Who do you want for President ?

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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited May 2008
    John, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


    That is anodder homer out of da ballspark! You and my opponent DoroKansigh are on a roll but me and Mr. Hawaii 5-0 hair are still going to be prez and VICES prez!!!!
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  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 8,513
    edited May 2008
    Hey Joe, I'll vote Chicago style for ya. More than once.
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited May 2008
    Let it be known that you can't really "club a zombie" so much as hope to contain him or her or whatever. At least that's what Marv Albert's expert analysis claims. That being said (and it was just before this statement), our promise to the people of Polk Land is that our clubbing will not just be limited to baby seals. Hobos, circus midgets, femullets, lemurs, empty cartons of Viceroys, and the other guy from Magnum P.I. will also be targeted.

    For the good of the country of course. And just because we can. Who doesn't respect such dignified self-indulgence? I know your mom does. You wouldn't want to break your mom's heart would you?
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited May 2008
    dorokusai wrote: »
    I have chosen some cabinet members to ride out this storm, and they have accepted the call to duty(In NO particular order):

    Jstas - Minister of Information
    Shack - Chairman of the Reserve
    Demiurge - Harbinger of Propaganda
    George Grand - Special Consul
    ZombieBoy2000 - Vice President
    Russman - Herald
    Ricardo - Liason to Female Employment

    Please send your applications via PM and let's turn the tide of this battle to 11 on the volume knob! You can't run for President and not have a good core of more "likeable" folks to join you in the fight for loudspeaker equality.


    You won't find a better team than this one.
    On the applications: all female interns (18-35) need to forward the applications to me, not Doro (Please include a full body picture, front and back).
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited May 2008
    I will apply for the position of International Relations. Free fish if elected. :D
    Michael ;)
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited May 2008
    It would be nice to have a Canadian aboard....can you work without pants?
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited May 2008
    Campaign photos incoming shortly.... >_>
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited May 2008
    We're like the United Colors of Beneton. We'll take everybody and sell you two pairs of mittens during our Memorial Day sale. Except for carnies.... their small hands are freakish. And people from Guam. I've got no time for their shenanigans.
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited May 2008
    dorokusai wrote: »
    It would be nice to have a Canadian aboard....can you work without pants?

    Only in the company of certain personnel.
    Michael ;)
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited May 2008
    janmike wrote: »
    Only in the company of certain personnel.

    Oh, see now we need to know if you are a true Canadian with a flip-top head or one of those wacky French-Canadians that actually DO wear pants but only on their heads.
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited May 2008
    Presidential Candidate F1Nut Visits Bose Headquarters

    For Immediate Release
    AP News Service
    Friday May 30th, 2008 10:48 AM

    Framingham, Massachusetts - Presidential Candidate F1Nut made a visit to the corporate headquarters of Bose. He met with Bose employees for a gathering with the public. He stated to a crowd of onlookers at the Bose booth "Bose makes the best speakers in the world and I am so pleased to visit with the residents of Framingham. So many of you are employed here and you are what makes Bose such a wonderful American company." The crowd was pleased. Suspicions were raised during a closed door session between F1Nut and Bose CEO Amar Bose. A source close to the F1Nut campaign claims that Bose was offered massive tax incentives in exchange for a large contribution to the campaign.

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    Presidential Candidate F1Nut with Bose employees at the Bose booth.

    F1Nut gave a press conference after the event in which he was interrupted by a heckler numerous times stating "Jesus, Jesse, it's a microphone not a ****! Learn how to hold that thing." Seemingly flustered, F1Nut stumbled through the rest of his speech and made a hasty exit. Babies cried and women flounced.
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    Presidential Candidate F1Nut during his press conference.
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited May 2008
    Powerful investigative work Demi. If you look closely at the microphone, you can see that it is made of moldy cheese. My only question is... why is John Leguizamo grabbing his ****?
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,746
    edited May 2008
    Lies, I tell ya! Nothing but lies and campaign smear tactics. I do not believe in dirty politics and will not stoop to that level.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited May 2008
    zombie boy 2000 wrote: »
    Powerful investigative work Demi. If you look closely at the microphone, you can see that it is made of moldy cheese. My only question is... why is John Legumes grabbing his ****?

    I hear it's because F1Nut is against Whirrled Peas.
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited May 2008
    Well... then he's obviously a communist, too. You really need to do some soul-searching people. Ask yourself - "do I really want a communist, fascist, vampire leading us into the future?" I know your mom wouldn't. You don't hate your mom, do you?
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited May 2008
    Dorokusai Gains 6 Delegates From Russman's Capaign Withdrawl

    For Immediate Release
    AP News Service
    Friday May 30th, 2008 11:32 AM

    Russman has announced that he will ask his 6 delegates to put their support behind Dorokusai in his quest for the Presidency. This puts Dorokusai firmly in the lead over former frontrunner F1Nut. The two met in a private meeting today with Dorokusai campaign advisors Jim Beam and Johnny Walker.
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited May 2008
    Effing Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Demi!
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited May 2008
    Wow...this is damning stuff....

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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited May 2008
    Jstas wrote: »
    Oh, see now we need to know if you are a true Canadian with a flip-top head or one of those wacky French-Canadians that actually DO wear pants but only on their heads.

    110% Canadian here. I pledge to the flag not the.....

    Demiurge, hilarious post.
    Michael ;)
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited May 2008
    LOL!!!

    I'm never posting a picture of myself on this forum!
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,848
    edited May 2008
    I think we all owe Demiurge a debt of gratitude for the excellent work he's done so far. Keep up the good work ! (and watch your back :eek:)
    Sal Palooza
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited May 2008
    mrbigbluelight wrote: »
    I think we all owe Demiurge a debt of gratitude for the excellent work he's done so far. Keep up the good work ! (and watch your back :eek:)

    And there are more candidates to review. Can't wait. :p
    Michael ;)
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,746
    edited May 2008
    My staff has uncovered even more vote tampering. Before the Russman debacle, we had 11 votes. During the debacle we gained 10 more votes as noted at the start, F1Nut - God of Everything Audio 6,954 and then before the vote count was changed again, F1Nut - God of Everything Audio 6,964. So, as you can see, at this time we clearly have 21 votes, even Kris counted that we had 20 votes before the last vote tampering.

    We are requesting that the vote count be reset to reflect the actual count.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited May 2008
    The count is simply based on the actual folks that have voted(80) and it has been reviewed by Al Gore. You actually have 1 more vote than you should but that was the only way to get Al's help.
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  • Deepthroat
    Deepthroat Posts: 3
    edited May 2008
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited May 2008
    Ooooh.... :cool:
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  • Kris Siegel
    Kris Siegel Posts: 309
    edited May 2008
    F1nut wrote: »
    We are requesting that the vote count be reset to reflect the actual count.
    Done. At the time of correction you have 23 votes.
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  • dkg999
    dkg999 Posts: 5,647
    edited May 2008
    F'ing Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :eek:
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited May 2008
    Former Web Intern

    Quit tampering with the election and...

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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited May 2008
    Matthew Polk (earns you title of "Succupus Maximus") 6 7.41%
    TroyD 5 6.17%
    F1Nut - God of Everything Audio 23 28.40%
    HearingImpared 14 17.28%
    Russman - Withdrawn due to payoff from Doro 6 7.41%
    Early B 4 4.94%
    Cfrizz (have to throw in a chick) 5 6.17%
    Wingnut (okay, that's enough chicks) 8 9.88%
    Justin 6 7.41%
    Sir Dorokusai Von Scroticus 13 16.05%
    Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 81. You have already voted on this poll

    The total is 90, with 81 voters? Once again corruption is trying to change results.

    I'm calling Rskarvan to assemble a Free Voters Union.
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