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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 32,926
    If there's no turkey body cavity involved -- it's dressing, not stuffing.
    I know all y'all knew that... but I wanted to reinforce my brainy persona.

    B)

  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 32,926
    oh, and gravy's easy...

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    Made with stock turkey -- none'a them custom barnyard fowl...

    :|

  • afterburnt
    afterburnt Posts: 7,892
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    If there's no turkey body cavity involved -- it's dressing, not stuffing.
    I know all y'all knew that... but I wanted to reinforce my brainy persona.

    B)

    No, that's what I call a good time!
  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 32,926
    Yeah.
    Definitely time for a blog, @afterburnt.
    Maybe even a whole dang podcast.
  • afterburnt
    afterburnt Posts: 7,892
    aprazer402 wrote: »
    Back in the mid 60's a young lad, probably 10-12ish, when I'd have a friend over in the summer, we had a real treat when we were allowed to fire up the oven and bake our own Swanson TV Dinners for a late night snack.

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    TV, note the null and void look of the child, the evil glint of the woman and the low T expression of the man. Yes TV does this to families.
  • kharp1
    kharp1 Posts: 3,453
    edited November 2019
    You picked up a lot from that pic, I just noticed she was hot!
  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 32,926
    I'd suggest turning a spatchcock with a pitchfork, but that's not my bailiwick.

  • voltz
    voltz Posts: 5,384
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  • kevhed72
    kevhed72 Posts: 4,950
    I tried smoking a turkey last Thanksgiving and here's what I discovered:
















    It was difficult to keep lit!
  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 32,926
    kevhed72 wrote: »
    I tried smoking a turkey last Thanksgiving and here's what I discovered:
















    It was difficult to keep lit!

    Thus -- turkey vaping.
    It's a thing.
    All the cool kids R doin' it.
  • gyosa
    gyosa Posts: 675
    edited November 2019
    We have been buying their turkeys for years !
    They’re not to far from Dallas so they’re readily available in some of the better grocery stores around the holidays ....

    Highly recommended!

    Bk


    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    If there's no turkey body cavity involved -- it's dressing, not stuffing.
    I know all y'all knew that... but I wanted to reinforce my brainy persona.

    B)

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  • afterburnt
    afterburnt Posts: 7,892
    voltz wrote: »

    Wow, if I went through all of that trouble no one is eating that turkey but me!
  • afterburnt
    afterburnt Posts: 7,892
    Actually this is the only reason I am tempted to cook a turkey gltrp9dn9l1f.png
  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,902
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    kevhed72 wrote: »
    I tried smoking a turkey last Thanksgiving and here's what I discovered:
















    It was difficult to keep lit!

    Thus -- turkey vaping.
    It's a thing.
    All the cool kids R doin' it.

    Ivan's still trying to figure out how to get that 25 lb. Bird in his pipe. :)
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  • afterburnt
    afterburnt Posts: 7,892
    pitdogg2 wrote: »
    afterburnt wrote: »
    Anyway does anyone know how to make stuffing and gravy without making a turkey?

    Stovetop with a bottle of Heinz gravy.... DONE!

    Don't be gross ok?
  • Viking64
    Viking64 Posts: 6,646
    afterburnt wrote: »

    Don't be gross ok?

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  • verb
    verb Posts: 10,176
    Viking64 wrote: »
    afterburnt wrote: »

    Don't be gross ok?

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    Thanks Jimmy. I can't unsee that. Thanksgiving is ruined! :smile:
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  • Viking64
    Viking64 Posts: 6,646
    verb wrote: »
    Thanks Jimmy. I can't unsee that. Thanksgiving is ruined! :smile:

    I believe in this instance, that would be SKANKSgiving. :p
  • afterburnt
    afterburnt Posts: 7,892
    Viking64 wrote: »
    afterburnt wrote: »

    Don't be gross ok?

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    Funny, she didn't look pregnant?
  • afterburnt
    afterburnt Posts: 7,892
    @Viking64 It doesn't get any better than this
  • pitdogg2
    pitdogg2 Posts: 24,481
    kevhed72 wrote: »
    I tried smoking a turkey last Thanksgiving and here's what I discovered:
















    It was difficult to keep lit!

    plus the feathers .......












    taste fowl ;)
  • kevhed72
    kevhed72 Posts: 4,950
    Viking64 wrote: »
    verb wrote: »
    Thanks Jimmy. I can't unsee that. Thanksgiving is ruined! :smile:

    I believe in this instance, that would be SKANKSgiving. :p
    WHO....is that?
  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 10,862
    kevhed72 wrote: »
    Viking64 wrote: »
    verb wrote: »
    Thanks Jimmy. I can't unsee that. Thanksgiving is ruined! :smile:

    I believe in this instance, that would be SKANKSgiving. :p
    WHO....is that?

    I don't know but for some reason I see someone putting Russ' face on it...
  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,902
    Willow wrote: »
    kevhed72 wrote: »
    Viking64 wrote: »
    verb wrote: »
    Thanks Jimmy. I can't unsee that. Thanksgiving is ruined! :smile:

    I believe in this instance, that would be SKANKSgiving. :p
    WHO....is that?

    I don't know but for some reason I see someone putting Russ' face on it...

    Please no...I've taken in about as much Russ meme's as I can handle for one year. Wait 'till after the man's wedding, we'll have much more material by then. :)
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