Happy Birthday Lightman!

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  • Kex
    Kex Posts: 5,200
    edited June 2009
    Fûûk U, you effer, Oh liege lord of A$$sholia!

    BTW, if you are entertaining requests for munificence from mere subjects, as lowly and dejected as they are, could you please elaborate on this regal statement from thy glorious self?!
    lightman1 wrote: »
    ... a long fall off a short pole ...

    Sounds kinda shady to me ...
    Alea jacta est!
  • daboyz
    daboyz Posts: 5,207
    edited June 2009
    Have a great b-day!!
  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,792
    edited June 2009
    Kex wrote: »
    Fûûk U, you effer, Oh liege lord of A$$sholia!

    BTW, if you are entertaining requests for munificence from mere subjects, as lowly and dejected as they are, could you please elaborate on this regal statement from thy glorious self?!



    Sounds kinda shady to me ...
    You watch yer a$$, pal.:D
    I'm a lineman for the local power monopoly. Climb pole to reset an insulator that broke off. Fall off pole on the way down. Get it, F-t*rd?
    When the pills wear off, I'm coming after you!
    Dig it?
  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited June 2009
    Happy Birthday you crazy mother!
    Ludicrous gibs!
  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited June 2009
    Did you really fall off a pole? Are you serious?
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,792
    edited June 2009
    Did you really fall off a pole? Are you serious?
    Down to the ground in style my friend.
    Sorry I missed out this weekend. I was gonna see if you had some of those Amperex 7119s laying around the magic closet. Bummer.
  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited June 2009
    Happy Birthday Russ glad to see the fall didnt kill ya, actually I was wondering where you had been now we know.



    REGARDS SNOW
    Well, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all :D
  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited June 2009
    Damn,I thought you were joking. Glad you are ok,,break/bust anything?
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,339
    edited June 2009
    Happy Birthday Russ!!!!


    I hope that you enjoyed your day and that you will have many more birthdays!:)
    Carl

  • Kex
    Kex Posts: 5,200
    edited June 2009
    lightman1 wrote: »
    You watch yer a$$, pal.:D ...
    I will, and I do. I certainly don't want to be falling off any "poles"!

    Seriously though, I was wondering why you were so quiet lately, so it's nice to see you back with no major injuries to report.
    Alea jacta est!
  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited June 2009
    EF him he was supposed to stop by.
    HBD dick head.
    Please. Please contact me a ben62670 @ yahoo.com. Make sure to include who you are, and you are from Polk so I don't delete your email. Also I am now physically unable to work on any projects. If you need help let these guys know. There are many people who will help if you let them know where you are.
    Thanks
    Ben
  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,792
    edited June 2009
    ben62670 wrote: »
    EF him he was supposed to stop by.
    HBD dick head.
    I fell last Friday, ****-munch!
    When I get my new phone Monday, be prepared for verbal abuse.



    HBD back atcha, ****-breath.
  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,792
    edited June 2009
    Damn,I thought you were joking. Glad you are ok,,break/bust anything?
    Only my pride, George.
  • Conradicles
    Conradicles Posts: 6,104
    edited June 2009
    Happy late B-Day Russ, I was out of town and missed this thread. Hope you feel better man.
  • Hillbilly61
    Hillbilly61 Posts: 702
    edited June 2009
    lightman1 wrote: »
    Only my pride, George.

    Man, that is a scary vision of you falling Russ. Not only the height, but when someone falls they often instinctually reach out for anything they can grab onto....

    'glad everything ended up with you being able to harass us all for many more years to come! :D:D:D:D

    Question: You weren't wearing leather assless chaps when the mishap occured, were you? :eek: I understand leather slicks up when wet against wood ... so I've heard....
  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited June 2009
    Happy belated Russ!""

    Hope ya had a blast or at least got to piss on Tom's yard.:D
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,792
    edited June 2009
    Man, that is a scary vision of you falling Russ. Not only the height, but when someone falls they often instinctually reach out for anything they can grab onto....

    'glad everything ended up with you being able to harass us all for many more years to come! :D:D:D:D

    Question: You weren't wearing leather assless chaps when the mishap occured, were you? :eek: I understand leather slicks up when wet against wood ... so I've heard....
    I was about half-way down when my right spike hit a soft spot on the pole and shanked out.
    No conductors to grab onto. I'm back at work and all is well, just a bruised hip.
    Thanks for the concern folks. But I'm too damn mean to give up that easy!
    And yes, I looked mighty sexy in those chaps:D
  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,792
    edited June 2009
    ND13 wrote: »
    Happy belated Russ!""

    Hope ya had a blast or at least got to piss on Tom's yard.:D

    Soaked It!!
  • NJPOLKER
    NJPOLKER Posts: 3,474
    edited June 2009
    Good dog :cool:
  • Hillbilly61
    Hillbilly61 Posts: 702
    edited June 2009
    lightman1 wrote: »
    I was about half-way down when my right spike hit a soft spot on the pole and shanked out.
    No conductors to grab onto. I'm back at work and all is well, just a bruised hip.
    Thanks for the concern folks. But I'm too damn mean to give up that easy!
    And yes, I looked mighty sexy in those chaps:D

    Take some 60 grit sand paper and rough up the inside of the legs of the chaps a bit. Works every time for getting leather to have a good clamp onto poles.... ;) :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: