Charmin?

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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited May 2008
    Early B. wrote: »
    This is some good **** right here:

    http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35516&highlight=toilet

    i posted quite a bit there as well. it would seem i am drawn to threads with alot of ****-talking.:rolleyes:

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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,085
    edited May 2008
    Lorthos wrote: »
    So what the wipe of choice in Korea?

    I just drag my **** across the floor.

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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,197
    edited May 2008
    You too?...and all this time I thought I was the only one.
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited May 2008
    Flushable baby wipes for the win.
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  • BottomFeeder
    BottomFeeder Posts: 1,684
    edited May 2008
    BIZILL wrote: »
    anyone wipe with kirkland/costco TP? how is it? worth it?

    Yeah, we're wipin' w/Costco. It's a no thrills, no frills but no spills :eek: tp!
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,136
    edited May 2008
    I found this to be the most effective and efficent way to clean the heiny.

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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,197
    edited May 2008
    Is that dog cleaning or submerging? :eek:
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  • Polkitup2
    Polkitup2 Posts: 1,623
    edited May 2008
    I don't know why the bidet hasn't done better in the US. The europeans definately have cleaner A-holes.
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  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited May 2008
    Polkitup2 wrote: »
    I don't know why the bidet hasn't done better in the US. The europeans definately have cleaner A-holes.

    Did you arrive at this conclusion from visual inspection or what???:confused:
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  • Polkitup2
    Polkitup2 Posts: 1,623
    edited May 2008
    Nope, the point I was trying to make is that wiping your arse with TP is a far shot hygenically from cleaning it using a bidet.:eek:
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  • SKsolutions
    SKsolutions Posts: 1,820
    edited May 2008
    If pissed, I'll use the guest towels.
    -Ignorance is strength -
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,197
    edited May 2008
    Just be sure to fold them back up so that no one notices. ;)
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  • SKsolutions
    SKsolutions Posts: 1,820
    edited May 2008
    I flip em over so it's a surprise. :D
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  • daboyz
    daboyz Posts: 5,207
    edited May 2008
    Only here could we get 40+ posts on this topic........................
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  • Neskahi
    Neskahi Posts: 297
    edited May 2008
    Finally. I can actually "contribute" to the forum instead of just asking a question.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited May 2008
    Polkitup2 wrote: »
    Nope, the point I was trying to make is that wiping your arse with TP is a far shot hygenically from cleaning it using a bidet.:eek:

    I use wet wipes.

    Also, bidets are not used for post-**** washing. They're used more as a mini shower for your crotch, rather than taking a full shower.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • agfrost
    agfrost Posts: 2,430
    edited May 2008
    Only Asswipes will do the job around here. Quintuple fecal protection, so your hand don't smell like ****!

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    Keep it Clean!

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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,840
    edited May 2008
    Walgreens Single-Ply is the way to go.

    Single ply, but resilient; tough enough to get the job done, and done right the first time !


    And, as a side note, toilet paper should be "Over the ToP", not the other way.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited May 2008
    mrbigbluelight wrote: »
    And, as a side note, toilet paper should be "Over the ToP", not the other way.

    I saw a survey about this, like "which way do you prefer". If I remember correctly it was around 80/20 for 'over the top.' So apparently at least SOME people do like it the other way...
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited May 2008
    Having raised three daughters,, I can say without hesitation,, Quilted Northern,, it's an American tradition,,,the secret behind the man/woman.;)
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  • skipf
    skipf Posts: 694
    edited May 2008
    Quilted Northern here too, though the Sam's Club stuff is actually better. Unfortunantly I don't belong to Sam's Club. Do Y'all think we could get some study groups put together to make recommendations on the next generation of ****? I think George should be chairman of one group.
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,972
    edited May 2008
    I am sure tp R&D is very well funded by the US Government, possibly through the NIH.
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  • jgido759
    jgido759 Posts: 572
    edited May 2008
    Keiko wrote: »
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    TP is so 90's. Doesn't anyone use the 3 seashells in here?

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  • PolkWannabie
    PolkWannabie Posts: 2,763
    edited May 2008
    mrbigbluelight wrote: »
    And, as a side note, toilet paper should be "Over the ToP", not the other way.
    If you have kids or cats you may find an entire roll has been unrolled onto the floor from time to time with the over the top method.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited May 2008
    bobman1235 wrote: »
    I use wet wipes.

    Also, bidets are not used for post-**** washing. They're used more as a mini shower for your crotch, rather than taking a full shower.

    Shower for your crotch?

    You don't need a bidet! Pfft! BAH!

    No sir! Grab that bowl brush, dunk it right in the bowl water and scrub away! Does a great job at yankin' those dingleberries right off the 'ole **** bush!
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  • billbillw
    billbillw Posts: 6,846
    edited May 2008
    hearingimpared wrote: »
    Charmin is finger through the paper crap then you go to smell your finger to see if you got any **** on it and you accidently touch your nose. . . what a pain in the . . .


    URGENT UPDATE:
    Charmin now has a product called Ultra Strong. My wife brought some home this week and I've had a chance to give it a few test runs.

    This is some strong fu*(ing TP! No problem with finger blow-thru like the regular Charmin, which I cannot stand! Its so strong and absorbent, you will end up feeling safe to use only a single thickness of the stuff, even on that first, nastiest, wipe! It doesn't ball up like the regular Charmin either. Nobody likes TP wad Klingons!

    It is a little rougher than Quilted Northern though, so that is still my preference. I just can't get my stubborn wife to buy it lately.
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  • pietro944
    pietro944 Posts: 720
    edited May 2008
    I'm reporting you all to the "Queen of the 2-Square"..................SHERYL CROW
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  • DollarDave
    DollarDave Posts: 2,575
    edited May 2008
    My only comment to this thread is this. Those fellows that are "on schedule" to do their business at the office everyday deserve that brittle, three inch wide, 15 inches around stuff that is somehow called toilet paper.
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  • jflail2
    jflail2 Posts: 2,868
    edited May 2008
    The more important question is, which way do you "brushstroke"? Take care not to wipe towards the coin pouch.....
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited May 2008
    bi-directional. but only one direction per fingerload while being careful not to hit the 'jewels'. ...been known to go through almost a complete roll before. can't stop until it comes out white.

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    bobman1235 wrote:
    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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