My kid is NUTS

oldrocker
oldrocker Posts: 2,590
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As we were discussing gardening tips, Daughter just said "Dad, you need to try a banana and egg hair wash."

??????


Every Sunday at ole Dave's place.... :D
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,793
    Squirrel!
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  • Mikey081057
    Mikey081057 Posts: 7,127
    Time for Judge Wapner!!
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,954
    well, protein and fiber, I guess.

    Speaking of protein -- I don't know about nowadays, but I was told on good authority that, at least in the early days of protein-containing shampoo formulations, the (human) proteins used were from collected placentas (placentae, if you will). Nope, I've never fact-checked that, because -- eww.

    PS I've gotta say, I've seen a lot of ugly things -- a placenta is way up near the top of the heap.
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  • rpf65
    rpf65 Posts: 2,127
    Fertilizer? Kind of on topic
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  • oldrocker
    oldrocker Posts: 2,590
    Did try the “sugar scrub” concoction.

    Brown sugar, honey, vanilla and olive oil to exfoliate dry skin.

    Actually works.
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,455
    Some girls are so crazy for the next beauty fad, you could tell them rolling in cow manure is great for the pores and exfoliates everything from their dry feet to their ashy elbows and eliminates stretch marks, and they would gladly rub it all over themselves...
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,954
    Many, many years ago, I went to a meeting in Israel. The last day I was there, I took a bus trip to Jericho and to the Dead Sea (a great and fascinating outing). There are these spas along the Dead Sea that specialize in beauty treatments formulated with Dead Sea mud. I think it was/is a pretty big deal. Brought some back for Mrs. H.

    Stuff was like tar, if memory serves. :#
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  • oldrocker
    oldrocker Posts: 2,590
    Not much of a fad girl, more of a natural products person.

    The great nieces and nephews, that's another story.

    When one of them met our new dog Hazel, he said "Dope."
    Apparently being called dope is a compliment...
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,954
    The argot of the "kids" today changes, like, hourly, thanks to the communal technology of the 'net. :#
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  • westmassguy
    westmassguy Posts: 6,850
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  • mlistens03
    mlistens03 Posts: 2,767
    oldrocker wrote: »
    When one of them met our new dog Hazel, he said "Dope."
    Apparently being called dope is a compliment...

    Don't get me started on that, but yes, dope is generally a higher compliment than awesome, amazing, etc.
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  • GlennDog
    GlennDog Posts: 3,121
    oldrocker wrote: »

    When one of them met our new dog Hazel, he said "Dope."
    Apparently being called dope is a compliment...

    Rocker,
    That one got a chuckle out of me
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  • oldrocker
    oldrocker Posts: 2,590
    I'll always love em.

    Don't understand half the time but they make me laugh. :D
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  • muncybob
    muncybob Posts: 3,062
    Yea, dope has completely different meanings to me and none of them meant what kids today mean when using it.
    Also, at least you still have enough hair to put eggs & nanners into!
    Yep, my name really is Bob.
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  • oldrocker
    oldrocker Posts: 2,590
    Not entirely brother.

    Down to a few sprouts here and there which is what started part of the whole goofy conversation with my daughter in the first place....

    Can't wait until next Sunday night after dinner conversation.... :*

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  • joecoulson
    joecoulson Posts: 4,943
    oldrocker wrote: »
    All kids are NUTS

    fixed it for you.
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,954
    edited August 2019
    Ehh, I dunno -- Our kids are both pretty well grounded -- OK, the math professor one sees the world a little differently than most folks, but that kinda comes with the territory (or maybe vice versa).

    :)

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  • Nightfall
    Nightfall Posts: 10,086
    oldrocker wrote: »
    When one of them met our new dog Hazel, he said "Dope."
    Apparently being called dope is a compliment...

    It's okay fam, you'll get the legit lingo down one day. I low key have faith in you. Then you too will be lit AF. Until then no need to be salty about it, throwing all that shade.
    afterburnt wrote: »
    They didn't speak a word of English, they were from South Carolina.

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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,954
    edited August 2019
    I know what half, or even more, of that hip, happenin' patois means -- 'cause I am cool AF.

    ;)
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  • joecoulson
    joecoulson Posts: 4,943
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    Ehh, I dunno -- Our kids are both pretty well grounded -- OK, the math professor one sees the world a little differently than most folks, but that kinda comes with the territory (or maybe vice versa).

    :)

    How old Doc? Pretty sure safe grown adults and therefore not “kids” anymore.
    I stand by my statement.
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,954
    joecoulson wrote: »
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    Ehh, I dunno -- Our kids are both pretty well grounded -- OK, the math professor one sees the world a little differently than most folks, but that kinda comes with the territory (or maybe vice versa).

    :)

    How old Doc? Pretty sure safe grown adults and therefore not “kids” anymore.
    I stand by my statement.

    Very much adults (distressingly so, age-wise, to both them and to us, sometimes) -- but they definitely passed through the larval stage... I was there; I can vouch for it.

    B)
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  • joecoulson
    joecoulson Posts: 4,943
    Lol. Time is the great healer!
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