Oh no sir, we're from A&M, agriculture and military, we know how to do stuff like that."
Farmer: "Fine, go waste your time"
Sure enough, the aggies come back with milk and the farmer is puzzled. Next day, the aggies come back with buckets again and knock on the door.
Farmer: "What do you stupid aggies want today?"
Aggies: "Well sir, we noticed you have honeysuckle on your property, and we'd like to get some honey."
Farmer: "Stupid aggies, everyone knows you can't get honey from honeysuckle."
Aggies: "Oh no sir, we're from A&M, agriculture and military, we know how to do stuff like that."
Farmer again tells them to go waste their time. And sure enough, they come back with honey and the famer stares in amazement.
Aggies come back again but this time, no buckets, and knock on the farmers door. The farmer answers and asks,
Famer: "What do you aggies want today and where's your buckets?"
Aggies: "Well sir, we noticed you have pussywillow on your property."
Farmer: "Hang on boys, I'll be right with you, let me go get my hat."
Two aggies show up to a farmer's house carrying buckets and knock on the door, the farmer answers,
Farmer: "What do you stupid aggies want and what's with the buckets??"
Aggies: "Well sir, we noticed you have milkweed on your property, and we'd like to get some milk."
Farmer: "Stupid aggies, everyone knows you can't get milk from milkweed!"
Aggies: "Oh no sir, we're from A&M, agriculture and military, we know how to do stuff like that."
Farmer: "Fine, go waste your time"
Sure enough, the aggies come back with milk and the farmer is puzzled. Next day, the aggies come back with buckets again and knock on the door.
Farmer: "What do you stupid aggies want today?"
Aggies: "Well sir, we noticed you have honeysuckle on your property, and we'd like to get some honey."
Farmer: "Stupid aggies, everyone knows you can't get honey from honeysuckle."
Aggies: "Oh no sir, we're from A&M, agriculture and military, we know how to do stuff like that."
Farmer again tells them to go waste their time. And sure enough, they come back with honey and the famer stares in amazement.
Aggies come back again but this time, no buckets, and knock on the farmers door. The farmer answers and asks,
Famer: "What do you aggies want today and where's your buckets?"
Aggies: "Well sir, we noticed you have pussywillow on your property."
Farmer: "Hang on boys, I'll be right with you, let me go get my hat."
Geoff4rfc
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Re: THE joke thread
An old man is selling watermelons by the side of the road.
His sign reads:
1 for $3
3 for $10
A young man stops and buys one watermelon.
“That’ll be $3,” says the old man.
The young man then buys a second watermelon. And then a third.
After paying another $3 each time, the young man picks up his watermelons and starts to walk away.
Then he turns back, grinning proudly.
“Hey old man,” he says, “you realize I just bought three watermelons for $9 instead of $10? Maybe business isn’t your thing.”
The old man smiles and shakes his head.
“Funny… every time somebody comes by, they buy three watermelons instead of one… and then try to teach me business.
His sign reads:
1 for $3
3 for $10
A young man stops and buys one watermelon.
“That’ll be $3,” says the old man.
The young man then buys a second watermelon. And then a third.
After paying another $3 each time, the young man picks up his watermelons and starts to walk away.
Then he turns back, grinning proudly.
“Hey old man,” he says, “you realize I just bought three watermelons for $9 instead of $10? Maybe business isn’t your thing.”
The old man smiles and shakes his head.
“Funny… every time somebody comes by, they buy three watermelons instead of one… and then try to teach me business.
Tony M
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Re: You’re doing it wrong…
mhardy6647 wrote: »^^^ Will they ship?
Drop shipping only....
pitdogg2
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Re: Gimpod's Site Download
Gardenstater wrote: »I recall him saying his son(?) might want to resume production in the future and not to ask again.
He doesn't have a son.
Well, that could be a problem then.
skrol
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Re: Post a picture.....any picture...part deux...
Only two and a half years late for the sale?
Good catch!!!!!!!
Wrong month too.
Dang! I thought I found today's responses to my query this morning.
I guess there must've been another one sent out for today's event.
Tony M
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