I think my cat is suffering and is about to die

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  • polkfarmboy
    polkfarmboy Posts: 5,703
    edited March 2014
    Would you bet your house on everything you just said Ken?

    I dont know but it seems like I cant even post something about cat without people just posting bs.
  • ken brydson
    ken brydson Posts: 8,770
    edited March 2014
    Would you bet your house on everything you just said Ken?

    I dont know but it seems like I cant even post something about cat without people just posting bs.

    Sure would. Have we ever talked on the phone? You're an attention ****.
  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,603
    edited March 2014
    PFB....you should start your own blog!

    Although I hate cats about as much as I hate getting a prostate exam. Hope your kitty pulls through!

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  • polkfarmboy
    polkfarmboy Posts: 5,703
    edited March 2014
    Ok guys for the record, Ken has sent me one pm before and it was to apologize for being out line and I accepted but wait he was not being just pretentious one bit just because the mods scolded him, its because he is a genuinely nice guy. I can tell from my farmboy intuition.

    Ok Ken you want drame here comes the dramatic event of what happened in a chn style post.

    Today!!! oh nooo my cat my cat she's still f'd up. My wife's all " booo hoo she's gona die !! she's in pain we have to get her in right now as she looks just the same as my other little baby memee when she died. Oh honey I cant take her in and put her to sleep I cant do it!!!"

    Then I am like f'k my job I am calling in sick and I will take her. My wifes all " If they wana put her to sleep wait for me to finish work. I call the Vet in a flash thats always dealt with the kittys. Hello!!!! my cat hellllppppp!!!! she's sick I need her saw to right away please!!!!!!!!. The old lady who worked there for so many years it all seemed like a big dream to her croaked " We can only see her at 930am or 230pm" Crap I got a delivery coming of a joule preamp and MIT ic's I thought "I will take the 930am !!" I hung up the phone like I was talking to a protivac sales woman and ran to the nearest available pair of skinny jeans in my closetI could find on the floor that could only be described as a metro sexual orgy of color.

    Chapter 2,

    With only 30 minutes to get across state to the apointment I glance out the window. Crap my other cars out of gas and its snowed hard today. I realised I would have to take the porsche but wait!!!!!!! The service engine soon light had come on and the car has a time bomb inside it called an ims bearing. Did I dare risk the porsche death to get to my appointment? F'k yeah I did even though Its all iced up and last time I spun the car on a kirb and grinded the bumper and undertray. Grabbing my cat in some new funky carrier my wife bought that looked like see through sports bag I said to myself ' this bag could look awesome for an afternoon leisure wear accessory.

    I bomb down the road with time clearly running out I get more pacey as my cat just shrieks out in terror of the unknown road ahead. The lights!!!! crap I break but am traveling more than I intend my cat flies forward and up from the bucket seat inside the bag and into the floor. twice it happens before I finally just hold the bag and also pretend I could be shifting gears to hide the fact my porsche is indeed an automatic.

    Chapter 3, I am just about here and brrummm a little ricer busts up near behind me reving the engine and not now I think but grrrr my foot gets heavy and bam theres the cops just about a quarter mile on the road from the VET. I pull into the Vet and throw the bag up and scream save her!!!!!! save her!!!!!!!

    To be continued
  • ken brydson
    ken brydson Posts: 8,770
    edited March 2014
    Ok guys for the record, Ken has sent me one pm before and it was to apologize for being out line and I accepted but wait he was not being just pretentious one bit just because the mods scolded him, its because he is a genuinely nice guy. I can tell from my farmboy intuition.

    Ok Ken you want drame here comes the dramatic event of what happened in a chn style post.

    Today!!! oh nooo my cat my cat she's still f'd up. My wife's all " booo hoo she's gona die !! she's in pain we have to get her in right now as she looks just the same as my other little baby memee when she died. Oh honey I cant take her in and put her to sleep I cant do it!!!"

    Then I am like f'k my job I am calling in sick and I will take her. My wifes all " If they wana put her to sleep wait for me to finish work. I call the Vet in a flash thats always dealt with the kittys. Hello!!!! my cat hellllppppp!!!! she's sick I need her saw to right away please!!!!!!!!. The old lady who worked there for so many years it all seemed like a big dream to her croaked " We can only see her at 930am or 230pm" Crap I got a delivery coming of a joule preamp and MIT ic's I thought "I will take the 930am !!" I hung up the phone like I was talking to a protivac sales woman and ran to the nearest available pair of skinny jeans in my closetI could find on the floor that could only be described as a metro sexual orgy of color.

    Chapter 2,

    With only 30 minutes to get across state to the apointment I glance out the window. Crap my other cars out of gas and its snowed hard today. I realised I would have to take the porsche but wait!!!!!!! The service engine soon light had come on and the car has a time bomb inside it called an ims bearing. Did I dare risk the porsche death to get to my appointment? F'k yeah I did even though Its all iced up and last time I spun the car on a kirb and grinded the bumper and undertray. Grabbing my cat in some new funky carrier my wife bought that looked like see through sports bag I said to myself ' this bag could look awesome for an afternoon leisure wear accessory.

    I bomb down the road with time clearly running out I get more pacey as my cat just shrieks out in terror of the unknown road ahead. The lights!!!! crap I break but am traveling more than I intend my cat flies forward and up from the bucket seat inside the bag and into the floor. twice it happens before I finally just hold the bag and also pretend I could be shifting gears to hide the fact my porsche is indeed an automatic.

    Chapter 3, I am just about here and brrummm a little ricer busts up near behind me reving the engine and not now I think but grrrr my foot gets heavy and bam theres the cops just about a quarter mile on the road from the VET. I pull into the Vet and throw the bag up and scream save her!!!!!! save her!!!!!!!

    To be continued

    More drama. I did once apologize to you via PM after being called out by a Mod but you never replied or acknowledged. You're full of crap. Should just put you on my BOZO list but your posts are just so damn entertaining. How can I person have so much bad luck? Karma, she's a cruel ****...:rolleyes:
  • RamZet
    RamZet Posts: 792
    edited March 2014
    When my cat stop moving, eating, and drinking it was from kidney failure. Very common in cats. I had to put him down.
    Felt the same way about my cat too.
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  • boston1450
    boston1450 Posts: 7,652
    edited March 2014
    I just woke up my wife next to me laughing. LMAO this thread has brought tears to my eyes. This crap is way to F'd up
    ..
  • PSOVLSK
    PSOVLSK Posts: 5,207
    edited March 2014
    More PFB drama. Probably doesn't even own a cat. Love to see a pic of him in skinny jeans, with the supposed wife, holding the cat and sitting in the Porsche with a pile of broken electronics in the background. Too many tall tales for me. If this is true, condolences to the cat.

    Maybe not the best post ever, but its pretty high on the list.
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  • decal
    decal Posts: 3,205
    edited March 2014
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  • wz2p7j
    wz2p7j Posts: 840
    edited March 2014
    cnh wrote: »
    You should also remember that people have an "ego" and can say "no". Most animals reflect their owners wishes and desires. It is much easier to deal with that than an equal who can negate you, me or whomever.
    cnh

    You've obviously never been owned by a cat. :)

    Chris
  • ROHfan
    ROHfan Posts: 1,014
    edited March 2014
    To the OP, from a fellow cat lover, good luck. Hope the kitteh pulls through OK.
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  • cnh
    cnh Posts: 13,284
    edited March 2014
    wz2p7j wrote: »
    You've obviously never been owned by a cat. :)

    Chris

    I highly doubt that would ever happen unless "you" let it. After all the average cat brain is one ounce and the average human brain is three pounds. It would be most embarrassing to say the least.

    Don't mistake a cat's indifference, lack of social skills, for "self-reflection". Set the kitty in front of a mirror and see what happens? That's a MUCH better test!

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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,602
    edited March 2014
    Cat's are a lot smarter than you think. What they do when they are bored is another story.
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  • wz2p7j
    wz2p7j Posts: 840
    edited March 2014
    cnh wrote: »
    I highly doubt that would ever happen unless "you" let it. After all the average cat brain is one ounce and the average human brain is three pounds. It would be most embarrassing to say the least.

    Don't mistake a cat's indifference, lack of social skills, for "self-reflection". Set the kitty in front of a mirror and see what happens? That's a MUCH better test!

    cnh

    It's only "embarrassing" to men who are unsure of themselves or have low self esteem. Real men love cats. Men who are insecure or lack social skills themselves will never be able to befriend a cat. It's really as simple as that.

    Chris
  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,602
    edited March 2014
    Or he's run into nothing but the nasty ones.
    They are a 50/50 split. I've had good ones
    and horrid ones. And the bad ones live a long time.
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  • Toolfan66
    Toolfan66 Posts: 17,286
    edited March 2014
    wz2p7j wrote: »
    It's only "embarrassing" to men who are unsure of themselves or have low self esteem. Real men love cats. Men who are insecure or lack social skills themselves will never be able to befriend a cat. It's really as simple as that.

    Chris

    What?? That is one of the most ridiculous things I have read....

    Real men take care of their family, puts them first, have morals, common sense, do I really need to go on? Being a real man has nothing, and I mean nothing to do with cats...

    WOW JUST WOW!!
  • wz2p7j
    wz2p7j Posts: 840
    edited March 2014
    Toolfan66 wrote: »
    What?? That is one of the most ridiculous things I have read....

    Real men take care of their family, puts them first, have morals, common sense, do I really need to go on? Being a real man has nothing, and I mean nothing to do with cats...

    WOW JUST WOW!!

    Where exactly did I say, "real men DON"T take care of their family, puts them first, have morals, common sense." I agree with what you say and would simply add that man should add compassion for their fellow animals on this earth, especially cats. :)

    I don't understand the total overreaction to my post.

    Chris
  • Toolfan66
    Toolfan66 Posts: 17,286
    edited March 2014
    wz2p7j wrote: »
    Where exactly did I say, "real men DON"T take care of their family, puts them first, have morals, common sense." I agree with what you say and would simply add that man should add compassion for their fellow animals on this earth, especially cats. :)

    I don't understand the total overreaction to my post.

    Chris

    "A real man that doesn't like cats is insecure, lacks social skills, unsure of them selfs, low self esteem, real men love cats!!"

    It must be my cat like reflexes to your post of ridiculousness..
  • Inspector 24
    Inspector 24 Posts: 1,308
    edited March 2014
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  • cnh
    cnh Posts: 13,284
    edited March 2014
    sucks2beme wrote: »
    Or he's run into nothing but the nasty ones.
    They are a 50/50 split. I've had good ones
    and horrid ones. And the bad ones live a long time.

    Not to interrupt the thread but clear out your mailbox, s2beme, so I can respond to your HP query! I just got your PM but your box is full!

    Thanks!

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  • codyc1ark
    codyc1ark Posts: 2,532
    edited March 2014
    When we domesticate wild animals it then becomes our responsibility to look after them as they no longer know how to fend for themselves. I never imagined I would ever like cats but I got stuck with a present from family and since then I love my cat and got another for her to play with.

    If you had pets and saw how loving they are you would feel the hurt like the rest of us polkie pet lovers.

    Man up, I've put three cats down in my life and one dog. Cats are a dime a dozen. You didn't even write this post, your wife did. You don't know English well....
    Ok guys for the record, Ken has sent me one pm before and it was to apologize for being out line and I accepted but wait he was not being just pretentious one bit just because the mods scolded him, its because he is a genuinely nice guy. I can tell from my farmboy intuition.

    Ok Ken you want drame here comes the dramatic event of what happened in a chn style post.

    Today!!! oh nooo my cat my cat she's still f'd up. My wife's all " booo hoo she's gona die !! she's in pain we have to get her in right now as she looks just the same as my other little baby memee when she died. Oh honey I cant take her in and put her to sleep I cant do it!!!"

    Then I am like f'k my job I am calling in sick and I will take her. My wifes all " If they wana put her to sleep wait for me to finish work. I call the Vet in a flash thats always dealt with the kittys. Hello!!!! my cat hellllppppp!!!! she's sick I need her saw to right away please!!!!!!!!. The old lady who worked there for so many years it all seemed like a big dream to her croaked " We can only see her at 930am or 230pm" Crap I got a delivery coming of a joule preamp and MIT ic's I thought "I will take the 930am !!" I hung up the phone like I was talking to a protivac sales woman and ran to the nearest available pair of skinny jeans in my closetI could find on the floor that could only be described as a metro sexual orgy of color.

    Chapter 2,

    With only 30 minutes to get across state to the apointment I glance out the window. Crap my other cars out of gas and its snowed hard today. I realised I would have to take the porsche but wait!!!!!!! The service engine soon light had come on and the car has a time bomb inside it called an ims bearing. Did I dare risk the porsche death to get to my appointment? F'k yeah I did even though Its all iced up and last time I spun the car on a kirb and grinded the bumper and undertray. Grabbing my cat in some new funky carrier my wife bought that looked like see through sports bag I said to myself ' this bag could look awesome for an afternoon leisure wear accessory.

    I bomb down the road with time clearly running out I get more pacey as my cat just shrieks out in terror of the unknown road ahead. The lights!!!! crap I break but am traveling more than I intend my cat flies forward and up from the bucket seat inside the bag and into the floor. twice it happens before I finally just hold the bag and also pretend I could be shifting gears to hide the fact my porsche is indeed an automatic.

    Chapter 3, I am just about here and brrummm a little ricer busts up near behind me reving the engine and not now I think but grrrr my foot gets heavy and bam theres the cops just about a quarter mile on the road from the VET. I pull into the Vet and throw the bag up and scream save her!!!!!! save her!!!!!!!

    To be continued

    You see what I said about knowing English?
  • ken brydson
    ken brydson Posts: 8,770
    edited March 2014
    codyc1ark wrote: »
    Man up, I've put three cats down in my life and one dog. Cats are a dime a dozen. You didn't even write this post, your wife did. You don't know English well....



    You see what I said about knowing English?

    You have as much love for PFB as I. Yes, I know your history.
  • codyc1ark
    codyc1ark Posts: 2,532
    edited March 2014
    When we domesticate wild animals it then becomes our responsibility to look after them as they no longer know how to fend for themselves. I never imagined I would ever like cats but I got stuck with a present from family and since then I love my cat and got another for her to play with.

    If you had pets and saw how loving they are you would feel the hurt like the rest of us polkie pet lovers.

    I have to reiterate this for EVERYONE! Here is the most readable post this kid has ever made!
  • codyc1ark
    codyc1ark Posts: 2,532
    edited March 2014
    You have as much love for PFB as I. Yes, I know your history.

    I don't even care about the history. He holds the same weight as cheezy and audiotruth to me.
  • cnh
    cnh Posts: 13,284
    edited March 2014
    wz2p7j wrote: »
    It's only "embarrassing" to men who are unsure of themselves or have low self esteem. Real men love cats. Men who are insecure or lack social skills themselves will never be able to befriend a cat. It's really as simple as that.

    Chris

    Yep! And you can take that to the "bank" folks! I don't think I've EVER worried about being a REAL man? But I do occasionally wonder if I am an UNREAL one! An INTERNET PHANTASM that anyone can project their fantasies on--since none of us "really" knows anyone here unless we've actually met. lol

    You know boys, I'd be a little careful because I do pen short stories and a few get published now and then, I'd hate to have to use what is such a WONDERFUL piece of satire but this one might be hard to resist!

    Believe it or not I actually lecture on what gender means in different times and places and discuss and debate its variance because it is NOT the same everywhere.

    But it's really much too late for this sort of....?

    And I've already made amends with PFB above! Plus I don't take any of this personally. It's been a long time since puberty and H.S. And I do believe that most know who or what they ARE by then? No?

    Poor Sigmund Freud, twisting and turning in his grave! Cats, genitals, and machismo. What a list!

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  • Inspector 24
    Inspector 24 Posts: 1,308
    edited March 2014
    Guys...the internet already spoken...

    Real men, cats...ect ect...Don't make George Clooney come down and smack a **** with his teddy bear and kitty under his arm...

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  • sucks2beme
    sucks2beme Posts: 5,602
    edited March 2014
    cnh wrote: »
    Not to interrupt the thread but clear out your mailbox, s2beme, so I can respond to your HP query! I just got your PM but your box is full!

    Thanks!

    cnh

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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited March 2014
    cnh wrote: »
    Yep! And you can take that to the "bank" folks! I don't think I've EVER worried about being a REAL man? But I do occasionally wonder if I am an UNREAL one! An INTERNET PHANTASM that anyone can project their fantasies on--since none of us "really" knows anyone here unless we've actually met. lol

    You know boys, I'd be a little careful because I do pen short stories and a few get published now and then, I'd hate to have to use what is such a WONDERFUL piece of satire but this one might be hard to resist!

    Believe it or not I actually lecture on what gender means in different times and places and discuss and debate its variance because it is NOT the same everywhere.

    But it's really much too late for this sort of....?

    And I've already made amends with PFB above! Plus I don't take any of this personally. It's been a long time since puberty and H.S. And I do believe that most know who or what they ARE by then? No?

    Poor Sigmund Freud, twisting and turning in his grave! Cats, genitals, and machismo. What a list!

    cnh

    Hey Mr. Spock,

    How about giving everybody a break? They're only human, and you are getting real full of yourself.
  • jflail2
    jflail2 Posts: 2,868
    edited March 2014
    Hey Mr. Spock,

    How about giving everybody a break? They're only human, and you are getting real full of yourself.

    Seriously. I know the world of academia is a long-winded, borderline narcissistic world, but there's no reason to carry that over to the forums.
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  • cnh
    cnh Posts: 13,284
    edited March 2014
    jflail2 wrote: »
    Seriously. I know the world of academia is a long-winded, borderline narcissistic world, but there's no reason to carry that over to the forums.

    I agree. And George is right as usual.

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