*%$#@&*!* Computers

F1nut
F1nut Posts: 50,442
edited December 2007 in The Clubhouse
I HATE M*%$#@ F&*!*#% computers!!!

Rant over, carry on.
Political Correctness'.........defined

"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

President of Club Polk

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  • AndyGwis
    AndyGwis Posts: 3,655
    edited December 2007
    You're using a computer to rant about computers.

    Does that qualify as ironic?
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,442
    edited December 2007
    Of course it does, but where else am I going to rant, so that ya'll know that I'm ranting, eh?
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • engtaz
    engtaz Posts: 7,663
    edited December 2007
    Too funny. I try to blame my computer for my bad typing skills.

    engtaz
    engtaz

    I love how music can brighten up a bad day.
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,673
    edited December 2007
    If you switched from DOS 3.0, and went with Windows 95, you wouldn't have these problems.


    I spent an hour and a half earlier getting my machine to successfully fax a one page letter; I spent an equal amount of time successfully cursing both the computer and the all-in-one printer/scanner/fax machine.

    One step away from Kinko's when everything fell into place.

    Ugh.
    Sal Palooza
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited December 2007
    DOS rules....

    move c:\windows\temp\*.* c:\temp
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited December 2007
    But computers are our FRIEND! Just ask HAL-"What are you doing Dave?"
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited December 2007
    They're payin the bills at the very least :)
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • petrym
    petrym Posts: 1,912
    edited December 2007
    Linux Rocks. :p

    But I make my money thanks to mikro$of+.
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,277
    edited December 2007
    F1nut wrote: »
    I HATE M*%$#@ F&*!*#% computers!!!

    Rant over, carry on.

    I think you've gotten more than your money's worth out of that 25mhz 386.

    Time to upgrade you knucklehead! :D


    SB
    No excuses!
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited December 2007
    This POS I use at work makes me want to pull the rest of of my hair out.

    Whoever used it before me must have been surfing every **** site in the web. I ran a scan on it yesterday and it has over 130 viruses. POS locks up about every other page.
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited December 2007
    Strong Bad wrote: »
    I think you've gotten more than your money's worth out of that 25mhz 386.

    Time to upgrade you knucklehead! :D


    SB

    When did he get rid of the Commodore 64?
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,600
    edited December 2007
    ND13 wrote: »
    This POS I use at work makes me want to pull the rest of of my hair out.

    Whoever used it before me must have been surfing every **** site in the web. I ran a scan on it yesterday and it has over 130 viruses. POS locks up about every other page.

    Did he bookmark anything good?
    "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." --Thomas Jefferson
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,982
    edited December 2007
    Is it really the computer....or is it the dial-up?
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2007
    Both!!!
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,442
    edited December 2007
    Well, dial up is a way of life out here. What really sucks is Windows XP......make that anything Bill Gates thinks up.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,982
    edited December 2007
    Sure it's not operator error? :p
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,442
    edited December 2007
    100% positive. I'm never wrong about people or computers. If I say someone is a putz, rest assured they are and if I say XP sucks, rest assured it does too.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited December 2007
    Vista will fix all your problems. :D
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited December 2007
    Wopr Execution Order
    K36.948.3

    Part One: R O N C T T L
    Part Two: 07:20:35

    Launch Code: D L G 2 2 0 9 T V X

    Launch Order Confirmed



    Target Selection: Complete
    Time On Target Sequence: Complete
    Yield Selection: Complete
    Enable Misslies

    Launch Time: Begin Countdown T Minus 60 Seconds
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • nms
    nms Posts: 671
    edited December 2007
    RuSsMaN wrote: »
    Wopr Execution Order
    K36.948.3

    Part One: R O N C T T L
    Part Two: 07:20:35

    Launch Code: D L G 2 2 0 9 T V X

    Launch Order Confirmed



    Target Selection: Complete
    Time On Target Sequence: Complete
    Yield Selection: Complete
    Enable Misslies

    Launch Time: Begin Countdown T Minus 60 Seconds


    This would be another circumstance where "Oh @#$!#@%^&" would be appropriate! :eek:
    My system

    "The world is an ever evolving clusterf*ck." --treitz3
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited December 2007
    Format c:/


    Now call me in the morning ;)

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    CS400i Center
    RT800i's Rears
    Sub Paradigm Servo 15

    Electronics
    Conrad Johnson PV-5 pre-amp
    Parasound Halo A23
    Pioneer 84TXSi AVR
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    Panasonic 42-PX60U Plasma
    WMC Win7 32bit HD DVR


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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    he`ll call you something in the morning if he does that !!!
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
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    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2007
    C:\remove *.*
    C:\ delete *.*

    EFF disk WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,277
    edited December 2007
    F1nut wrote: »
    Well, dial up is a way of life out here. What really sucks is Windows XP......make that anything Bill Gates thinks up.


    Dial up??? Jesus H Christ, you deserve another week of banning just for this.

    Justin, make it so!


    Strong Putz
    No excuses!
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited December 2007
    beardog03 wrote: »
    he`ll call you something in the morning if he does that !!!


    Oh ya :D

    Speakers
    Carver Amazing Fronts
    CS400i Center
    RT800i's Rears
    Sub Paradigm Servo 15

    Electronics
    Conrad Johnson PV-5 pre-amp
    Parasound Halo A23
    Pioneer 84TXSi AVR
    Pioneer 79Avi DVD
    Sony CX400 CD changer
    Panasonic 42-PX60U Plasma
    WMC Win7 32bit HD DVR


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  • jmwest1970
    jmwest1970 Posts: 846
    edited December 2007
    treitz3 wrote: »
    Sure it's not operator error? :p

    We call that a DFU problem around these parts. :D
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  • halo
    halo Posts: 5,616
    edited December 2007
    buy a mac :)
    Audio: Polk S15 * Polk S35 * Polk S10 * SVS SB-1000 Pro
    HT: Samsung QN90B * Marantz NR1510 * Panasonic DMP-BDT220 * Roku Ultra LT * APC H10
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    I didn`t know McIntosh made puters ?!!
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited December 2007
    Make sure you fill out the ID10T form before switching systems.
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited December 2007
    I think my PC days are over. The next computer will probably be a MAC.
    Michael ;)
    In the beginning, all knowledge was new!
    NORTH of 60°
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