American 'Audiophile' Idol
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I'm sure you all know the show and how terrible some people are. Let's start a thread about the kind of excuses they'd tell Simon for not picking them.
Simon: 'You're a horrible singer'
Audiophile: 'This room have bad acoustics'
and another...
Simon: 'You're wasting my time'
Audiophile: 'But I sound so much better with sand filled isolation boots, I just forgot to wear them'
or.... 'I forgot to install spikes on my shoes, you're getting bad imaging'.
Let's see what you can come up with:)
Maurice
Simon: 'You're a horrible singer'
Audiophile: 'This room have bad acoustics'
and another...
Simon: 'You're wasting my time'
Audiophile: 'But I sound so much better with sand filled isolation boots, I just forgot to wear them'
or.... 'I forgot to install spikes on my shoes, you're getting bad imaging'.
Let's see what you can come up with:)
Maurice
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If only you could hear me in SDA you would change your mind!Vinyl, the final frontier...
Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want...
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I'm not stacked
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"I am not wearing ferrite impregnated clothing."
The others are 100% pure funny, LOLCTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint. -
IM BLOWN!- Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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My amp is running to hot
CJ"It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ****." -
I don't have my $700 interconnects with me! :-(Ludicrous gibs!
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Originally posted by Vr3MxStyler2k3
IM BLOWN!
YOU WISH!
HBomb***WAREMTAE*** -
Your so hot I'm about to spurt Ferro-Fluid all over your coil!
(maybe too far but technically correct)Vinyl, the final frontier...
Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want... -
I can't suck!! The guys on the Polk Forum said that buying these pure silver plated, 99.9999% oxygen free copper, 2 ga, braided bi-wire cables with fancy pants gold banana jacks would improve my sound!?!
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Originally posted by Frank Z
The guys on the Polk Forum said that buying these pure silver plated, 99.9999% oxygen free copper, 2 ga, braided bi-wire cables with fancy pants gold banana jacks would improve my sound!?!
yes it will but how much is the q;)
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Sean,
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Sean, that is greatness! No, I don't understand either but it gave me a real chuckle!
madmaxVinyl, the final frontier...
Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want... -
LMAO:D Those are great.
Here's another....
"This room is too large. Singing this loud makes my voice box 'clip'".
Maurice -
No! You're not hearing it correctly. Try again, but this time really listen close.Make it Funky!
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Me: "Hold up Simon, Lemme try different room placement.."
Simon: "Thats exactly what I had in mind...though I was thinking more like the lobby downstairs.."Source: Bluesound Node 2i - Preamp/DAC: Benchmark DAC2 DX - Amp: Parasound Halo A21 - Speakers: MartinLogan Motion 60XTi - Shop Rig: Yamaha A-S501 Integrated - Shop Spkrs: Elac Debut 2.0 B5.2 -
Ok so Lifestyle system does sound like complete ****...Life without music would♭
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My power connector is not medical grade.LSi 9/C/FX
Arcam AVR-200
