worst song of all time ? We built this city...

Joe08867

I vote Umbrella by Rihanna. I mean really. I love the horrible JayZ beginning and all.:eek:

"Umbrella"

[Jay-Z]
Ahuh Ahuh (Yea Rihanna)
Ahuh Ahuh (Good girl gone bad)
Ahuh Ahuh (Take three... Action)
Ahuh Ahuh

No clouds in my stones
Let it rain, I hydroplane in the bank
Coming down with the Dow Jones
When the clouds come we gone, we Rocafella
We fly higher than weather
In G5's are better, You know me,
In anticipation, for precipitation. Stack chips for the rainy day
Jay, Rain Man is back with little Ms. Sunshine
Rihanna where you at?

[Rihanna]
You have my heart
And we'll never be worlds apart
May be in magazines
But you'll still be my star
Baby cause in the dark
You can't see shiny cars
And that's when you need me there
With you I'll always share
Because

[Chorus]
When the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

These fancy things, will never come in between
You're part of my entity, here for Infinity
When the war has took it's part
When the world has dealt it's cards
If the hand is hard, together we'll mend your heart
Because

[Chorus]
When the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

You can run into my arms
It's OK don't be alarmed
Come here to me
There's no distance in between our love
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because

[Chorus]
When the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

It's raining
Ooh baby it's raining
Baby come here to me
Come here to me
It's raining
Oh baby it's raining

What a Masterpiece of ****!!!!!!

Drenis

rebuy wrote: »

Yeah, I understand what you mean about running around in your underwear.
That must be funny, maybe not as funny as the guys here, that go see that group, maybe it was Tool, that strip off and play with their manhood swinging. When I go to a concert, I don't care to see a players rippling muscles, not that's there's anything wrong with it.

Red Hot Chili Peppers are known for doing this.

teekay0007 wrote: »

Blinded By The Light by Manfred Mann's Earth Band

I always thought he was singing, "....revved up like a ****, another roller in the night". But now that I know the truth, it makes it all better! :eek:

Being that my mom was a big ELO fan, I had lots of exposure to this song. I too, thought he was singing "****" for the longest time growing up...

teekay0007

zombie boy 2000 wrote: »

"wrapped up like a ****.... Another runner in the night"

You forgot.... "gave my **** twirly-whirly". Or so I think.

MC Hammer: Can't touch this!! :eek:

Jerry Seinfeld: Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Timothy Smith

OMG

Please go to YouTube and search for:

The Shaggs "It's Halloween" from their blockbuster album "Philosophy of the World".

You may lose control of your bowels.

You may go blind.

If you are in a car, you may mash the gas pedal to the floor and head for a bridge abutment or at least a sturdy-looking brick wall.

I think my heart actually goes into a weird and dangerous irregular pattern because of the wandering random backbeat on the drums.

It could be a worse torture than waterboarding for the terrorists in Gitmo.

It is so bad that it somehow turns the corner into almost being good.

It is innocent bad rather than pompous overblown professional bad.

It is awesome!

hertz9753

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKDtUzRIG6I

#1 one my list. Don't listen to it.

littlewoodboats

I cannot believe no one mentioned this little gem.

Barbie Girl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

If I have to be banned for putting this into the heads of the members I understand.

yeahbuddy

I'm impressed that everyone's managed to steer clear of country so far...I'll assume that is due to the fact that, like me, everyone around here listens to, well, music, so there isn't any familiarity with the modern country genre.

That said, I had the pleasure of working as a banquet server through college in Iowa where inevitably there would be at least one, sometimes two playings of Trace Adkins' pure refuse of a "song": Honkie Tonk Badonkadonk. I almost had to quit my job just so I could avoid this trash, which successfully takes the worst aspects of the worst types of noise: awful country and awful rap. First criteria if I'm ever screening a wedding DJ: if they have this scat on their playlist, they're getting the door.

I also appreciate all the Prince-bashing in this thread...he's from my hometown in Minnesota and a recent poll of the Twin Cities area for Minnesota's best musician had several thousand responses, and suspiciously few votes for Prince considering his fame. Rightfully so, if you ask me. That said, I appreciate his being around if only for the Chappelle's Show sketch he inspired.

Game, blouses.

goofyGAguy

hertz9753 wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKDtUzRIG6I

#1 one my list. Don't listen to it.

:eek: