Cocaine Bear WTF

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WOW a bear jacked up on coke killing people......hell of a trailer!
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  • kevhed72
    kevhed72 Posts: 5,229
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    If nothing else....an original idea.
  • bcwsrt
    bcwsrt Posts: 2,691
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    😂 That’s great! “Inspired by true events.” 😳😂
    Brian

  • Clipdat
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    I thought it couldn't get any worse than snakes on a plane and human centipede.
  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,645
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    Clipdat wrote: »
    I thought it couldn't get any worse than snakes on a plane and human centipede.

    Let's not forget Sharknado....
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  • Clipdat
    Clipdat Posts: 13,104
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    lol I didn't know about that one.
  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 35,562
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    You didn't know about Sharknado?!?

    :o

  • Clipdat
    Clipdat Posts: 13,104
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    I don't get out much.
  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 35,562
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    Nor do I :p but I reference Sharknado when I teach my glycobiology students about alternative platforms for monoclonal antibody-style therapeutics. There's a family of monoclonals based on shark antibodies called "IGNAR"... B)

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  • xschop
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    What, no furin cleavage sites or glycoprotein gp120 loops?
    Don't take experimental gene therapies from known eugenicists.
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  • audioluvr
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    Clipdat wrote: »
    I don't get out much.

    Only when his mom yells down that supper's ready. :D
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  • audioluvr
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    FYI... the film is based om a true story.

    Well the only thing that got killed was the bear and 75 pounds of coke. Of course Waylon Jennings owned it. Didn't he have a coke habit?
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,878
    edited February 2023
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    Well the only thing that got killed was the bear and 75 pounds of coke. Of course Waylon Jennings owned it. Didn't he have a <FILL IN THE BLANK> habit?

    Yes. ✅
    Sal Palooza
  • xschop
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    Well the only thing that got killed was the bear and 75 pounds of coke. Of course Waylon Jennings owned it. Didn't he have a <FILL IN THE BLANK> habit?

    Yes. ✅

    Cocaine Bear ain't got nuthin' on Fentanyl Bear. 75 lb. of blow would be a walk in the forest to Fenty.

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  • msg
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    I thought you were joking!!
    Interesting story.
    Wonder who got all the coke in the bear's stomach. Prob redistributed at a premium.
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  • VR3
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    Like that coffee bean the monkey eats, a definite delicacy
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  • EndersShadow
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    Don’t forget Violent Night :smile:
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  • Keiko
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    Chucky gets lucky.
  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 35,562
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    So, I am guessing that the sequel for Cocaine Bear's already in the works. It will be called Martian Bear.

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    https://mars.nasa.gov/resources/27278/a-bear-lookalike-on-mars/

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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 35,562
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    ^^^ High on bamboo...

    And let's not even think of the koalas Down Under, whacked on eucalyptus!
  • Keiko
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    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    ^^^ High on bamboo...

    And let's not even think of the koalas Down Under, whacked on eucalyptus!

    I never smoked no eucalyptus like that before, man!
  • audioluvr
    audioluvr Posts: 6,079
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    I saw something on the internet news about this movie today. Is our talking about it making this famous? I certainly hope not.
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 35,562
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    It worked for Sharknado... and still does for Plan Nine from Outer Space. :#
  • Keiko
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    Arguably the most important movie of our time. #Epic

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTV6dOuUeSY
  • erniejade
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    Funny, I saw a commercial for this and thought to myself how stoned they had to be when they came up with this idea!.
  • gudnoyez
    gudnoyez Posts: 8,219
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    They was talking to the bear down at the vet hospital says your 7 but that's impossible (Cocaine) you look like your 45.😁😤

    https://youtu.be/KfkKaiFiWv0
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 35,562
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    gudnoyez wrote: »
    They was talking to the bear down at the vet hospital says your 7 but that's impossible (Cocaine) you look like your 45.😁😤

    https://youtu.be/KfkKaiFiWv0

    Or maybe just bear years.

    There was an entertaining review of this movie on Morning Edition today. I guess it did very well in the box office this past weekend. :#
    (further signs of the End of the Age, if you ask me. Nostradamus mentioned this, I am pretty sure. I know he name-checked Sharknado.)

    B)

    https://www.npr.org/2023/02/27/1159630292/hollywood-has-a-new-star-a-bear-that-gets-into-a-lost-cocaine-stash

  • scubalab
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    Saw Cocaine Bear Friday night. :o

    OK, let me explain...

    Both of my daughters work part time at our local movie theater and one of the 'perks' is free movies. They've both been into really cheesy movies lately and when we saw the preview for this a month or two ago (while we were seeing M3GAN - for free), we said, we've GOT to see it! So, opening night, my kids got some of complimentary tickets and we went with them and some friends.

    All I can say is I would NOT pay the 12 bucks to see this movie. For free? Yeah, just for the curiosity.

    My short review is to expect exactly what you think it is - a very exaggerated bloody gore (dark) comedy - like the Evil Dead movies. If there's a ridiculously bloody way for someone to die, they will. There were some laughs, jump scares, and cringeworthy bloodshed. I should have bought stock in prosthetic limbs and theatrical blood.

    On a final note, kind of sad to see Ray Liotta in what would be his final role. He's certainly done a few better flicks in his career.