Do you have guts, or balls?

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PolkThug
PolkThug Posts: 7,532
edited February 2008 in The Clubhouse
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really Know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.

GUTS -- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS -- is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, fatty!"

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,634
    edited February 2008
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    This is the type of threads you guys should start.

    Very funny.
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  • nms
    nms Posts: 671
    edited February 2008
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    INTELLIGENCE -- Coming home early enough to not get her mad, or coming home late enough that she's asleep and dealing with the fallout in the morning. Also, washing the perfume off at a friend's house before coming home :D
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited February 2008
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    Do you have guts, or balls?

    My balls are full of guts.
    If...
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  • Mike Kozak
    Mike Kozak Posts: 931
    edited February 2008
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    Intelligence, staying single and not worrying at all!!!!
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  • John in MA
    John in MA Posts: 1,010
    edited February 2008
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    I have really big loudspeakers to make up for my other shortcomings.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited February 2008
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    With some women, I'm pretty sure both of those options would get your balls sent violently INTO your guts. :)
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  • AndyGwis
    AndyGwis Posts: 3,655
    edited February 2008
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    Balls - that reminds me, I need to ask my gf what she did with them. Haven't seen them around in a while.

    Guts - need to hit the gym to make sure I don't get one.
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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited February 2008
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    Mike Kozak wrote: »
    Intelligence, staying single and not worrying at all!!!!

    Amen bro
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,353
    edited February 2008
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    Ron-P wrote: »
    My balls are full of guts.


    As long as your gut is not full of balls ...:eek:
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited February 2008
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    Mike Kozak wrote: »
    Intelligence, staying single and not worrying at all!!!!

    Rock on Brutha!
    No excuses!
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,872
    edited February 2008
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    Mike Kozak wrote: »
    Intelligence, staying single and not worrying at all!!!!

    What he said!!!!


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