Little things that piss you off...

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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited November 2004
    Oh, got another one.

    People that have BIG **** sigs that contain -0- point.

    That's you, exalted
    Ludicrous gibs!
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited November 2004
    It's YOU
    You're attitude sucks, too
    Getting ripped-off for water and air
    Finding chicken **** in my chair
    Having old people creep along
    And trying to outlaw my favorite song
    Someone riding on my ****
    Getting over charged for gas
    Being asked to explain
    By someone who doesn't have a brain
    My ISP gacking my line
    Fall leaves (why can't they all be pine?)
    People effin' with my gear
    Gettin' charged when I piss beer
    People with stinkin' pits next to me
    Take your hat off, I can't see
    Describing everything as mint
    Unanswered PM's that I've sent
    Amoebas with crooked baseball caps
    Getting apple pie in my lap
    The pills that you need to get hard
    Finding dog crap in my yard
    Flunking my mid-term hate exam
    What Doro did to my pet lamb
    Putting punctuation in my words
    Getting over charged for turds
    Being literally pissed-off all the time
    When figuratively would have worked just fine
    Cheatin' wives and phoney ho's
    I don't need 'em anymore
    It's my mailman's lazy ****
    Like to see him in a cast
    Puttingspacebetweenwords
    Tomeitseemsabsurd
    People who don't use spell czech
    Like to ring there effin' neck
    Vanity plates that I can't read
    Maybe I should give up the weed?
    Old guys telling me I'm lame
    When young they acted just the same
    Young punks with diarrhea mouth
    They oughta' have their teeth knocked out
    Woah oh, it's these things you do
    I'd like to lose a shoe
    Right up your wazoo

    Copyright 2004 - Eff You and the Horse You Rode in On Music - BMI
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  • rskarvan
    rskarvan Posts: 2,374
    edited November 2004
    Women that cheat on their boyfriends/husbands.
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  • Dennis Gardner
    Dennis Gardner Posts: 4,861
    edited November 2004
    BMDP,

    LMFAO!!!

    I had to read carefully to realize that it wasn't a copied quote from some email making its rounds.

    Truly Clever! You must have woke up on the funny side of the bed this morning!!!:D :D:D

    Thanks for the laugh, that was better than situps!

    DG
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited November 2004
    Originally posted by exalted512
    punctuation is overrated:D
    iagreecompletelyandwhilewereatitwemightaswellgetridofallthosespacesbetweenthewordsbecauseitisapainintheassandjustusesupalotofspaceyouknowwhatimeandude
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited November 2004
    noihaventgotacluecouldyoutrytobealittlemoredetailedinyourpostspleaseandwhilewereatitireallyhatepeoplethatdontmakeanyattempttospellchecktheirgibberishafewmisspellingsisokaybutsometimesisithereandshakemyheadandwonderhowyourbrainfunctions
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited November 2004
    Originally posted by Zero
    Thats a classic right there, BMDP. Well done! :D

    Thanks Dennis and Zero. It remains a work in progress - stay tuned.
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited November 2004
    Originally posted by Frank Z
    afewmisspellingsisokay
    dontyoumean

    afewmisspellingsareokay
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited November 2004
    Originally posted by shack
    iagreecompletelyandwhilewereatitwemightaswellgetridofallthosespacesbetweenthewordsbecauseitisapainintheassandjustusesupalotofspaceyouknowwhatimeandude
    soundslikeaplantome-Cody
    Music is like candy, you have to get rid of the rappers to enjoy it
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited November 2004
    Originally posted by BlueMDPicker
    It's YOU
    2004 - Copyright Eff You and the Horse You Rode in On Music - BMI
    Word to your Muh-tha...

    Effing hee-lar-e-ous... and probably a hit in both rap and C&W circles...

    andfunnythingaboutthosenopunctuationorspacespostswasthatIcouldreadthemjustasfastastheirfullypunctuatedcounterparts
    More later,
    Tour...
    Vox Copuli
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

    "Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
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  • Dennis Gardner
    Dennis Gardner Posts: 4,861
    edited November 2004
    Tour,

    It is weird how we can read those just as fast.

    Now, put it on a effin' license plate and I can't read it for ****!!!:D

    I rack my brain trying to figure out vanity plates only to realize that when I get 'em, I want to pull them over to tell them how it could have been done better!!


    DG
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  • Joelsbass
    Joelsbass Posts: 637
    edited November 2004
    Originally posted by exalted512
    actually, ive been here since september of 2001 and have closer to 4300 posts, and if you think yours are worth reading, then mine def. are too
    but actually that is something that pisses me off
    when someone young knows better than someone old, but since they are older they dont take your opinion and are just about as ignorant as you can get
    or the that they always say "young people now days dont know anything, theyre troublemakers, they have no discipline"
    thats is so stupid that i dont even know where to begin
    "hey, letters generalize 25 million people into one simple category that they are all worthless"
    yea, bull s*** grandpa
    (this wasnt about anyone in here, just something that pisses me off)
    and btw, the pills comment was meant as a joke too
    so while im at it
    old people who cant take a joke even though his owns peers knew they got told so they have to impress their friends with a whitty come back like "A hand full of raw chicken ****."
    nice one...:rolleyes:
    -Cody


    ya know the funny thing is that these older guys, if they actually stoped to think back to being our age, would remember their elders saying the EXACT same things about them, and ya know what? they got just as annoyed about it as we do!
    MacLeod: I guess youre lucky Polk has such lax hiring standards.

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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited November 2004
    I rebelled through Zappa and Hendrix. If I had diarhhea mouth like you guys I would've had false teeth by the time I was 19.

    If you weren't there kid, you don't know what it was like. You can only speculate. From what I'm hearing, you're not too good at it.

    Turn that hat around.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)
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  • Joelsbass
    Joelsbass Posts: 637
    edited November 2004
    1. When i wear a hat i keep it straight

    2. I rarely curse (sometimes in forums but rarely in actual vocalization)

    3. My rebellion is by being counter-cultural, i don't act like these little posers that annoy me as much as they do you, I'd love to beat the crap out of ashton kutcher (spelling??) every time i see him in one of those stupid sideways trucker caps. I rebel by being a gentleman and actually treating people with respect (rare enough these days to be considered 'rebellious')


    George, you know absolutely nothing about me, yet for some reason you feel the need to stereotype me based on nothing more than my age. Get a clue bud, the more people you judge the greater the odds that you'll miss out on someone who could wind up being a true friend.
    MacLeod: I guess youre lucky Polk has such lax hiring standards.

    Josh: Damn skippy!
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited November 2004
    Stereotype.

    I hate that word, what is a stereotype based on? Facts. Things people have actually encountered, and seen first-hand.

    Joel, don't sweat it, stick around and the difference WILL be noted. I can't tell you how many doors I 'hold open' in any given day. Chivalry (and basic kindness) is FAR from dead my friend, keep up the good work.

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Joelsbass
    Joelsbass Posts: 637
    edited November 2004
    Originally posted by RuSsMaN
    Stereotype.

    I hate that word, what is a stereotype based on? Facts. Things people have actually encountered, and seen first-hand.

    Joel, don't sweat it, stick around and the difference WILL be noted. I can't tell you how many doors I 'hold open' in any given day. Chivalry (and basic kindness) is FAR from dead my friend, keep up the good work.

    Cheers,
    Russ

    sadly it's desperately hanging on with lifesupport in my generation.... I have my father bailing on my family to blame for the respect i show people lol, my mom and sister did the brunt of raising me and i was taught to respect women...

    i've seen far too many friends hurt by guys... course on a couple occasions i've hurt the guys back :mad: If one of my friends says 'no' she means 'no or joel will beat you to within an inch of your life'
    MacLeod: I guess youre lucky Polk has such lax hiring standards.

    Josh: Damn skippy!
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited November 2004
    Originally posted by RuSsMaN

    Joel, don't sweat it, stick around and the difference WILL be noted. I can't tell you how many doors I 'hold open' in any given day. Chivalry (and basic kindness) is FAR from dead my friend, keep up the good work.
    the thing is that when someone starts talking bad about young people when they dont even know them and then they wonder why young people lose respect
    i show the respect im given, if im not given respect, dont expect it back-if you do, well then you my friend are a man among men:)
    -Cody
    Music is like candy, you have to get rid of the rappers to enjoy it
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited November 2004
    Respect isn't given, it's earned. Recognition of that is something that's learned. Our kids will undoubtedly have that carved on my tombstone - they've heard it from me all their lives.

    Our eldest son, now 31, quit job after job in his early 20's. His rationale was invariably "Dad, they didn't give me any respect." Two years ago he started his own company. Near the end of his first year in business he called me and said "Dad, I sure have a lot of respect for people I've worked for in the past."

    From the cradle, our kids have been taught to be respectful. We are very proud of their manners and genuine concern for the rights and feelings of others. At times they've been dismayed by the lack of similar virtue in others. We tell them that the lessons learned in those situations are very important - those people are teaching you how you don't want to be.
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited November 2004
    Originally posted by exalted512
    i show the respect im given, if im not given respect, dont expect it back
    Originally posted by BlueMDPicker
    Respect isn't given, it's earned.
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited November 2004
    well let me rephrase that--initially, i always show respect, if they dont show it back, ill let them know what i think about them
    better?
    Music is like candy, you have to get rid of the rappers to enjoy it
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,845
    edited November 2004
    What Cody is trying to say is that age is nothing but a number and there is a certain amount of respect that is afforded a human being as a human being. Beyond that, it's a moot point.

    However, if you are going to disrespect someone based solely on thier age, be prepared for what follows and the frustrations that ensue. If everyone wants to play high and mighty then go ahead but the real problem is that so few people who talk a good game online and nothing special in real life.

    Follow one simple rule, if you don't know who or what you are talking to online then ask yourself that if you were in the most extreme face to face confrontation with this person you are about to be an **** towards, would you disrespect them without fear of retribution or would you lack the nards to open your mouth and take what you have coming to you?


    It's not about respect in the sense that so many "older" people feel they deserve it because they are "older". I know many older people who deserve no respect. It's about respecting another person's views, opinions and choices as thiers and allowing them to live thier life without your torment because you do not agree with thier point of view. If you think that THEY have disrespected you then you owe it to them, yourself and humanity as a whole to be a better person and tell them that you didn't appreciate it and give them a chance to redeem themselves. If redemption fails to rear it's pretty little head then all bets are off and one should prepare for the ****-whupin' one is about to recieve.




    This is not meant to single out anyone here nor is it meant to cause hard feelings. The pissing contests are not needed and everyone should just shove thier wangs back in thier pants and grow the hell up! Respect is both given AND earned but if you don't give a little respect to someone they will never feel the need to earn the rest.
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited November 2004
    Posters that "quote" an entire post and then only respond to one, small piece of it, piss me off...

    Take a cue from shack... edit it down...

    Intolerance also pisses me off...
    More later,
    Tour...
    Vox Copuli
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

    "Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited November 2004
    John hit the nail on the head
    Music is like candy, you have to get rid of the rappers to enjoy it
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited November 2004
    Originally posted by Tour2ma
    Posters that "quote" an entire post and then only respond to one, small piece of it, piss me off...

    Take a cue from shack... edit it down...

    Intolerance also pisses me off...



    Then why do things make you mad? By hating intolerance you are obviously tolerant; so why the dislike for intolerance? You're not very tolerant.....:D
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited November 2004
    Thanks, aggie... now paradoxes piss me off, too...
    More later,
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    Vox Copuli
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

    "Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited November 2004
    Originally posted by Tour2ma
    Thanks, aggie... now paradoxes piss me off, too...


    Paradox? I don't see any paradoxes here....A paradox is something that at first appears to be false but turns out to be true.

    Am I missin' somethin'? :D

    How long 'fore I'm on that list? :D
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    Jstas wrote: »
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited November 2004
    Originally posted by audiobliss
    Paradox? I don't see any paradoxes here....A paradox is something that at first appears to be false, but turns out to be ture.
    "ture"??? Refer to BMDP's "spell czech" lyric...

    Toss up at this point whether you make "the list" based on that or an apparent refusal to accept that words often have multiple meanings...

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=paradoxes
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited November 2004
    Hey!! It's not my fault I never saw that definition in my logic class!!!:D
    George Grand wrote: »
    Jstas wrote: »
    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited November 2004
    Read all the responses, nothing changed, and I've got much bigger fish to fry.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)
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  • bikezappa
    bikezappa Posts: 2,463
    edited November 2004
    The universe has no edge and has no center.

    That pisses me off.

    Peter
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