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Frank Z
Frank Z Posts: 5,860
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
This almost had me in tears. :lol::lol::lol:

http://www.dvdfile.com/interactive/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26571
9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited December 2002
    You want a REALLY good laugh (In the spirit that today is my 7th wedding anniversary)?

    On our wedding night the lovely Wendi exclaimed: "Oh! How CUTE! It's like a dick. Only smaller."


    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • polkatese
    polkatese Posts: 6,767
    edited December 2002
    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......is it real?
    I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.
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  • LiquidSound
    LiquidSound Posts: 1,261
    edited December 2002
    That's gonna leave a mark..

    Hilarity aside, what was she talking about?
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited December 2002
    Okay I've seen threads Hi-Jacked and Derailed before...

    But never by Troy's little noodle! :eek:
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited December 2002
    Hey, if you guys can have a good laugh at my expense, by all means, have at it.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • polkatese
    polkatese Posts: 6,767
    edited December 2002
    Troy, congrats on the 7th year anniversary, wish you and Wendi many long and prosperous years together.......

    could you let Wendi knows that it's actually a triple A energizer battery that she's looking at (it keeps goin' and goin'....)
    I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.
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  • scottvamp
    scottvamp Posts: 3,277
    edited December 2002
    A site dedicated to people actually bragging about there DVD collections. WOW!!!! I'm at about 220 right now. Pretty sad - I could have bought a car with all that money.
    220 x 20= $4400 freaking bucks ----SIGH******:eek:
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  • scottvamp
    scottvamp Posts: 3,277
    edited December 2002
    No - not a car ''''''''another sport bike. aka crouch rocket ----
    does anyone else ride. 0 to 100 in 6 seconds. Ya, about once aday. Love it!!!!:D
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  • rlw
    rlw Posts: 231
    edited December 2002
    Troy,

    Congrats on the anniversary, and on being a charter member of the teenie weenie club! The first time we hopped in the sack, my wife looked at me and said "Wow, ummm, I thought bodybuilders were supposed to be hung..."

    Scott,

    That would be "crotch rocket" to you. :p

    '91 CBR-1000f; quite a few mods - but the one that always gets the hole shot is going a couple teeth larger on the rear sprocket.

    As soon as I get over this OCD with audio, I'm looking for something fast.

    I'll leave you thinking about this
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited December 2002
    Originally posted by rlw
    I'll leave you thinking about this

    My adrenaline is rushin just havin watched that.........180mph?!?!?!?! VERY nice.............in a disturbing kinda way........ :D
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited December 2002
    Hey, I may not have size (it's not easy being hung like a three year old) but I do have VELOCITY.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • burdette
    burdette Posts: 1,194
    edited December 2002
    When you hold it with your thumb and forefinger, can you at least still see some of it??
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited December 2002
    I can use a peanut shell and a rubber band for a jock strap.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Sherri
    Sherri Posts: 8
    edited December 2002
    Troyd. Gosh, I am glad I read this thread.
    Sherri
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited December 2002
    That's OK, I'm not shy.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited December 2002
    Here ya go Troy


    **** Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited December 2002
    Thanks Ron but I'm sorta apprehensive about elective surgery, you know?

    Hey, there is nothing wrong with being hung like a tuna can.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Sherri
    Sherri Posts: 8
    edited December 2002
    Troyd.
    I guess I should be glad to read what you wrote. I usually hear the opposite. I do not often hear men admitting they have a tennie wennie.
    Sherri
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited December 2002
    Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, who CAN you laugh at, eh?


    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited December 2002
    weenies.cocktail.lg.jpg


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited December 2002
    OUCH!

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,201
    edited January 2003
    Since where all about the size.I'd like to get a women's prospective.
    Hey Sherri,s lets have it.Does size matter?At what point (length and thickness)it to to big or to small?At what point is it just right?

    LOL......I caught that lower case d in troy's name sherri.
    Dan
    My personal quest is to save to world of bad audio, one thread at a time.
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  • Dr. Spec
    Dr. Spec Posts: 3,780
    edited January 2003
    You're right BDT, I was already into the sauce........I give Sherri a week tops. I have no faith in you guys, AND a headache.

    Doc
    "What we do in life echoes in eternity"

    Ed Mullen (emullen@svsound.com)
    Director - Technology and Customer Service
    SVS
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited January 2003
    Originally posted by mantis
    Since where all about the size.I'd like to get a women's prospective.
    Hey Sherri,s lets have it.Does size matter?At what point (length and thickness)it to to big or to small?At what point is it just right?

    LOL......I caught that lower case d in troy's name sherri.

    Way to go Dan, a thread I'm SURE won't run her off the forum :rolleyes:

    Don't you think that might be just a LITTLE bit too personal?

    Rifle through your wife's Cosmo magazines if you are THAT curious.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,201
    edited January 2003
    well she jumped right in on your weenie...........o man that sounds......
    anyway just because she is a woman,doesn't mean we can't talk to her in our own tone.I know many that love to talk freely.Lets await her response and take it from there.If she id offended,I will reframe from posting anything about your weenie or anything else about those types of topic's.
    We are all grown ups in here right???or.........
    Dan
    My personal quest is to save to world of bad audio, one thread at a time.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited January 2003
    I'm just saying Dan, if she wants to participate, cool. But Christ, man, think about it.

    Dan: "Hi Sherri! How are you. BTW, why don't you give us your view on **** size."

    You don't think that was a LITTLE over the top?

    Apparently if your spouse doesn't want to fill you in, why would a complete stranger?

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited January 2003
    We are all grown ups in here right???

    Once again your wrong! Sid is only 13! There is no way to determine how many onther kids view this forum. Your question to Sherri was completly out of line, in bad taste, and shows a complete lack of respect for someone that you do not know. Why not get your wife to start posting and we can all make foul mouthed comments and ask her about all the same type of question. Maybe then you'd grow up a little!

    Again you have started your motor-mouth but failed to ingage your brain!

    You earned your self a new name ...........Cockroach!
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • LiquidSound
    LiquidSound Posts: 1,261
    edited January 2003
    "Troyd.
    I guess I should be glad to read what you wrote. I usually hear the opposite. I do not often hear men admitting they have a tennie wennie.
    Sherri"

    Oh yeah..she seems shy. Come on folks, if she's comfortable enough to make a statement like that..it seems as if she could handle mantis' question. This forum can be rather brutal..I didn't find it 'completely out of line'.
    By the way, if you would have kept your mouths shut she probably would have answered and we would have gotten a perspective on the subject. Instead you took it a chance to jump on mantis and it's blown completely out of proportion. Or..is the real reasoning behind your statements a scheme to win the respect of one of the rare/posting female members of the forum. I've seen it before, some of you guys get one whiff of perfume and you turn into captain superguy. Rather amusing, I must say.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,092
    edited January 2003
    Well,

    First of all, a little locker room humor is fine which is what the post started out with a little humor and inneuendo.

    I'd rather not start a huge pissing match here but I feel compelled to point out that this is a public forum and there are some younger folks (like Sid) and who knows who else. Graphic sexual descriptions and pictures, yes, I feel don't belong here.

    As far as Dan's question, why bring it up? You got a question like that, ask your wife. If you don't feel comfortable asking her, why ask a complete stranger. I'm a pretty liberal guy but if I think it's out of line, I'm willing to bet a lot of other folks do to. I'm not trying to pick on Dan, but that was out of line. If anyone else had said it, I'd have posted the same thing. This isn't a sex/**** site, there are tons of other places on the web for that type of discussion.

    As far as your other comments about male bravado, well, I'm happily married guy so I think you may be a little of base, cochese. I just don't see where extending a little courtesy and respect is a bad thing.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited January 2003
    :lol:

    Welcome to the Forum where males throw more tizzies then women......Enjoy it Sherri....
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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