Do you have guts, or balls?

PolkThug · February 2008

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really Know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.

GUTS -- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS -- is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, fatty!"

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

Ricardo · February 2008

This is the type of threads you guys should start.

Very funny.

nms · February 2008

INTELLIGENCE -- Coming home early enough to not get her mad, or coming home late enough that she's asleep and dealing with the fallout in the morning. Also, washing the perfume off at a friend's house before coming home

Ron-P · February 2008

Do you have guts, or balls?

My balls are full of guts.

Mike Kozak · February 2008

Intelligence, staying single and not worrying at all!!!!

John in MA · February 2008

I have really big loudspeakers to make up for my other shortcomings.

bobman1235 · February 2008

With some women, I'm pretty sure both of those options would get your balls sent violently INTO your guts.

AndyGwis · February 2008

Balls - that reminds me, I need to ask my gf what she did with them. Haven't seen them around in a while.

Guts - need to hit the gym to make sure I don't get one.