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  • Posts: 10,084
    headrott wrote: »

    No, you're thinking of Jesse in hell, not in a super volcano.

    Turntable?
    afterburnt wrote: »
    They didn't speak a word of English, they were from South Carolina.

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    Nightfall wrote: »

    Turntable?

    No, second or third level of hell I think.
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    Taken from a recent Audioholics reply regarding "Club Polk" and Polk speakers:
    "I'm yet to hear a Polk speaker that merits more than a sentence and 60 seconds discussion." :\
    My response is: If you need 60 seconds to respond in one sentence, you probably should't be evaluating Polk speakers.....


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    The did find the makings of the next super volcano right under Jesse’s lair...

    That was Russ, who let one loose in Jessie's basement....5 years ago. It's only now manifesting itself, upsetting the earths magma flow.

    Never...ever, take Russ below ground level. Look what he did to California.....that crack is still growing. Other states he visited have made tourist attractions out of the hole he left.
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    The U.S. Military has come up with an experimental solution though, now they just have to find a way to get Russ to sit on it. Being transported to Iowa as we speak.

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    You all are slow. His first hint was a ringer.
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    steveinaz wrote: »
    You all are slow. His first hint was a ringer.

    something about horseshoes?

    :|
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    tonyb wrote: »
    The U.S. Military has come up with an experimental solution though, now they just have to find a way to get Russ to sit on it. Being transported to Iowa as we speak.


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    Appears to use sixteen Altec 288 1.4 inch compression drivers... the mind simply boggles.

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    edited July 2018
    mhardy6647 wrote: »

    something about horseshoes?

    :|

    More like horse manure...

    You guys are assuming this thread is about Jesse. we all know his music comes to him in the form of smoke signals across a barren plain. The only electricity in Jesse's cave comes from static electricity generated when he drags his feet on the floor.
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    To be fair John, I think you are neglecting the static electricity generated by sliding in and out of the satin coffin liner each day as well. Negligible surely, but a regular source nonetheless. Unless he's using a Zerostat on it that is.
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  • Posts: 34,280

    More like horse manure...

    You guys are assuming this thread is about Jesse. we all know his music comes to him in the form of smoke signals across a barren plain. The only electricity in Jesse's cave comes from static electricity generated when he drags his feet on the floor.

    Oh. I thought he picked up and detected radio waves right from the æther the good old-fashioned way: via the amalgam fillings in his teeth.

    :|
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    More like horse manure...

    You guys are assuming this thread is about Jesse. we all know his music comes to him in the form of smoke signals across a barren plain. The only electricity in Jesse's cave comes from static electricity generated when he drags his feet on the floor.

    Wait, you are saying Jesse is innocent in this? I call BS, John. In some way, Jesse is involved. After all, he's got all the time in the world to "interfere" with things.
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    Taken from a recent Audioholics reply regarding "Club Polk" and Polk speakers:
    "I'm yet to hear a Polk speaker that merits more than a sentence and 60 seconds discussion." :\
    My response is: If you need 60 seconds to respond in one sentence, you probably should't be evaluating Polk speakers.....


    "Green leaves reveal the heart spoken Khatru"- Jon Anderson

    "Have A Little Faith! And Everything You'll Face, Will Jump From Out Right On Into Place! Yeah! Take A Little Time! And Everything You'll Find, Will Move From Gloom Right On Into Shine!"- Arthur Lee
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    headrott wrote: »

    Wait, you are saying Jesse is innocent in this? I call BS, John. In some way, Jesse is involved. After all, he's got all the time in the world to "interfere" with things.

    I saw Jesse's name in Hillary's book, he made the top 10 list :)
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    erat interfectorem cesar et **** dictatorem dicere a
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    Rumurz Rumours are swirling that Jesse picked up this unique, bespoke audiophile-grade reproducer.

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  • Posts: 13,390
    That's creepy and a little gross
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  • Posts: 5,496
    txcoastal1 wrote: »
    That's creepy and a little gross

    Kinda like Jesse. See, I knew he was involved. :p
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    Taken from a recent Audioholics reply regarding "Club Polk" and Polk speakers:
    "I'm yet to hear a Polk speaker that merits more than a sentence and 60 seconds discussion." :\
    My response is: If you need 60 seconds to respond in one sentence, you probably should't be evaluating Polk speakers.....


    "Green leaves reveal the heart spoken Khatru"- Jon Anderson

    "Have A Little Faith! And Everything You'll Face, Will Jump From Out Right On Into Place! Yeah! Take A Little Time! And Everything You'll Find, Will Move From Gloom Right On Into Shine!"- Arthur Lee
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    edited July 2018
    Then again, I also heard that he missed out on that remarkable caproic artifact (either the bidding got too intense, or dawn's first light ray peeked into his lair) and had to settle for this rather less ornate, but no less painstakingly, lovingly handcrafted gramophone.

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    MrBuhl wrote: »
    To be fair John, I think you are neglecting the static electricity generated by sliding in and out of the satin coffin liner each day as well. Negligible surely, but a regular source nonetheless. Unless he's using a Zerostat on it that is.

    And then there's the hair. Have you ever rubbed a balloon on your head and stuck it to the ceiling? Jesse could stick a Volkswagen...
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    And then there's the hair. Have you ever rubbed a balloon on your head and stuck it to the ceiling? Jesse could stick a Volkswagen...

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  • Posts: 19,557
    Somebody on this thread got it right.....

    Not sayin' who though.....

    Tom
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  • Posts: 13,047
    He's going from tube to SS.
    treitz3 wrote: »
    Somebody on this thread got it right.....

    Not sayin' who though.....

    Tom

  • Posts: 19,557
    Nope. Try again.

    He does that everyday.

    Tom
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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    treitz3 wrote: »
    Nope. Try again.

    He does that everyday.

    Tom

    I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

    All of you.
  • Posts: 26,137
    txcoastal1 wrote: »

    I saw Jesse's name in Hillary's book, he made the top 10 list :)

    OH SNAP!!

    I just felt a shift time continuum
  • Posts: 26,137
    treitz3 wrote: »
    Somebody on this thread got it right.....

    Not sayin' who though.....

    Tom

    Shut up Tom
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    edited July 2018
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    Rumurz Rumours are swirling that Jesse picked up this unique, bespoke audiophile-grade reproducer.

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    What!?!
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    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."


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    txcoastal1 wrote: »
    That's creepy and a little gross

    You should have seen it before Lightman had his way with it
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    treitz3 wrote: »
    Somebody on this thread got it right.....

    Not sayin' who though.....

    Tom

    Don’t go near any windows... loose lips. There is a few of Tony’s friends out of Chitown coming to make sure you cant talk.
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  • Posts: 19,557
    Shoot. I know how to hold back Tony. I'll just show him the moon.

    He runs like a little red headed girl with freckles, pony tails flopping in the air as he scurries away.

    After he takes a photo. LOL.

    Tom
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  • Posts: 25,596
    It should be impossible for what has occurred to even exist, Even Steven Hawking could not have come up with this paradox. Currently, the heads of every major physics and quantum theory departments from every top-flight university in the world are gathered to try and come to grips with just how wrong they have been about everything.
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    “When once a Republic is corrupted, there is no possibility of remedying any of the growing evils but by removing the corruption and restoring its lost principles; every other correction is either useless or a new evil.”— Thomas Jefferson

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