A serious, legitimate question...

Because there will never be a more appropriate thread to share this story in, I will share it now:

A high school teacher, one of my "side jobs" for the last 16 years has been doing announcing at our varsity baseball games. Part of *that* job is playing music before the games (and between innings if I'm motivated enough to do so). I don't do any special attempt to make my music current with today's teenagers, so my musical selections tend to fill the "rock-and-roll and other energetic, swear-free music from the 60's-90's" genre, covering the time when I did most of my music-finding-and-buying.

Naturally, the modern teenager only has a need for so much of *my* music (seriously, who would object to 1990's smash hit "(I Wanna Drive the) Zamboni" by the Gear Daddies between innings of a baseball game??) so I'd be offered CDs of "acceptable" music as preferred alternatives.

One afternoon I was presented with an unlabelled CD-R by a ballplayer with the request to use it during their pregame fielding warmup.

"Did your coach OK this? Are you *sure* this is appropriate for playing?" I asked him.

"Oh yeah--no problem." he replies.

A bit later, I queue up the CD in the booth and hit play. Here it comes--a Nickelback song I still can't tell you the name of--All I know is that the first note of the song is a lyric, and that the first lyric of the song is "I like your pants around your feet/I like the dirt that's on your knees". I couldn't twist the volume knob of the PA down fast enough!! Still cringe at the memory; fortunately there was no blow-back from the arriving crowd or our athletic director! Needless to say, that was the last time I played an untested music selection!