TIME OUT....For a funny story!

actiledeats
actiledeats Posts: 1
edited April 2009 in Troubleshooting
Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! payday-loans.gif

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited March 2009
    Nice sig...
    Please. Please contact me a ben62670 @ yahoo.com. Make sure to include who you are, and you are from Polk so I don't delete your email. Also I am now physically unable to work on any projects. If you need help let these guys know. There are many people who will help if you let them know where you are.
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  • Kex
    Kex Posts: 5,194
    edited March 2009
    ben62670 wrote: »
    Nice sig...
    Good catch Ben ... I was wondering WTF for a first post. Ironic that it's in the "troubleshooting" area!
    Alea jacta est!
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  • thsmith
    thsmith Posts: 6,082
    edited March 2009
    Got me too, a sneaker spammer. They sure are getting creative
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  • envetrirm
    envetrirm Posts: 1
    edited April 2009
    Nice post.
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,416
    edited April 2009
    ben62670 wrote: »
    Nice sig...


    damn you are GOOD!
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  • Kex
    Kex Posts: 5,194
    edited April 2009
    envetrirm wrote: »
    Nice post.
    nooshinjohn wrote: »
    damn you are GOOD!
    You did notice that this all happened about two weeks ago? Perhaps we could refrain from bumping spam threads in the future (and yes, I did just give it a two minute refresher).
    Alea jacta est!
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  • MrNightly
    MrNightly Posts: 3,370
    edited April 2009
    Kex wrote: »
    You did notice that this all happened about two weeks ago? Perhaps we could refrain from bumping spam threads in the future (and yes, I did just give it a two minute refresher).

    Spam bumper!!!! :D
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