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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,201
    edited January 2003
    FrankZ,
    I thought I didn't matter to you anymore.......so why reply to me........I didn't hear one word you wrote.....so feelings are the same bud........eff yeah.

    Liquidsound,
    I don't get it.Troy and company discuss the length of his male organ,Sherri replies,I ask a normal question and all hell is ready to break loose.............I'm confused.I'm still waiting for her to reply.

    Troyd,
    man relax.Lets see what she says.like I said already If I offended her I will reframe,It's a question in line with whats already going on.It's in off topic,so ......I didn't start the weenie thing.

    Sherri,
    Like I said If I offended you and you don't wanna reply,here's my E-mail...you can tell me if I did infact offend you....Dmantis20@aol.com

    But you know what ......I do agree that this isn't the place to talk about sex in an adult manner,it's a audio forum,but it comes up all the time......so........keep it clean .
    Dan
    My personal quest is to save to world of bad audio, one thread at a time.
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  • Dr. Spec
    Dr. Spec Posts: 3,780
    edited January 2003
    There is a difference between creative and discrete use of innuendo and double entendres and direct, explicit, and graphic references to all things sexual.

    I'm totally with Troy on this one - most mature and confident adults (male and female) can find humor and appreciate well written innuendo. Many of us are at least into our late 20's (with a good portion in the 30-50 crowd) and we've seen it all, and done it all, and read it all - at this point we appreciate sexual subtlety, not being hit over the head with it.

    Doc
    "What we do in life echoes in eternity"

    Ed Mullen (emullen@svsound.com)
    Director - Technology and Customer Service
    SVS
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited January 2003
    Dan, Dan, Dan. . . (shaking my head)
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,761
    edited January 2003
    Maybe I'm old school, but there are just certain things that you don't ask a woman that you don't know, especially on a public forum. I think it just boils down to respect. Yes, there was a response to Troy's comments, but that's known as a woman's prerogative and if you're not sure what that is, just ask your wife. I know us guys talk/joke/post pics and the like, but that's different.

    BTW, what is it that you're going to reframe? A oil, watercolor or a print? ;)
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,201
    edited January 2003
    I'll just say this........It's all the same.Put it one way or another.Raw or sugar coated,it still means the same thing.......word it your way.
    Dan
    My personal quest is to save to world of bad audio, one thread at a time.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,761
    edited January 2003
    AH, the mantis has much to learn......
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • Sherri
    Sherri Posts: 8
    edited January 2003
    Boys, Boys, Boys.
    COOL IT.
    Lets see now. Troy starts this joke about his umm, size. Others join in with comments. I post a racy reply. This Mantis asks me a question pertaining to the discussion. All of a sudden everybody is in a big fight. While Mantis's question could be viewed by some as pretty crude, I feel I left myself open for things like that by saying the crude thing I said. Troy & others. You guys should not start a subject like this and then be surprised that it degenerates to a lower level.

    I thank you guys for wanting to protect my feelings and for sticking up for me because I am a female. That was very nice. However I want to be treated as an equal here so I will have to put up with the locker room humor or leave. I don't want to spoil your fun. My dad used to tell me, if you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch. I don't like the porch. Some of you seemed to be glad that a female was a member here and are afraid that I might get grossed out and leave. You guys will not run me off by being gross and nasty. You will run me off with this bitching and arguing. I don't want to listen to a bunch of old hens at each others throats.

    Since I am only 23, and have not had very many partners, I many not be qualified to answer the BIG question. But here goes. Of course size matters. Common sense would say that this would vary from woman to woman. Too big would hurt, too small would lead to those dreaded words, "is it in", and just right would be, well, just right. Thats this womans view about that subject.
    Since we are on this size kick, I have a question for you men. What is it about big ****? I walk into a room with my flat chested friend and I know I get most of the looks. This girl is very pretty, but only has a set of 32s. Whats the deal here guys?
    Well I hope some of this made sense and that I have not made anyone mad. I am pretty tired. Stayed up till 3 am for the new year, and then had a busy birthday 1-1-03.
    Sherri
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,761
    edited January 2003
    Sherri,

    Happy Birthday!

    Nice retort, but damn you've let Dan off the hook...damn! :lol:

    To answer your question, I'll take a pretty face over big **** everytime, but that's just me, besides more than a handful is a waste. I figure that I'll be looking at her face alot more than her chest, so I'd like it to be easy on my eyes. The real trick is to find someone you get along with and is easy on the eyes and the ears.
    From my experience (twice as long as yours) the guys that are concerned about size, either theirs or yours, are insecure momma's boys. I hope that helps.

    F1nut

    BTW, this is going to get interesting.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited January 2003
    Originally posted by Sherri
    You will run me off with this bitching and arguing. I don't want to listen to a bunch of old hens at each others throats.

    :lol: Very nice Sherri, very nice........If you're not a believer in male PMS, stick around here for a few weeks.........:lol: While there are arguments, (some more prevelant than others) overall it's a really good group of people, each with their own quirky little things. Also, there's always someone that can help with this never ending hobbie if ya have questions. Good to have ya..........
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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  • gidrah
    gidrah Posts: 3,049
    edited January 2003
    **** are magical. The bigger the breast the more magic they possess. Then again there are those that are just TOO magical or have evil magic regardless of their size.

    Happy Birthday!
    Make it Funky! :)
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited January 2003
    Cool......

    'nuff said. I just thought it was an out of line question for Dan to ask is all and while I've headed more than a few threads wheels off I found that to be over the line. More to the point, every guy has had this conversation with a woman at least 10 times.

    Me personally, I'll take a pretty smile, nice eyes and witty conversation regardless of how hooked up she is in the breastage dept. The lovely Wendi has two half sisters who have been surgically enhanced and truth to be told, I don't see the gain. In my experience, regardless of anything else, a sense of humor and a few brains are the sexiest thing in the world.

    On our wedding night the lovely Wendi told me to give her 8 inches and make it hurt so I knocked it over three times and hit her over the head with a champagne bottle.

    Happy Belated Birthday

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,201
    edited January 2003
    Sherri,
    Happy Birthday.I'm glad my questions didn't offend you.I believe it it was anyone else who posted my questions,different reactions would have come.Some of the boys in here just love to agrue,disagree,whatever.Thats just how it goes,stick around,I'm sure it won't be the last time.I don't reframe from posting exactly how I feel on any topic.I call it as I see it.

    Your Question about ****??Magic was well put.Thy can make a man weak in the knees.I don't care for enhanced,I'm a natural kind of guy.I also like ALL sizes.They all have there place.
    But thats just a breast answer,not a complete Why for woman.Beautiful face along with personality can also make a man weak.......I could go on and on.
    Dan
    My personal quest is to save to world of bad audio, one thread at a time.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited January 2003
    Oh shut the **** up Dan. Jesus, talk about a **** that won't flush.

    Lets get back to F1's question, what exactly are you going to reframe, moron?

    As far as funbags go, they can be *too* big. I say more than handful, but not enough to sprain your thumb. I've always been a breast man. A woman can have a flat ****, jacked up face, but a nice rack - 'Hey, how you doin?'

    The bigger the breast, the more 'mass'. The more 'mass', the more 'movement' (to a degree as stated above). **** 'moving' are truely wonderful, imo.

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,201
    edited January 2003
    Russ,
    eff yeah.......nice mouth ****.It's early in the morning and your all excited.Mad because??????whatever dude....

    F1's question?simple ****,I won't get involved in topic such as this................clear enough butt?????????I'm not into offending people..........unless of course it's you.
    Dude eff yeah......I got no more for yeah.
    Dan
    My personal quest is to save to world of bad audio, one thread at a time.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited January 2003
    Eff yeah? Some guys like to argue? Pot, Kettle, Black - that whole thing? 'Nuff said.

    Sherri, you seem fluent in the King's English, that in and of itself is a plus. Stick around, regardless of who (including myself) gets on your nerves. A female perspective around here will be a plus, imo.

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited January 2003
    I believe it it was anyone else who posted my questions,different reactions would have come

    Full of **** or paranoid?? YOU make the call.......
    Some of the boys in here just love to agrue,disagree,whatever

    Pot, kettle, black? anyone? anyone?
    I don't reframe from posting exactly how I feel on any topic.I call it as I see it

    Reframe? Reframe what? I thought we took up a collection to buy Dan a dictionary? Oh, that's right, he had quit the forum *again* and assumed he wouldn't be back *again*

    Whatever else, it's always entertaining around here. Maybe that's why Dan can't leave and stay gone.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,201
    edited January 2003
    Russ Russ Russ.....................argue???Like it?then why get all upset.Play man play.................
    "Oh shut the **** up Dan. Jesus, talk about a **** that won't flush".........real nice man real nice thing to say to a long time posting buddy.
    Dan
    My personal quest is to save to world of bad audio, one thread at a time.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,761
    edited January 2003
    Originally posted by Sherri
    Boys, Boys, Boys.
    COOL IT.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited January 2003
    Oh yes, that's right, Dan, you are ALWAYS the poor innocent victim, aren't you? I don't see HOW you put up with everyone picking on poor innocent Dan.

    Long time posting buddy? Dan, are you delusional today?

    Dan, it's refrain. R-E-F-R-A-I-N.
    If there is anything worse than a tard, it's one that can't spell.

    I'm done, let's pause so Dan can get the last word in.

    BDT

    Sorry to hijack the thread but some of this **** is just too good to pass up.
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited January 2003
    GOLD JERRY!, GOLD!
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Sherri
    Sherri Posts: 8
    edited January 2003
    I can see that some of you guys are never going to be housebroken. Since my last post I have read F---you, you ****, ****, eff ya, full of **** and so on. The language doesn't bother me, its the tone. Someone said it right. You guys have a bad case of male PMS. I thought my boob question would maybe calm you down a little. Sort of make you think about nice thoughts for a change. That did not last long. All of a sudden everyone seemed to have their shorts in a wad! Again!
    Your answers to my question were varried and good. You guys that say the size of the chest does not matter may be telling the truth, but my personal experience says that a pair of 38s will draw more attention than a pair of 32s most any time. I have had conversations with guys who probably would not recognize me ten mimutes later if all they saw the second time was my face.
    O. K. Get back to fighting and arguing.
    Sherri
    Thanks for the B-day wishes.
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited January 2003
    Maybe Howard Stern could moderate this thread.;)
    Testing
    Testing
    Testing
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited January 2003
    I think even Howard would have a tough time in here.... ;)

    HBomb
    ***WAREMTAE***
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited January 2003
    Sure, if we are talking about billboard type attraction, by all means, NOTHING beats a bodacious set of ta-ta's. Except, maybe, gratuitous nudity. If we are talking long term (more than a few minutes) than I stand by my statements.

    Case in point, the lovely Wendi is on the small but shapely side and her lovely but psycho, wack-job half sister is a silicone-enhanced 36D (give or take). Sure, out of the gate the Psycho may have an edge but going down the stretch she just doesn't have what it takes. See what I'm driving at here?

    'Scuse me for a moment, time to change my pad.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited January 2003
    :lol::lol::lol:
    ***WAREMTAE***
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited January 2003
    HBomb,

    Funny? Shoot, I haven't even scratched the surface. Wendi's family, God love 'em, put the function in dysfunctional.

    In Wendi's family there are three girls, only one isn't a silicone sister (Wendi). Maybe THAT is why they call me Big Dumb Troy.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited January 2003
    Pardon the interuption ladies and gentlemen, but
    i would like to ask a question if I may. But i would like to know if this will ever get back to the original intent. Far be it for me to rain on a perfectly good ****/ breast debate. but I was hoping that someone might actually look at the



    DAMN LINK I POSTED AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS DISGUSTING THREAD!! :supermad:


    What the hell is wrong with you people?!? I'd like to get my belt and beat the living......


    Sorry, I'm having a rough day.


    Please continue.
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited January 2003
    You can beat me and you can torture me.....but just don't BORE me.

    Gunny Highway
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,201
    edited January 2003
    Troyd,
    listen...............can you hear it?????....... how about this..............................................

    there is the amount of words for yeah.

    Here's a thought.....Both you and Russ........go eff each other.It's what your good at....I'm done with this post.

    FrankZ,
    I know I don't mean anything to you but your thead is now ruined.Guess why?remember who started all this madness.
    Dan
    My personal quest is to save to world of bad audio, one thread at a time.
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited January 2003
    Anybody else notice a little cockroach runnin' around here?
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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