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  • AndyGwis
    AndyGwis Posts: 3,655
    edited March 2007
    BUMP. Someone add something funny but really offensive so we can get this locked and make Russ's dreams come true.
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,582
    edited March 2007
    Polk Audio Sucks, Bose Rules.

    Now Thats* Funny. Does not matter who you are.
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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  • I-SIG
    I-SIG Posts: 2,238
    edited March 2007
    Where did nacho cheese come from?

    Well, there was this black dude, farmer or whatever, selling cheese at the market.

    One day, somebody dashes by grabbing the cheese he was selling.

    he ain't gonna let somebody else steal his stuff right in front of him so he took off after the guy yelling, "Nacho cheese! Nacho cheese!"

    Wes
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  • cbl117
    cbl117 Posts: 285
    edited March 2007
    Dead Baby Jokes.....


    How do you make a dead baby float?






    ...Start with two scoops of dead baby
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  • cbl117
    cbl117 Posts: 285
    edited March 2007
    What did the leper say to the prostitute?

    ...Keep the tip
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  • cmy330go
    cmy330go Posts: 2,341
    edited March 2007
    WAAAAAAAA

    Those are just sick and wrong!
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    2 CH
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  • halo
    halo Posts: 5,616
    edited March 2007
    "God is dead and no one cares. If there is a hell, I'll see you there." - Trent Reznor

    "Corporations and organized religion will be the downfall of us all" - Trent Reznor

    Republicans suck. So do Democrats. All politicians should burn in hell.

    If that didn't do it for ya I'm just going to go ahead and post a full frontal nude pic of a hot bimbo. That or the N word!

    Please don't ban me - I'm just trying to help a brutha out.
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,899
    edited March 2007
    What did the Mexican firefighter name his 2 sons?

    Hose-A and Hose-B

    What has 8 arms and comes from Mexico?

    I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce!
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  • ledhed
    ledhed Posts: 1,088
    edited March 2007
    This is the best I got that I am semi-comfortable posting

    Q: What is the best part about having sex with a 12 year old in the shower?
    A: You can slick her hair back and pretend she is 8.
    God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. - Romans 5:8
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,899
    edited March 2007
    Q How can you tell if your baby is an Italian?

    A He will only take his pacifier if the nipple has hair on it!
    ====

    Q Why is Italy shaped like a boot?


    A Because you can’t fit that much **** in a SHOE!
    =====


    Q Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?


    A Because they can't spell toboggan.
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  • dudeinaroom
    dudeinaroom Posts: 3,609
    edited March 2007
    There is a black kid and a white kid standing in the playground. The black kid says to the white kid " my dad got's a new caddy, and when you beep the horn is says honky". White kid smiles and says "well my dad just got a new chain saw and when you start it up it says "run n**ga n**ga, run n**ga n**ga".

    It's alot better if you use the n-word in place of "naskteriskaskteriskga"<(wow thats weird to say)
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited November 2009
    cough
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • edbert
    edbert Posts: 1,041
    edited November 2009
    zombie boy 2000 wrote: »
    cough

    That's what she said.
    I know just enough to be dangerous, but don't tell my wife, she thinks I'm a genius. :D

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  • halo
    halo Posts: 5,616
    edited November 2009
    zombie boy 2000 wrote: »
    cough

    God Bless you! (that oughta do it) :rolleyes:
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  • concealer404
    concealer404 Posts: 7,440
    edited November 2009
    What worse than 5 dead babies in a garbage can?


    One dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
    I don't read the newsssspaperssss because dey aaaallllllllll...... have ugly print.

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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,381
    edited November 2009
    looks like the PC police have taken some time off:rolleyes:

    There is some funny shiznit in here:D
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  • concealer404
    concealer404 Posts: 7,440
    edited November 2009
    Ah screw it... there's just as bad earlier in this thread?


    What's the difference between pizza and a dead baby?


    I don't have sex with my pizza before i eat it.
    I don't read the newsssspaperssss because dey aaaallllllllll...... have ugly print.

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  • kawizx9r
    kawizx9r Posts: 5,150
    edited November 2009
    concealer404 wrote: »
    What worse than 5 dead babies in a garbage can?


    One dead baby in 5 garbage cans.

    Lmao

    Totally in, awesome karma!
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    heiney9 wrote: »
    Any clue how to use the internet? Found it in about 10 sec.
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