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nooshinjohn wrote: »

Toolfan66 wrote: »

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The heat getting to you Larry?

Might be, might be listening to too much ABBA..

True story... today my family took me out a couple days early to celebrate my upcoming BIG 60th!

I dropped everybody off at the door and went to part the car. Some knucklehead came in the parking area from the wrong direction. They parked in two spots because they could not figure out a three point turn. I managed to squeeze in and left just enough room for them to clear my car, and as I was getting out, along comes a Calabasas plastic bimbo Kardashian wannabee.

"Nice parking job", I said with sarcastic politeness as I was walking away. She fired back with the classic "a-hole! nobody was here when I parked!"

I said "oh. I'm sorry, I guess that makes it ok, but what about driving the wrong way in the parking lot? I guess I will just chalk that one off to you simply being stupid!"

I'm in Home Depot and some little kid called me an old ****....

So if you're missing your kid...he's in the red LG dryer, isle 17!

Geoff4rfc wrote: »

…this new chick I've been seeing lives in Cibolo (right next door pretty much to NB) and has got to be the cats meow..

Glad she’s just the new chick and not…..

fresh from the memefields at hifihaven to you...

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