Who do you want for President ?

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  • Kris Siegel
    Kris Siegel Posts: 309
    edited May 2008
    Demiurge wrote: »
    Former Web Intern

    Quit tampering with the election and...
    I un-tampered it
    Ricardo wrote: »
    The total is 90, with 81 voters? Once again corruption is trying to change results.
    Actually, this is a multiple choice poll meaning each user can vote for more than one person at a time.
  • jdhdiggs
    jdhdiggs Posts: 4,305
    edited May 2008
    Done. At the time of correction you have 23 votes.

    Did you consult the attorney general on this? Were representatives of all parties present for the recount? SUPEANA!!! SUPEANA!!! SUPEANA!!!

    We must block this recount travesty!!!
    There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really privileges and he does nothing to deserve them. We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, old or young, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time.-Menkin
  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited May 2008
    each user can vote for more than one person at a time.

    Chaos!!!! Democracy out the window!!!!!
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited May 2008
    Deepthroat wrote: »
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    WOW! Nipple rings! Classy!
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited May 2008
    I un-tampered it

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    You're **** with the people. Russman's delegate votes went to Dorokusai. Someone needs to pull this out of control **** card.
  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited May 2008
    LOL....it's pure chaos. Free Whitey!
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited May 2008
    I leave for thirty minutes to go feed the homeless and nurse dying birds back to health and this is what I come back to?!?!
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited May 2008
    I leave for thiry minutes to go feed the homeless and nurse dying birds back to health and this is what I come back to?!?!

    You should see the news ticker! The tape is running out so fast I'm afraid it's gonna catch fire!

    We're goin' to hell in a handbasket I tell ya!
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
  • Deepthroat
    Deepthroat Posts: 3
    edited May 2008
  • Deepthroat
    Deepthroat Posts: 3
    edited May 2008
  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited May 2008
    This is getting good....

    Deepthroat...

    Jesus de Christo, I just wet my....
  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited May 2008
    Political Posturing,,eh?:D
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited May 2008
    Deepthroat wrote: »
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    Wow F1 hasn't changed a bit since 65, but put on a few. Is it the formaldehyde in the grass he's smoking:cool:
    Please. Please contact me a ben62670 @ yahoo.com. Make sure to include who you are, and you are from Polk so I don't delete your email. Also I am now physically unable to work on any projects. If you need help let these guys know. There are many people who will help if you let them know where you are.
    Thanks
    Ben
  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited May 2008
    F the issues!

    I voted for Darla 'cause she's hot and can use a night stick!
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited May 2008
    A night stick doesn't use batteries.
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited May 2008
    Now there you go. I didnt mean anything dirty by that. Good grief. Cant say nuttin' around here. Right in the gutter.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited May 2008
    We've added yet another class of esteemed colleagues to the annals of history:

    Reeltrouble1 - Head of Homeland Security
    Starchaser - Attorney General
    Janmike - Foreign Relations
    Jstas - Minister of Information
    Shack - Chairman of the Reserve
    Demiurge - Harbinger of Propaganda
    George Grand - Special Consul
    ZombieBoy2000 - Vice President
    Russman - Herald
    Ricardo - Head of the Department of Labor

    Under Ricardo's guidance we have submitted a proposal to hire only nubile, young females between the ages of 18-30 for all government positions that require contact with the general public. He will personally be inspecting...I mean interviewing the candidates for the aforementioned positions.

    This should save the country millions in tax dollars spent complaining about rude attendents and service workers. It should also spur an increase in tourism throughout the country, especially in our capital of Baltimore, MD.

    There will also be a mandatory dress code for these positions and we've contacted the Hooters organization for some guidance and advice.

    Shack - Do you have any comments on the actual savings and national debt reduction benefits this could offer the Club Polk forum?

    Jstas - Is there a press blurb concerning this landmark legislation?
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited May 2008
    Sir Dorokusai,

    Things are going as planned. We already have a pretty good number of candidates, and our campaign is going in the right direction, demonstrated by the huge increase in votes.

    We are having some delays in the dresses, but I think we will make it on time. Worst case, they will work light dressed for the first few days.

    Here's just a sample. All I can say is I've got my hands full.

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    I have a bunch of others that won't allow me to post their pictures until we see an avalanche of votes....so KEEP THEM COMING!!!!!!
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited May 2008
    Can I change my vote again?
    Please. Please contact me a ben62670 @ yahoo.com. Make sure to include who you are, and you are from Polk so I don't delete your email. Also I am now physically unable to work on any projects. If you need help let these guys know. There are many people who will help if you let them know where you are.
    Thanks
    Ben
  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited May 2008
    Outstanding Ricardo, you're doing a fine job.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,746
    edited May 2008
    My staff has discovered the true identities of the people in that photo. That's Doro on the right, Ricardo on the left in their assless chaps and Demi in the middle with my handsome face photoshopped over his in some strange attempt to associate me with my competition.

    My staff and I will not release the unsavory circumstances surrounding the photo due to my policy of running a clean campaign, but felt it necessary to set the record straight. My staff is still investigating the other photos.

    We would also like to thank Kris for his honesty in these trying times.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."


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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,848
    edited May 2008
    You know ..... Doro's "platform" is looking better and better .... mmmmm ......


    My sources on the street, though, tell me that the male candidates better be ready for a suprise announce by the female candidates on June 2 (what is being referred to as an "H"-bomb".

    It appears that Cfrizz and Wingnut have been quietly polling delegates (mmmm .... polling) behind the scenes and are ready to spring a June 2 Suprise that may drastically tilt the voting in their favor.

    I don't know what it is, but I can only imagine it'll be shocking !!!

    I think hope that it might involve something to do with ....... wrestling ! if there's a god in heaven

    Maybe with pictures ! Dear God ... please !
    Sal Palooza
  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited May 2008
    dorokusai wrote: »
    Jstas - Is there a press blurb concerning this landmark legislation?

    Oops! Sorry, haven't checked the ticker in a while! I was busy assisting Ricardo with the numerous job applicants to the Department of Labor. ;):D

    What can I say, I go where my country needs me! :cool:
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited June 2008
    Kris has no tenure here, he has uncovered nothing. The vote count is indeed correct as stated, and I personally reset it as such before my withdrawl from said race.

    Long live Sir Dorokusai Von Scroticus! Feared by all men, worshiped by all children, coveted by all women! The three-dicked black knight rides again!
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited June 2008
    . . . also known in some Latin circles as Biggus Dickus Scroticus. Three of them???
  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited June 2008
    . . . also known in some Latin circles as Biggus Dickus Scroticus. Three of them???

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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited June 2008
    Looks like it's time for the general election...
  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited June 2008
    As Homeland Security chief I will broaden the powers of the Patriot Act to include searches of nubile ladies or men for that matter........................

    RT1
  • MrNightly
    MrNightly Posts: 3,370
    edited June 2008
    Hey Wing...

    I know a few guys here in the midwest that could.. ya know... "Help" ya nudge a few of these robust males out of the picture. Let me know if ya need a friendly shake-down for one or three of them.

    Oh, and the check is in the mail.

    Long Live the WingNut!
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited June 2008
    I find Nightly to be a person of interest................

    as Director of our national security I will rid the land of insurgents, particularily, the anti hi-fi audio insurgents, these folks will be rounded up and detained.

    RT1