A message from Joey V.

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F1nut
F1nut Posts: 49,828
edited June 2007 in The Clubhouse
I love this stuff........shows true his true character, which most of us have known from day one.
This is a message from Joey_V at Club Polk ( http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/index.php ). The Club Polk owners cannot accept any responsibility for the contents of the email.

To email Joey_V, you can use this online form:
http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/sendmessage.php?do=mailmember&u=58444

OR, by email:
mailto:jvelos1@hotmail.com

This is the message:

I was perusing some of the threads and you always seem to get into fights. I realized that the reason for this was simple:

You're a jackass.

That's Mr. Jackass to you.
Political Correctness'.........defined

"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

President of Club Polk

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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited June 2007
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    YEAH, my past research has shown this to be true. but we love ya, big daddy.

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    bobman1235 wrote:
    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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  • MikeC78
    MikeC78 Posts: 2,315
    edited June 2007
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    :confused: Hmmm...

    EDIT: I'm the jackass.
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  • AndyGwis
    AndyGwis Posts: 3,655
    edited June 2007
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    Peruse is right. He's perusing threads; he's pursuing doctorationshipment.
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  • MikeC78
    MikeC78 Posts: 2,315
    edited June 2007
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    \\\\////
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  • unc2701
    unc2701 Posts: 3,587
    edited June 2007
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    Am I missing something?
    http://www.webster.com/dictionary/perusing
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  • unc2701
    unc2701 Posts: 3,587
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    unc2701 wrote: »
    Am I missing something?
    http://www.webster.com/dictionary/perusing


    Umm, oops. Andy beat me to that, but it's pursuing, not persuing.

    http://www.webster.com/dictionary/pursuing
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  • AndyGwis
    AndyGwis Posts: 3,655
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    damn, I got suckered into bad spelling trying to make a point before anyone else did.

    DAMN IT! Now I think I'm the biggest jackass. . . well, third after F1 and Joey.
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited June 2007
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    You gots a pretty good looking "coif" for a jackass Jesse.
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  • MrNightly
    MrNightly Posts: 3,370
    edited June 2007
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    I think everybody here is a Jackass, so stick that in your eye... ;)
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  • MSALLA
    MSALLA Posts: 1,602
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    There is over 45,000 members here. A few Jackasses are to be expected.
    Michael


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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
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    "There ARE over 45,000 members here........

    You see? You're a jackass. I knew it.
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  • venomclan
    venomclan Posts: 2,467
    edited June 2007
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    Jackass Extraordinaire.
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,906
    edited June 2007
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    Everyone's a Jackass at one time or another.Big friggin deal.It's the one's that are a Jackass ALL the time that worries me.And I don't hold Jesse in that elite group.Wonder what promted Joey to send that though.I think Joey really likes Jesse in a strange sort of way.;)
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  • Bill Ayotte
    Bill Ayotte Posts: 1,860
    edited June 2007
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    He fears picking a fight here, so he tries to do it over e-mail? Hahahahahahaha....Nice one dude.
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited June 2007
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    That's easy for a jackass to say.

    This was a milestone post. My 3,700th without sounding like a jackass.
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited June 2007
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    Who **** cares?
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  • dudeinaroom
    dudeinaroom Posts: 3,609
    edited June 2007
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    George Grand wrote: »
    That's easy for a jackass to say.

    This was a milestone post. My 3,700th without sounding like a jackass.

    Nope, sorry you only made it to 3,699, that last post was pretty jackassish
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited June 2007
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    There is a FINE line between jackass and horse's **** that you haven't acquainted yourself with yet. I have to be different. It's not enough for me to be a mere jackass when all others around me are jackasses.

    ****, there goes 3701.
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  • Bill Ayotte
    Bill Ayotte Posts: 1,860
    edited June 2007
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    Hahahahaha! I love these threads..Yes, I am a jackass as well....:D
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited June 2007
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    "Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass." - Mark Twain
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,276
    edited June 2007
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    What the hell, I'll join all you other jackasses! Let's go graze in the field and drop big piles of **** in Joey's honor!

    HEEE HAWWWWW!

    Johnny Jackass
    No excuses!
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited June 2007
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    If all so called jackasses would put all the other so called jackasses that they can't stand on ignore, then this thread would not be necessary. As it is it's meaningless.

    Individual personality conflicts between individuals doesn't necessarily make either jackasses, just stupid if they can't or refuse to learn to ignore one another.

    Or at the very least, KEEP IT PRIVATE! There is NO need to drag the rest of the board into it.

    George...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited June 2007
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    Well said Cathy.
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  • MSALLA
    MSALLA Posts: 1,602
    edited June 2007
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    George Grand wrote: »
    "There ARE over 45,000 members here........

    You see? You're a jackass. I knew it.

    I have been on here for some time now and you are just learning this?

    You are one slow learning jackass:D
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited June 2007
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    Ummmmmm...........nothing personal there fellows but I am much more intersted in Jillsass. If she wants to play with my Jackass, a little hop scotch will do nicely.

    Since Jesse took Mr. I will take Sir Jackass.

    RT1
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
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    Of course we'll have to have like a SUPREME Allied Jackass.

    There could also be His & Her Royal.....

    Lord Jackass

    The Duke & Duchess of.....

    The Earl of....


    Lotta titles left to give away.
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited June 2007
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    OH, I thought we already had one of those kind of jackass's.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
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    I prefer Jackass Esquire.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 49,828
    edited June 2007
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    Sorry, I had to run out right after I posted the jackass email. I wanted to bring up another tidbit about my buddy.

    In a conversation, relayed to me, about his pending medical career, Joey responded that he wasn't interested in working with people that have disabilites or handicaps as they were too much trouble. He said this as he was standing in front of a gentleman in a wheelchair!!!

    Talk about a jackass. :rolleyes:
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
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    Who cares Jesse, why stir the pot publically? If you both hate each other, don't talk to each other. All you have done so far, is prove his message correct, no?
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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