Short, shameful confessions

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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited July 2014
    Quit thread jacking, losers.

    It's not a change of subject, the subject is already defined, it's just rude. You want to talk about stupid commercials, start your own thread.

    Then I'll go **** all over that thread and see how you like it.

    Jerks.
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  • Simplyrandom
    Simplyrandom Posts: 119
    edited July 2014
    " sighs "
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,383
    edited July 2014
    Jstas wrote: »
    Quit thread jacking, losers.

    It's not a change of subject, the subject is already defined, it's just rude. You want to talk about stupid commercials, start your own thread.

    Then I'll go **** all over that thread and see how you like it.

    Jerks.


    Wow.... just wow. must be past someone's bedtime.
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  • gdb
    gdb Posts: 6,012
    edited July 2014
    http://youtu.be/XsYJyVEUaC4
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,952
    edited July 2014
    Keiko wrote: »
    I pretend to be a (convincing) deaf, old man when I get telemarketing calls just to aggravate them.

    Your pretending ?? That explains our short conversations....lol
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  • Msabot1
    Msabot1 Posts: 2,098
    edited July 2014
    Dude!! Sounds like you better get to the free clinic ASAP!! LOL!
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,899
    edited July 2014
    I'm on testosterone replacement therapy and can only get about .687% wood any more :^ (
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  • Sci-fi Polk Guy
    Sci-fi Polk Guy Posts: 194
    edited July 2014
    Sci-fi Polk Guy wrote: »
    1. I use a Monster Cable component video cable as interconnects for the front three channels of my system.
    2. I eat mayo, ketchup, mustard and relish on my hot dogs.
    3. I look at the gear that most of you guys have, and it almost makes me shake my head in shame when I look at my gear.


    Well, I just pulled the triggrer on a pair of AudioQuest Evergreens for my fronts. Installed them and immediately noticed a BIG difference. Much clearer bass. More open midrange. Clearer highs. And, I got 'em brand new for less than $30. Also installed Kimber Kable 4TC for center channel speaker cable. I previously had Better Cables Silver Serpent Premium cables for all three front channels. I'm looking for a 9 foot pair of Kimber Kable 4TC on Ebay for the fronts. Now, I can eliminate #1 from my list of shameful confessions. YAAAY!!

    And, now that I think about it, I really don't feel bad about my gear. During my search for speakers, I auditioned a pair of RTiA5's. I like the sound of miy Paradigms much better. Their driver complement is very similar to the RTiA7's. Will I upgrade some things in the future? Absolutely!! The adventure continues.
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  • OleBoot
    OleBoot Posts: 2,683
    edited July 2014
    I am on alcohol replacement therapy and own a Desmond Dekker LP.
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  • audiocr381ve
    audiocr381ve Posts: 2,588
    edited July 2014
    Hermitism wrote: »
    Could have been worse...

    http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7fyw/summers-eve-cleansing-wash-mistaken-body-wash

    I think it's one of the best commercials ever made.

    What an awesome commercial!
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited July 2014
    I once deliberately sabotaged a date with a girl by telling her about my ex-wife's shenanigans because the girl has the personality of a wet pillow stuffed with noodles.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited July 2014
    I try to give it a fighting chance but this chick was just...yeesh!

    It was a blind date too. I walked in and saw a girl sitting there at the Starbucks and said "Lisa...?" and she just stared at me with her mouth open catching flies.

    So I said "Guess not, sorry, looking for someone named Lisa, guess she's not here yet."

    She says "I'm Lisa!"

    That did not bode well. After that it was painful. She seemed scared of the girl behind the counter too and she didn't grasp teh concept that I paid for her beverage and she kept trying to hand the girl her debit card and the girl kept saying no, it was already paid for. I kept trying to have a conversation but she kept saying "That's interesting." and then asking me questions like she was psycho-analyzing me. She was a child psychologist she said so I guess there's that. But she started getting smug and all I could think was "Ok toots, you want to turn up the cranial horsepower, let's dance." I smirked at the absurdity of it all and she says "Is something funny?" I said "No....not at all...you just reminded me of something my ex-wife used to do..." and went from there.

    I knew exactly what I was doing and she gradually got this look of horror on her face. Thankfully my cellphone rang and I said I was sorry but I had to get going, I needed to go get on a conference call for the Asia-Pac region Change Control Board meeting but that it was nice meeting her and I'd said I'd give her a call later. I swear she muttered "Don't bother" but I never intended to any way so whatever.

    I lit up the tires in the truck on the way out of the Starbucks parking lot too.
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  • voltz
    voltz Posts: 5,384
    edited August 2014
    I once cut the tip of my thumb off on a band saw cause I sneezed :( it did it at a weird angle and had a piece of finger nail still attached to when I picked it up off the ground.

    they sowed it back on and told me it would turn jet black like frostbite and fall off, but it would promote growth underneath. it hurt for a year as they would not let me put a protective cap over it, every time I bumped it I cried like a little kid LOL. but it grew back so you couldn't tell I ever cut it off.

    WOW! I sound like PFB :(
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  • westmassguy
    westmassguy Posts: 6,850
    edited August 2014
    voltz wrote: »
    I once cut the tip of my thumb off on a band saw cause I sneezed :( it did it at a weird angle and had a piece of finger nail still attached to when I picked it up off the ground.

    they sowed it back on and told me it would turn jet black like frostbite and fall off, but it would promote growth underneath. it hurt for a year as they would not let me put a protective cap over it, every time I bumped it I cried like a little kid LOL. but it grew back so you couldn't tell I ever cut it off.

    WOW! I sound like PFB :(
    I cut the side of my thumb off with one of those huge paper cutters in High School Art Class
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  • cristo
    cristo Posts: 231
    edited August 2014
    I've been watching the new "Girl Meets World" series on Disney.
    An update of the old "Boy Meets World" with Corey and Topanga as the parents now.
    cristo

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  • codyc1ark
    codyc1ark Posts: 2,532
    edited August 2014
    I have projectile vomited into the Atlantic Ocean, and have regrets about not doing it to the pacific instead.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    I now have a Blu-Ray player.
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  • pitdogg2
    pitdogg2 Posts: 25,381
    Jstas wrote: »
    I now have a Blu-Ray player.
    Just in time .... It'll be obsolete in 2016....

    Good on you just got mine last year....glad to see another early adopter.
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  • Mikey081057
    Mikey081057 Posts: 7,127
    On first dates, I used to stop at the pharmacy after I picked the girl up. She would ask what I was getting and I would say condoms.... If she was still there when I got out... I knew it would be a good date. >:)
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  • westmassguy
    westmassguy Posts: 6,850
    Mikey081057 wrote: »
    On first dates, I used to stop at the pharmacy after I picked the girl up. She would ask what I was getting and I would say condoms.... If she was still there when I got out... I knew it would be a good date. >:)

    Jeeze..... As Tony would say, a little warning LOL
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,383
    edited October 2015
    .......
    The Gear... Carver "Statement" Mono-blocks, Mcintosh C2300 Arcam AVR20, Oppo UDP-203 4K Blu-ray player, Sony XBR70x850B 4k, Polk Audio Legend L800 with height modules, L400 Center Channel Polk audio AB800 "in-wall" surrounds. Marantz MM7025 stereo amp. Simaudio Moon 680d DSD

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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    C'mon, really? I resurrected this thread 'cause it was supposed to be light-hearted and fun. Do we have to drag this kinda stuff into EVERY thread?
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  • dromunds
    dromunds Posts: 10,007
    I once went to Mexico with a new girlfriend and charged condoms to my Mother's charge account at the pharmacy. When I got back, she asked me, "Did you charge something to my charge account at the drug store?" And I denied it all the way.
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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,601
    I think that was sarcasm. Three year olds don't log into the Polk
    website. They tend to surf around over at the Bose site.
    "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." --Thomas Jefferson
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,383
    sucks2beme wrote: »
    I think that was sarcasm. Three year olds don't log into the Polk
    website. They tend to surf around over at the Bose site.
    You are correct. My entire post was sarcastic, but I deleted it anyway so as not to offend anyone in any way.
    The Gear... Carver "Statement" Mono-blocks, Mcintosh C2300 Arcam AVR20, Oppo UDP-203 4K Blu-ray player, Sony XBR70x850B 4k, Polk Audio Legend L800 with height modules, L400 Center Channel Polk audio AB800 "in-wall" surrounds. Marantz MM7025 stereo amp. Simaudio Moon 680d DSD

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  • deronb1
    deronb1 Posts: 5,021
    I use Monster Cables
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  • hochpt21
    hochpt21 Posts: 5,423
    I sometimes dance like an idiot with my kids when spinning albums.
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  • pitdogg2
    pitdogg2 Posts: 25,381
    edited October 2015
    sucks2beme wrote: »
    I think that was sarcasm. Three year olds don't log into the Polk
    website. .
    Correct because in a few short years they will be playing their dads fun box spinning "Grand Theft Auto" picking up easy women and murdering bystanders......





    Too soon? o:)B)
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,383
    pitdogg2 wrote: »
    sucks2beme wrote: »
    I think that was sarcasm. Three year olds don't log into the Polk
    website. .
    Correct because in a few short years they will be playing their dads fun box spinning "Grand Theft Auto" picking up easy women and murdering bystanders......





    Too soon? o:)B)

    As long as they aren't playing with momma' squeezebox... Daddy never sleeps at night.
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  • Timothy Smith
    Timothy Smith Posts: 764
    Sometimes I drive barefoot in order to "get back to nature".
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