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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    So off they went across the Angry Sea, over the Mountains of Parasound...
    Nakamichi, Sansui, and the hairlip baker...in search of Dee...the magic Pipe cleaner Collector.

    They ...
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

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  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 8,480
    edited December 2007
    all had visions of getting their pipes cleaned. But Dee was tiring of baking pies and cleaning pipes so she…
    Salk SoundScape 8's * Audio Research Reference 3 * Bottlehead Eros Phono * Park's Audio Budgie SUT * Krell KSA-250 * Harmonic Technology Pro 9+ * Signature Series Sonore Music Server w/Deux PS * Roon * Gustard R26 DAC / Singxer SU-6 DDC * Heavy Plinth Lenco L75 Idler Drive * AA MG-1 Linear Air Bearing Arm * AT33PTG/II & Denon 103R * Richard Gray 600S * NHT B-12d subs * GIK Acoustic Treatments * Sennheiser HD650 *
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,982
    edited December 2007
    ...got laid instead....
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • Polkitup2
    Polkitup2 Posts: 1,621
    edited December 2007
    Then, Decicided to visit a man namned Klipschron who told her this...
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  • rskarvan
    rskarvan Posts: 2,374
    edited December 2007
    the secret to high fidelity is in the horns. The mother Klipsch ship resides in Indy.
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    Polkitup2 wrote: »
    Then, Decicided to visit a man namned Klipschron who told her this...


    Seek the one who.....
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

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  • Polkitup2
    Polkitup2 Posts: 1,621
    edited December 2007
    Who makes the best crust, his name is...
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  • rskarvan
    rskarvan Posts: 2,374
    edited December 2007
    Polkitup2 wrote: »
    Who makes the best crust, his name is...

    Andrommeda... the great purple elephant.
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    Polkitup2 wrote: »
    Who makes the best crust, his name is...



    Darcoid the barbaric, He lives...
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited December 2007
    in the tasteful babe thread...
    H/K Signature 2.1+235
    Jungson MagicBoat II
    Revel Performa M-20
    Velodyne cht-10 sub
    Rega P1 Turntable

    "People working at Polk Audio must sit around the office and just laugh their balls off reading many of these comments." -Lush
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    where he rules the kingdom of....
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited December 2007
    ****...
    Please. Please contact me a ben62670 @ yahoo.com. Make sure to include who you are, and you are from Polk so I don't delete your email. Also I am now physically unable to work on any projects. If you need help let these guys know. There are many people who will help if you let them know where you are.
    Thanks
    Ben
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  • SKsolutions
    SKsolutions Posts: 1,820
    edited December 2007
    Trolls
    -Ignorance is strength -
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited December 2007
    have a name, and their names are...
    H/K Signature 2.1+235
    Jungson MagicBoat II
    Revel Performa M-20
    Velodyne cht-10 sub
    Rega P1 Turntable

    "People working at Polk Audio must sit around the office and just laugh their balls off reading many of these comments." -Lush
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  • SKsolutions
    SKsolutions Posts: 1,820
    edited December 2007
    Itchy and Scratchy
    -Ignorance is strength -
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,674
    edited December 2007
    Itchy and Scratchy looked amazingly similar to the King of Brussels, Sonar Skarvan.

    But Sonar Skarvan, having never actually tasted of the pie, but only smelled it from afar, could not have sired the two **** children.
    Sal Palooza
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited December 2007
    (the owners of Itchy and Scratchy's dope house)...
    Please. Please contact me a ben62670 @ yahoo.com. Make sure to include who you are, and you are from Polk so I don't delete your email. Also I am now physically unable to work on any projects. If you need help let these guys know. There are many people who will help if you let them know where you are.
    Thanks
    Ben
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    The **** children went onto the forrest and came across a troll , who said....
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited December 2007
    he babysat their parents who were really...
    The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,335
    edited December 2007
    The **** children went onto the forrest and came across a troll , who said....


    "Tell me all of your lustful and wanton desires!"
    Carl

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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,982
    edited December 2007
    ....and enter the story about you and...
    ~ In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence. ~
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,277
    edited December 2007
    ...and lampcord they spoketh. We seek the holy lampcord to do...
    No excuses!
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited December 2007
    beardog03 wrote: »
    The **** children went onto the forrest and came across a troll , who said....

    Halo. My name is Justin the moderator. You ruined my forum. Prepare to die.
    H/K Signature 2.1+235
    Jungson MagicBoat II
    Revel Performa M-20
    Velodyne cht-10 sub
    Rega P1 Turntable

    "People working at Polk Audio must sit around the office and just laugh their balls off reading many of these comments." -Lush
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited December 2007
    I have sent forth a Pie Maker. Even though you know the pies are poisoned you fat **** will eat them anyways!...
    Please. Please contact me a ben62670 @ yahoo.com. Make sure to include who you are, and you are from Polk so I don't delete your email. Also I am now physically unable to work on any projects. If you need help let these guys know. There are many people who will help if you let them know where you are.
    Thanks
    Ben
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    Strong Bad wrote: »
    ...and lampcord they spoketh. We seek the holy lampcord to do...


    Strange and wonderful things...

    These magic lampcords maketh our speakage sing like the angles in the heavens...

    We seek the one you call Dee...to clean our pipage of things past.

    We have crossed the Angry Sea and the Parasound Mountains, and all roads lead us here.....the Valley of the Hairliped Pie Makers.

    In the Kingdom of Cary we seek the magic Palace of tubage....we seek the one called....
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited December 2007
    HairyCary....
    The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    :D.....

    And with the pointing of the crooked finger, in the direction the travelers sought , the old beggar was gone...

    Back through the Dark Forrest ...

    Sansui looked to The hairliped Pie maker and said...
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • rskarvan
    rskarvan Posts: 2,374
    edited December 2007
    beardog03 wrote: »
    :D.....

    And with the pointing of the crooked finger, in the direction the travelers sought , the old beggar was gone...

    Back through the Dark Forrest ...

    Sansui looked to The hairliped Pie maker and said...

    "bugger, bugger, bugger"
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited December 2007
    .....

    And with the pointing of the crooked finger, in the direction the travelers sought , the old beggar was gone...

    Back through the Dark Forrest ...

    Sansui looked to The hairliped Pie maker and said...
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)

    :cool:
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited December 2007
    beardog03 wrote: »
    .....

    And with the pointing of the crooked finger, in the direction the travelers sought , the old beggar was gone...

    Back through the Dark Forrest ...

    Sansui looked to The hairliped Pie maker and said...

    ...follow the old beggar, he will lead you to a.....
    Testing
    Testing
    Testing
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