American 'Audiophile' Idol

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organ
organ Posts: 4,969
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
I'm sure you all know the show and how terrible some people are. Let's start a thread about the kind of excuses they'd tell Simon for not picking them.

Simon: 'You're a horrible singer'

Audiophile: 'This room have bad acoustics'

and another...

Simon: 'You're wasting my time'

Audiophile: 'But I sound so much better with sand filled isolation boots, I just forgot to wear them'

or.... 'I forgot to install spikes on my shoes, you're getting bad imaging'.

Let's see what you can come up with:)

Maurice
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  • Pauly
    Pauly Posts: 4,519
    edited February 2004
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    Im not bi-wired!
    Life without music would♭
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited February 2004
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    If only you could hear me in SDA you would change your mind!
    Vinyl, the final frontier...

    Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want... :D
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  • ken brydson
    ken brydson Posts: 9,086
    edited February 2004
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    I'm not stacked :D
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,640
    edited February 2004
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    "I am not wearing ferrite impregnated clothing."

    The others are 100% pure funny, LOL
    CTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint.
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 29,700
    edited February 2004
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    IM BLOWN!
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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  • paymontana
    paymontana Posts: 234
    edited February 2004
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    My amp is running to hot




    CJ
    "It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ****."
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited February 2004
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    I don't have my $700 interconnects with me! :-(
    Ludicrous gibs!
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited February 2004
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    Originally posted by Vr3MxStyler2k3
    IM BLOWN!

    YOU WISH!

    HBomb
    ***WAREMTAE***
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited February 2004
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    Your so hot I'm about to spurt Ferro-Fluid all over your coil!

    (maybe too far but technically correct)
    Vinyl, the final frontier...

    Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want... :D
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited February 2004
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    I can't suck!! The guys on the Polk Forum said that buying these pure silver plated, 99.9999% oxygen free copper, 2 ga, braided bi-wire cables with fancy pants gold banana jacks would improve my sound!?!


    ;)
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited February 2004
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    Originally posted by Frank Z
    The guys on the Polk Forum said that buying these pure silver plated, 99.9999% oxygen free copper, 2 ga, braided bi-wire cables with fancy pants gold banana jacks would improve my sound!?!


    ;)

    yes it will but how much is the q;)

    1/4Twin
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited February 2004
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    Sean,
    I don't get it.
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited February 2004
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    Sean, that is greatness! No, I don't understand either but it gave me a real chuckle!
    madmax
    Vinyl, the final frontier...

    Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want... :D
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  • organ
    organ Posts: 4,969
    edited February 2004
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    LMAO:D Those are great.

    Here's another....

    "This room is too large. Singing this loud makes my voice box 'clip'".

    Maurice
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  • gidrah
    gidrah Posts: 3,050
    edited February 2004
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    No! You're not hearing it correctly. Try again, but this time really listen close.
    Make it Funky! :)
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,546
    edited February 2004
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    Me: "Hold up Simon, Lemme try different room placement.."

    Simon: "Thats exactly what I had in mind...though I was thinking more like the lobby downstairs.."
    Source: Bluesound Node 2i - Preamp/DAC: Benchmark DAC2 DX - Amp: Parasound Halo A21 - Speakers: MartinLogan Motion 60XTi - Shop Rig: Yamaha A-S501 Integrated - Source: Rotel CD14MkII CD Player - Speakers: Elac Debut 2.0 B5.2
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  • Pauly
    Pauly Posts: 4,519
    edited February 2004
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    Ok so Lifestyle system does sound like complete ****...
    Life without music would♭
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  • Steve@3dai
    Steve@3dai Posts: 983
    edited February 2004
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    My power connector is not medical grade.
    LSi 9/C/FX
    Arcam AVR-200
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