Want a date with Jessica Biel?

Danny Tse
Danny Tse Posts: 5,206
edited April 2 in Clubhouse Archives
According to Esquire magazine, she is the "Sexiest Woman Alive". Here's a pic....

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Here's the story. It's a fundraiser, but she said "I intend to submit a very special auction item as my contribution to the evening." Hmmm....I wonder what that means.
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  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,200
    edited July 2006
    Good luck with that. If you score please kiss and tell

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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,519
    edited July 2006
    According to Esquire magazine, she is the "Sexiest Woman Alive". Here's a pic....
    From the neck down, maybe, haven't seen enough to judge it properly. From the neck up, no way!
    If...
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,338
    edited July 2006
    No thanks! Divorce costs too much. I know from experience:mad:
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,647
    edited July 2006
    Not bad, but there's better.
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited July 2006
    She's hot, but not the hottest. IMO, there is no hottest girl alive. I would jump all over her though, :D
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited July 2006
    Don't judge the book by the cover!
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited July 2006
    Nowhere close to #1, but that is their opinion.
  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited July 2006
    She's got a rockin body. Tough to ever say number one though.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,786
    edited July 2006
    schwarcw wrote:
    No thanks! Divorce costs too much. I know from experience:mad:

    Not necessarily. :rolleyes:

    I was willing to accept her phone calls until I saw the tattoo.
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited July 2006
    The tatoo.........icky, the rest of her is pretty marvy.

    Sweet looking girl, she played some role on a show my Mrs. watches.

    RT1
  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited July 2006
    She reminds me of Zera from Planet of the Apes for some reason....but I like it.
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited July 2006
    she has kind of a "real" look that I respect, instead of the fake "plastic" type of look. I've heard GG use the plastic term and it applies to the exact opposite of jessica beil.

    hottest alive? thats subjective, but she's hot in my opinion.

    Doro, I think I know where your coming from on the planet of the apes thing, which kind of frightens me :D
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  • Tide
    Tide Posts: 154
    edited July 2006
    dibs
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited July 2006
    Hell!...even I will go on a date with her!:D
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited July 2006
    Doable.
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited July 2006
    Hell!...even I will go on a date with her!:D

    nothing wrong with keeping your options open :p;)
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  • PhantomOG
    PhantomOG Posts: 2,409
    edited July 2006
    I was on a flight from Denver to Austin and she was sitting in first class. I was tempted to say hello as I waited for my ride once we got into Austin, but her limo service picked her up before I got the nerve. :p

    I think she was in Austin filming Texas Chainsaw Massacre at the time.
  • halo
    halo Posts: 5,616
    edited July 2006
    She is a babe. The hottest? Maybe, maybe not - everybody has different opinions :) Arron Spelling (rip) had an eye for the hotties.
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  • marker
    marker Posts: 1,084
    edited July 2006
    She's definitely totally hot all right, but the sexiest woman alive? I'd argue that she's not even the hottest Jessica when compared to Jessica Alba or Simpson.
  • polkatese
    polkatese Posts: 6,767
    edited July 2006
    Ron-P wrote:
    From the neck down, maybe, haven't seen enough to judge it properly. From the neck up, no way!

    I am with Ron. Face is definitely slightly below average, BUUUUTTTTTT,..... doable.
    I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.
  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited July 2006
    that jessica NEEDS ME!

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  • Danny Tse
    Danny Tse Posts: 5,206
    edited July 2006
    OK, which one of you paid $30K for the date w/ Jessica Biel??

    Date w/ Jessica raised $30K
  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited July 2006
    who other than "Bill Gates"???:cool:

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    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
  • mantis
    mantis Posts: 17,200
    edited July 2006
    I think she is smokin. She is very sexy. Sexy and Beautiful are 2 different things. Being the sexiest women is a matter of personal opnion. There are so many of them that do it for me and she is one of them. I like all the current Jessica's. all 3 of them are crazy hot/sexy.

    If you did pull off a date, I would add a ring in there. Keep that one. Sugar moma and hot like that???? ****

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  • unc2701
    unc2701 Posts: 3,587
    edited July 2006
    PhantomOG wrote:
    I was on a flight from Denver to Austin and she was sitting in first class. I was tempted to say hello as I waited for my ride once we got into Austin, but her limo service picked her up before I got the nerve. :p

    I think she was in Austin filming Texas Chainsaw Massacre at the time.

    dammit! the only celeb I've ever run into on a plane was Ron Jeremy.
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited July 2006
    unc2701 wrote:
    dammit! the only celeb I've ever run into on a plane was Ron Jeremy.

    a hero to all fat, pudgy and hairy guys across the world. all hail the Hedgehog!!! LOL
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited July 2006
    unc2701 wrote:
    dammit! the only celeb I've ever run into on a plane was Ron Jeremy.

    Ugh, I hope you bathed immediately afterwards.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
  • unc2701
    unc2701 Posts: 3,587
    edited July 2006
    Yeah, I wanted to get a picture with him, but I didn't want to touch him... Hate to think what was circulating through the plane's AC on that flight.
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