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A Julius Caesar knife holder.

So during covid when the world was full of inept delivery drivers, I put arrows with my house number out on the street, on a tree going up my driveway to indicate a right turn and another on my garage pointing to the house. We've been having strong spring winds that must have torn the garage arrow off one of the nails making it swing and point down.

What did you just call him?

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Thems good eatin right there.