Got fired today for being awesome

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  • DollarDave
    DollarDave Posts: 2,575
    edited July 2014
    Dave I used the license suspended lie all the time to lie to people instead of telling the shameful truth that I could not drive, who cares if I lied about it, would you wana tell people straight up that your in your 30's and cant drive?

    Here's the quote from the last time you supposedly lost your job "I contracted work for three large properties and today I got a call from head office saying I and many others will loose our jobs. It sucks for me because I lost my driving privileges at the moment for speeding

    I was planing to upgrade to capri pants in my wardrobe but not anymore "

    No one mentioned driving except you. There would have been no reason to lie about that. I am probably alone, but I figure nearly everything you post is, at the very least, a stretch of the truth.
  • polkfarmboy
    polkfarmboy Posts: 5,703
    edited July 2014
    And now he ADMITS he is a liar.... PRICELESS!

    Just an FYI for you... the quoted post speaks to your character, and shows you have none. This is complete vindication of your employer sacking you, and proof positive that your reputation here is well deserved.

    Well everyone here know I lied about having a drivers license? What does this have to do with being terminated from employment?

    Sometimes you get some bad twisted people working with you. In my opinion its wrong to sell your pride and who you are for a bag of pennies. I may find myself looking for a job but I wont finding myself looking at the mirror with a **** being in the reflection.
  • EndersShadow
    EndersShadow Posts: 17,596
    edited July 2014
    DaveMuell wrote: »
    I am probably NOT alone, but I figure nearly everything you post is, at the very least, a stretch of the truth.

    Dave, I edited it for you. And you surely are being nice.

    I believe one word every sentence or two......

    Personally I dont think he lost his job today, I think he just ran out of creative topics from which to garner sympathy..

    Maybe that makes me sadistic, but my BS meter long since we above the point of registering with him.

    I keep him off my ignore list simply because he's too funny to keep on...
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  • polkfarmboy
    polkfarmboy Posts: 5,703
    edited July 2014
    DaveMuell wrote: »
    It sucks for me because I lost my driving privileges at the moment for speeding

    "

    No one mentioned driving except you. There would have been no reason to lie about that. I am probably alone, but I figure nearly everything you post is, at the very least, a stretch of the truth.

    I posted this because I was concerned about how I would get another job, concern is perfectly normal.
  • gumbay13
    gumbay13 Posts: 360
    edited July 2014
    polkfarmboy,

    I'm sorry you lost your job.

    As a retired HR executive, I'll give you a bit of friendly commentary:

    There are two aspects to giving the "boss" advice -- the substance of your advice and how you deliver it. If suggestions for improvement are delivered sincerely and calmly with a clearly positive attitude, they should be well received by any manager who is committed to growing his/her business.

    On the other hand, if advice -- no matter how well meant -- is delivered arrogantly and truculently, it will likely neither be heard nor appreciated.

    My advice to you is that you reflect on the incident that appears to have brought about your termination and consider how you could have changed your behavior to achieve a different outcome.

    My mother used to tell me, "Remember, Son, when you point your finger at somebody else, three fingers are always pointing back at you!"

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  • nguyendot
    nguyendot Posts: 3,594
    edited July 2014
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  • nguyendot
    nguyendot Posts: 3,594
    edited July 2014
    Well everyone here know I lied about having a drivers license? What does this have to do with being terminated from employment?

    Sometimes you get some bad twisted people working with you. In my opinion its wrong to sell your pride and who you are for a bag of pennies. I may find myself looking for a job but I wont finding myself looking at the mirror with a **** being in the reflection.

    Because it speaks to your character. A significant amount of that probably contributed to your termination.

    On a related note... did you feel like Andy in the 40 year old Virgin sitting at the table about admitting you were 30 and couldn't drive? Guess that's sandbagging....er feels like bags of sand :)
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  • gudnoyez
    gudnoyez Posts: 8,132
    edited July 2014
    I would recommend the military to PFB, but I wouldn't want to send our troops into harms way with PFB possibly having to watch their six.

    What and have him become a casualty of friendly fire? Being awesome does of get you fired it gets you a promotion, a bonus or some kind of recognition. I wouldn't worry Fargo is a booming area with a pretty good amount of jobs. If PFB is as awesome as he thinks he is he should be employed in a couple of days, if not go work the oil fields tons of money to be made there however you have to not be afraid to get your hands dirty. a casualty of friendly fire can't be wished on anyone, something tells me he wouldn't make it through basic training anyways Drill Sgts don't like people with high self esteem and think they are awesome anyways.

    Hang in thier PFB jobs in Fargo are a plenty.
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  • kevhed72
    kevhed72 Posts: 5,066
    edited July 2014
    Well, if this is for real, good luck and be sure to apply for unemployment.

    If this is all bogus, seek professional help my friend, due you have a pathology of some sort.

    There - I covered both bases...
  • brgman
    brgman Posts: 2,859
    edited July 2014
    wow! You just can't make this stuff up!

    Oh wait.......I guess you can.

    Karma's a ****.
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,858
    edited July 2014
    I posted this because I was concerned about how I would get another job, concern is perfectly normal.

    Concern is perfectly normal especially, as others have noted, in today's economy.
    Thanks for the kind words Sherardp, I will be taking it easy for a while before getting another job.

    Well ..... uhm .........

    BTW: way classy offer, Sheradp.
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  • cnh
    cnh Posts: 13,284
    edited July 2014
    Well you may see me posting in the odd thread in the hours that normal folks are usually sleeping, that should give some indication. Cnh, how do I know that your not sitting there in a dress whilst rockin some blue eye shadow typing messages on the forum.

    Yeah that's right, I'm really RuPaul and I have a fabulous wardrobe of designer dresses and a fleet of Porsches that match each dress. I am a citizen of Brazil, Monaco, Iceland, Nigeria, Nepal, and I hang out with winning NASCAR drivers. A vegetarian who mostly eats Fungi and seaweed. I have several properties, but my favorite is a Diamond-studded lean-to that juts out from a Hot-dog stand in Hoboken N.J. I love dwarf horses that are painted purple, and enjoy unicycling through the Adirondacks. Hermaphroditic at birth, I underwent a series of sex change operations because I could not make up my mind as to which one would bring me the most "FAME and NOTORIETY". Oprah finally "called" when my book documenting this history went VIRAL!

    Oh, and I own some audio equipment...maybe?

    If you're going to tell a STORY. Make it a GOOD ONE!

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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,464
    edited July 2014
    cnh wrote: »
    Yeah that's right, I'm really RuPaul and I have a fabulous wardrobe of designer dresses and a fleet of Porsches that match each dress. Hermaphroditic at birth, I underwent a series of sex change operations because I could not make up my mind as to which one would bring me the most "FAME and NOTORIETY".


    cnh


    Damn CNH... that explains EVERYTHING!LOL:lol:

    Maybe next time PFB will be fired for being FABULOUS!!!!
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  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,606
    edited July 2014
    Not saying I would as I dont want to work for a company that does not mirror my thoughts.

    Do you REALLY think that? That is the dumbest thing I think I have ever seen you post on this forum! Start your own frigging company then! Normally I feel for someone that has lost their job. But knowing your track record and all the dumb things you say and do. I do not feel sorry at all for you. You are an idiot not awesome. And it is time you realize that. One of two things here....either you are a total idiot. Or you are the biggest, longest lasting troll ever to be a member of this site.

    I highly doubt you really have a Porsche or a wife etc. As I've said before, no woman in her right mind would put up with the things you do.

    Curiosity gets the better of me. And I get a laugh from your posts. So please tell us what type of job you were doing and what you said to the higher ups. PLEASE?


    edit: Oh yeah, you should really look in the mirror again. Because you are not seeing what everyone else is!
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  • brgman
    brgman Posts: 2,859
    edited July 2014
    You wouldn't have a kid named Honey Boo Boo would you?
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    I’M OFFENDED!!!!
  • boston1450
    boston1450 Posts: 7,673
    edited July 2014
    Well you may see me posting in the odd thread in the hours that normal folks are usually sleeping, that should give some indication. Cnh, how do I know that your not sitting there in a dress whilst rockin some blue eye shadow typing messages on the forum.
    My wife & i have met Cnh & i think youd be heartbroken if you saw him in a dress :smile:
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  • polkfarmboy
    polkfarmboy Posts: 5,703
    edited July 2014
    Halo I would rather not talk about what I do as its nothing important worth mentioning. I am sure nearly everyone has a better job than me on here. I like to leave my political views and job description at the door when I come here to share my thoughts on audio matters or to trifle all of you guys with my audio mishaps.

    If you guys think I am dumb then think about the tv show Fargo and try imagine the real geniuses I work with lol. Many times I have been sitting in the office thinking "Who the hell hired you bunch of big bum bum heads"
  • boston1450
    boston1450 Posts: 7,673
    edited July 2014
    FABULOUS - John, that there is funny :smile:
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  • deronb1
    deronb1 Posts: 5,021
    edited July 2014
    Damn guys! I am really not sure what to think either, but this is some pretty acidic stuff.
  • Toolfan66
    Toolfan66 Posts: 17,334
    edited July 2014
    PFB is the Pied Piper, look at all the mice that follow his stories..
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  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,606
    edited July 2014
    Toolfan66 wrote: »
    PFB is the Pied Piper, look at all the mice that follow his stories..

    Village idiot is more like it I think! lol

    I would not be surprised in the least if he tells us next he was the male model at a "adult toy" manufacturer. Perhaps they finally found out he lied on his job application?!? ;)
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,464
    edited July 2014
    halo71 wrote: »
    Village idiot is more like it I think! lol

    I would not be surprised in the least if he tells us next he was the male model at a **** manufacturer. Perhaps they finally found out he lied on his job application?!? ;)

    I doubt that... the doctor that slapped him, post-utero couldn't find his junk with the Hubble Space Telescope at point-black range.
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  • polkfarmboy
    polkfarmboy Posts: 5,703
    edited July 2014
    Toolfan66 wrote: »
    PFB is the Pied Piper, look at all the mice that follow his stories..

    Just posted about loosing my job?
  • brgman
    brgman Posts: 2,859
    edited July 2014
    Just posted about loosing my job?

    You mean losing.
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    I’M OFFENDED!!!!
  • gdb
    gdb Posts: 6,012
    edited July 2014
    I'm guessin' you weren't employed as a proofreader............. (C;
  • BlueFox
    BlueFox Posts: 15,251
    edited July 2014
    I am still curious what suggestions were made that resulted in being let go. Between you thinking you would be applauded for your suggestions, and the end result, is a big disconnect.
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  • polkfarmboy
    polkfarmboy Posts: 5,703
    edited July 2014
    Well basically BF I would have to give information about my job if I wanted to give you specifics. But to get an overall feel I spoke about the job not being done properly. Employee's who were not as dedicated to the job and the blind eye they turn to make life less complicated for themselves. On the said Monday last week I was under the impression that I would get to say all this infront of them as we were supposed to all sit down and talk about what I had said when everyone was together, it never happened.
  • maximillian
    maximillian Posts: 2,144
    edited July 2014
    Still don't know why you think this was "awesome". Care to enlighten us?
  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,606
    edited July 2014
    PFB...you are not giving out specifics if you say something like. I was a janitorial worker, I was a pimp, I was a city employee that dug ditches, I stood on the corner waving a banner to get people to eat at Mo's etc etc. See? No specifics in that.
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  • Hermitism
    Hermitism Posts: 4,277
    edited July 2014
    Employee's who were not as dedicated to the job and the blind eye they turn to make life less complicated for themselves.

    I figured it out. The blind eye bit gave it away...I know what can make you go blind.

    http://www.survivalinsight.com/how-to-sell-sperm.html

    I'm sorry they will no longer take your donations. They must have found out about this forum. Kidding! I have respect for someone that takes the amount of ribbing you do and still has a sense of humor about it!
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