My kid is NUTS

As we were discussing gardening tips, Daughter just said "Dad, you need to try a banana and egg hair wash."

??????


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  • Mikey081057Mikey081057 Posts: 7,430
    Time for Judge Wapner!!
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  • mhardy6647mhardy6647 Posts: 27,346
    well, protein and fiber, I guess.

    Speaking of protein -- I don't know about nowadays, but I was told on good authority that, at least in the early days of protein-containing shampoo formulations, the (human) proteins used were from collected placentas (placentae, if you will). Nope, I've never fact-checked that, because -- eww.

    PS I've gotta say, I've seen a lot of ugly things -- a placenta is way up near the top of the heap.
  • rpf65rpf65 Posts: 2,132
    Fertilizer? Kind of on topic
  • oldrockeroldrocker Posts: 2,379
    Did try the “sugar scrub” concoction.

    Brown sugar, honey, vanilla and olive oil to exfoliate dry skin.

    Actually works.
  • nooshinjohnnooshinjohn Posts: 23,237
    Some girls are so crazy for the next beauty fad, you could tell them rolling in cow manure is great for the pores and exfoliates everything from their dry feet to their ashy elbows and eliminates stretch marks, and they would gladly rub it all over themselves...
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  • mhardy6647mhardy6647 Posts: 27,346
    Many, many years ago, I went to a meeting in Israel. The last day I was there, I took a bus trip to Jericho and to the Dead Sea (a great and fascinating outing). There are these spas along the Dead Sea that specialize in beauty treatments formulated with Dead Sea mud. I think it was/is a pretty big deal. Brought some back for Mrs. H.

    Stuff was like tar, if memory serves. :#
  • oldrockeroldrocker Posts: 2,379
    Not much of a fad girl, more of a natural products person.

    The great nieces and nephews, that's another story.

    When one of them met our new dog Hazel, he said "Dope."
    Apparently being called dope is a compliment...
  • mhardy6647mhardy6647 Posts: 27,346
    The argot of the "kids" today changes, like, hourly, thanks to the communal technology of the 'net. :#
  • westmassguywestmassguy Posts: 6,755
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  • mlistens03mlistens03 Posts: 2,763
    oldrocker wrote: »
    When one of them met our new dog Hazel, he said "Dope."
    Apparently being called dope is a compliment...

    Don't get me started on that, but yes, dope is generally a higher compliment than awesome, amazing, etc.
  • GlennDogGlennDog Posts: 2,366
    oldrocker wrote: »

    When one of them met our new dog Hazel, he said "Dope."
    Apparently being called dope is a compliment...

    Rocker,
    That one got a chuckle out of me
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  • oldrockeroldrocker Posts: 2,379
    I'll always love em.

    Don't understand half the time but they make me laugh. :D
  • muncybobmuncybob Posts: 2,487
    Yea, dope has completely different meanings to me and none of them meant what kids today mean when using it.
    Also, at least you still have enough hair to put eggs & nanners into!
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  • oldrockeroldrocker Posts: 2,379
    Not entirely brother.

    Down to a few sprouts here and there which is what started part of the whole goofy conversation with my daughter in the first place....

    Can't wait until next Sunday night after dinner conversation.... :*

  • joecoulsonjoecoulson Posts: 4,978
    oldrocker wrote: »
    All kids are NUTS

    fixed it for you.
  • mhardy6647mhardy6647 Posts: 27,346
    edited August 2019
    Ehh, I dunno -- Our kids are both pretty well grounded -- OK, the math professor one sees the world a little differently than most folks, but that kinda comes with the territory (or maybe vice versa).

    :)

  • NightfallNightfall Posts: 9,502
    oldrocker wrote: »
    When one of them met our new dog Hazel, he said "Dope."
    Apparently being called dope is a compliment...

    It's okay fam, you'll get the legit lingo down one day. I low key have faith in you. Then you too will be lit AF. Until then no need to be salty about it, throwing all that shade.
    afterburnt wrote: »
    They didn't speak a word of English, they were from South Carolina.

    Village Idiot of Club Polk
  • mhardy6647mhardy6647 Posts: 27,346
    edited August 2019
    I know what half, or even more, of that hip, happenin' patois means -- 'cause I am cool AF.

    ;)
  • joecoulsonjoecoulson Posts: 4,978
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    Ehh, I dunno -- Our kids are both pretty well grounded -- OK, the math professor one sees the world a little differently than most folks, but that kinda comes with the territory (or maybe vice versa).

    :)

    How old Doc? Pretty sure safe grown adults and therefore not “kids” anymore.
    I stand by my statement.
  • mhardy6647mhardy6647 Posts: 27,346
    joecoulson wrote: »
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    Ehh, I dunno -- Our kids are both pretty well grounded -- OK, the math professor one sees the world a little differently than most folks, but that kinda comes with the territory (or maybe vice versa).

    :)

    How old Doc? Pretty sure safe grown adults and therefore not “kids” anymore.
    I stand by my statement.

    Very much adults (distressingly so, age-wise, to both them and to us, sometimes) -- but they definitely passed through the larval stage... I was there; I can vouch for it.

    B)
  • joecoulsonjoecoulson Posts: 4,978
    Lol. Time is the great healer!
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