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  • ninerbj
    ninerbj Posts: 870
    edited December 2007
    hockey game, where you will find toiletries and...
    "she had the body of Venus, with arms."
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited December 2007
    ..automatic towell dispensers.....
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,982
    edited December 2007
    ...and certain people on his forum...:eek:
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    Night was falling , and the travelers found themselves in the middle of the Deep , Dark Forrest....

    The sounds of creatures unknown scuffling in the darkness....minds running wild with the images of disfigured trumpet players, and evil pie makers..

    "Let us make camp here, and build a fire to keep warm by", said Sansui...

    "We are sure to make it the the City of Cary and find the Magical tubes, soon enough"..."But For Now".........
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  • ninerbj
    ninerbj Posts: 870
    edited December 2007
    blow on this...
    "she had the body of Venus, with arms."
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited December 2007
    ....Nak, Keep a keen eye for those creatures on first watch. They may try to harm us as we slumber...
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    and keep a sharp eye on that niner fellow, lest he try and poke ya with something ...


    oh, and here....blow on this....




    As the night got darker, and colder , and the soundsof the darkness seemed to close in on the travelers.....


    There was movement in the darkness....


    A small , dark figure appeared in the light of the fire...
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    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
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  • ninerbj
    ninerbj Posts: 870
    edited December 2007
    Ahoy!, I cried. Is that you Sammy Davis Jr.? I was heartbroken to find my eyes had played tricks on me, for the figure I did see was...
    "she had the body of Venus, with arms."
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited December 2007
    beardog03 wrote: »
    and keep a sharp eye on that niner fellow, lest he try and poke ya with something ...


    oh, and here....blow on this....




    As the night got darker, and colder , and the soundsof the darkness seemed to close in on the travelers.....


    There was movement in the darkness....


    A small , dark figure appeared in the light of the fire...

    ..and dropped a store-bought pie crust next to the fire! GADDS MAN!!
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  • rskarvan
    rskarvan Posts: 2,374
    edited December 2007
    lightman1 wrote: »
    ..and dropped a store-bought pie crust next to the fire! GADDS MAN!!

    And the circle of pie crusts joined hands around the fire and began chanting.... bugger, bugger, bugger.
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited December 2007
    ...but the Keeper of the Light was not in this Circle..

    ..which much vexed the Pie Bearer....

    one who held staid from them....
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  • Polkitup2
    Polkitup2 Posts: 1,621
    edited December 2007
    Because the keeper of the light was not present and because the pie crust was not hand made, the ancient pie eaters law had been violated and the pie eaters needed to consult the Bose oracle for further direction, Bose said...
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    As the morning light pierced the dence morning fog, Rksvan lay dead near the edge of the campsite, near the bushes...

    A large rubber protrusion sticking out of his backside....
    ....and all was well in the Dark Forrest once again.

    None of the travelers paid much notice of the town fool as they step over him to get back on the trail...

    The Kingdom of Cary lay just beyond the edge of the forest....the Magic tubes were just a day`s jopurney away, and without the town fool to slow the travelers down, they were making good speed.

    The Hairlip Pie maker looked at Nakamichi and said....
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited December 2007
    Polkitup2 wrote: »
    Because the keeper of the light was not present and because the pie crust was not hand made, the ancient pie eaters law had been violated and the pie eaters needed to consult the Bose oracle for further direction, Bose said...

    ..this not to be...
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  • ninerbj
    ninerbj Posts: 870
    edited December 2007
    If you were on THAT island...would you have slept with Ginger or maryann? And further more...OMG, Nakamichi, what is that up ahead? Could it be...
    "she had the body of Venus, with arms."
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  • Polkitup2
    Polkitup2 Posts: 1,621
    edited December 2007
    Brother Nakamichi, tis it true that you once battled the mighty Soundcraftsman and won his tubes?
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    Aye, The story is true...

    and since the ancient pie eaters law had been violated, the Keeper of the Light must read he orical to see who goes into the Lost City of Tubeyness and battle Sir Manley for his treasure of tubes...

    and rescue the Magic pipe cleaner Dee from the dungeons of the King..

    quick ...blow on this....








    as they neared the edge of the forest they saw...
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • ninerbj
    ninerbj Posts: 870
    edited December 2007
    A coat of many colors...worn by non other that DEE! He had escaped the dungeons of the king by simply...
    "she had the body of Venus, with arms."
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  • Polkitup2
    Polkitup2 Posts: 1,621
    edited December 2007
    Clicking his heels. Then they saw the lost city of Tubeyness which glowed in the dark nights haze constrasting the utter darkness of the City of solid state further north. They moved on until they ran into...
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited December 2007
    ....whipping the magic lampcord around the six legs of the Manley beast...
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    cleaning the pipes of those who held the magic Dee in the castle of Dirty Pipes..


    when the tvelers saw the Magic pipe cleaner, the hairlip Pie maker said " If you are going to travel with us, you must first answer this one riddle"...

    what does a hairlip dog sound like when it barks?


    That`s easy said the pipe cleaner..."mark,mark, mark"

    and off they went to find the lost City of hairless sack dwellers...

    "these guy`s are nuts " said Sansui...

    But I know where to find them....they are said to be....
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • ninerbj
    ninerbj Posts: 870
    edited December 2007
    waxing themselves to a shine! Not just any shine, a shine so bright you could see the reflection of a...
    "she had the body of Venus, with arms."
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited December 2007
    ..KT88.. as they walked away from the ruins of Tubeville with a fresh baked pie in their hands....
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    Tube...

    wait !
    We have yet to battle the king of Queens...
    The tube King...Manley the merciless

    Yashiki is said to be in the farthest corners of the city.
    We must be careful, as It is said he is known to stick those who try their skills against him , to polk them in their dirt star,until they beg for mercy... just like the town fool got his...

    so of they went to....
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    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

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  • rskarvan
    rskarvan Posts: 2,374
    edited December 2007
    And then, suddenly, the tubes began to really glow much brighter...
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  • ninerbj
    ninerbj Posts: 870
    edited December 2007
    Dee said..."Mary-Ann, Ginger looks to be too Hollywood for my liking.
    Here Blow on this and I will let you guys in on a secret about pie and tubes. You see, none of it really matters for I am waxed up to my **** in....
    "she had the body of Venus, with arms."
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,788
    edited December 2007
    ninerbj wrote: »
    Dee said..."Mary-Ann, Ginger looks to be too Hollywood for my liking.
    Here Blow on this and I will let you guys in on a secret about pie and tubes. You see, none of it really matters for I am waxed up to my **** in....

    Mandrake liver grease.
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    rskarvan wrote: »
    And then, suddenly, the tubes began to really glow much brighter...

    the town fool can`t talk...he was found dead with a big rubber dork stuck in his backyard...

    Go away...nobody wants to play with you..

    cheese eater
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    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

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  • ninerbj
    ninerbj Posts: 870
    edited December 2007
    the town fool can`t talk...he was found dead with a big rubber dork stuck in his backyard...

    Go away...nobody wants to play with you..

    cheese eater

    "Yep. thats the dream I had...cept it was Hall and Oats singing CHEESE EATER instead of Man eater...anyway, I am glad the town fool is dead, that was a really HUGE rubber dork, too bad they didn't use a...
    "she had the body of Venus, with arms."
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,674
    edited December 2007
    magical device, formed in the forges found deep within the bowels of the earth, a magical device called THE CLAMP by it's maker, a wizard of extraordinary talent, who had taken THE CLAMP and, after raising it skyward, brought it down swiftly and had shoved it mightily into
    Sal Palooza
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