Jon and Kate getting divorced!

Jstas
Jstas Posts: 14,806
edited June 2009 in The Clubhouse
OMG! :eek:

:rolleyes:

Oh and "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" is on indefinite hiatus.

:rolleyes:





Is there anyone who didn't see this coming?

And what's up with the "Flock of Seagulls" reverse mullet thing goin' on here?

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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited June 2009
    Who?
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  • Pauly
    Pauly Posts: 4,519
    edited June 2009
    and on a side note i just took a nice dump and it was only a one wiper. God i love those .


    :D


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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited June 2009
    Pauly wrote: »
    and on a side note i just took a nice dump and it was only a one wiper. God i love those .


    :D


    Pauly

    Yeah, didja ever take a dump so big your pants fits better when you're done?

    Yeah, I'm workin' on one of those now!

    It's gonna be a great night tonight!
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 18,987
    edited June 2009
    Who's Jon and who's Kate? Why should I care?
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  • nguyendot
    nguyendot Posts: 3,594
    edited June 2009
    She had 8 kids and still a size like 2...
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited June 2009
    They are a couple from Berks County, PA who had two kids and then wanted a 3rd but were having trouble getting the 3rd. So they went to a fertility clinic and ended up with sextuplets.

    TLC decided to do a TV show about them. The show is called "Jon & Kate +8" and it is about their lives dealing with 8 kids.

    Jon is a sniveling, spineless wuss and Kate is an over-bearing, camera loving, obnoxious, psycho that is verbally abusive and emasculating towards Jon. Jon, a few weeks ago, got snagged by paparazzi with another chick and tried to pass it off as friends getting a drink. Well, Kate flipped and these two waited for like 3 months for the new season to start to do a special announcement show that was an hour long to announce they filed for divorce yesterday and separation is imminent.

    TLC put the show on hiatus indefinitely for obvious reasons. A psycho **** crying in her Wheaties in the morning and wine at night about the terrible shambles her life is just isn't entertaining.

    It doesn't matter to most people but since these two douches live in the area, it's all I've heard about all day. So I'm just sharing my pain with you all 'cause I'm cool like that. I'm a giver, man.



    So yeah, discuss whatever you want. This whole thread was sarcasm anyway.

    I'll give you a topic, the Roman Empire was neither Roman nor an Empire...discuss.
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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited June 2009
    Pauly wrote: »
    and on a side note i just took a nice dump and it was only a one wiper. God i love those .


    :D


    Pauly
    Jstas wrote: »
    Yeah, didja ever take a dump so big your pants fits better when you're done?

    Yeah, I'm workin' on one of those now!

    It's gonna be a great night tonight!



    Haha....That was worth clicking on the thread.....as I have no clue in hell who Jon and Kate are :D

    And sure, the big dump is a glorious thing....except if you dont pinch it off in time and it brushes the rear of your family jewels :)
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  • Knucklehead
    Knucklehead Posts: 3,602
    edited June 2009
    disgusting........they let a reality show ruin their marriage...and the kids..
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited June 2009
    shadowofnight wrote: »
    Haha....That was worth clicking on the thread.....as I have no clue in hell who Jon and Kate are :D

    And sure, the big dump is a glorious thing....except if you dont pinch it off in time and it brushes the rear of your family jewels :)

    Nah, you do the one grunt punt and it'll come outta there like a greased bullet train! No touchin' nuthin'!
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited June 2009
    Knucklehead wrote: »
    disgusting........they let a reality show ruin their marriage...and the kids..

    8 kids? All vying for the constant attention of 2 people? Yeah, the show didn't ruin the kids, they were ruined before they ever even got the chance.
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  • Sherardp
    Sherardp Posts: 8,038
    edited June 2009
    8 kids? I'd lose it.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited June 2009
    I'd say their awful personalities ruined the marriage (plus the kids, obv), not the show.

    Hell, their personalities got them on the show to begin with.

    At least, based on the few news snippets I've seen on the internet.
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  • Danny Tse
    Danny Tse Posts: 5,206
    edited June 2009
    Jstas wrote: »
    Jon, a few weeks ago, got snagged by paparazzi with another chick and tried to pass it off as friends getting a drink. Well, Kate flipped and these two waited for like 3 months for the new season to start to do a special announcement show that was an hour long to announce they filed for divorce yesterday and separation is imminent.

    You forgot to mention that there were rumors of Kate and her bodyguard....well....you know
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  • polkatese
    polkatese Posts: 6,767
    edited June 2009
    The new show will be called "Kate minus Jon plus eight"
    I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited June 2009
    worthless, exploitive harpy.
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  • Kex
    Kex Posts: 5,151
    edited June 2009
    Never watched the show, and only heard of it recently because of the Octoplet thingy goin' on down here in crazy CA, but, from the few short snippets I have seen recently on the news, it seemed to me that the no good Jon got some attention from the ladies that he wasn't used to because of his celebrity. Now he thinks he's the center of the universe, and wants more fun. He's even bragging about his "new beginning" or something. He probably wanted out to play with as many ladies as he can get. If so, he's a sad case.

    To me, it's like needing a fancy convertible to get a date. If that's the way you play the game, you won't be getting the right kind of date. On second thoughts, with his intellectual abilities, they'll probably be exactly what he can handle.
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  • dkmuch
    dkmuch Posts: 79
    edited June 2009
    Jstas wrote: »
    I'll give you a topic, the Roman Empire was neither Roman nor an Empire...discuss.

    The Roman Empire was Roman and it was an Empire. It was the HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE you're thinking of :Dhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Roman_Empire
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  • shadowofnight
    shadowofnight Posts: 2,735
    edited June 2009
    Since I didnt have a clue who they were.....and it was mentioned she had 6 of them puppies at once :eek: ....I had to Google to see what she looked like from the neck down...cause even with the Flock of seagulls hair she didnt look that bad.




    From THIS


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    To THIS is impressive in anybodys book :eek:


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  • Marty913
    Marty913 Posts: 760
    edited June 2009
    Kex wrote: »
    Never watched the show, and only heard of it recently because of the Octoplet thingy goin' on down here in crazy CA, but, from the few short snippets I have seen recently on the news, it seemed to me that the no good Jon got some attention from the ladies that he wasn't used to because of his celebrity. Now he thinks he's the center of the universe, and wants more fun. He's even bragging about his "new beginning" or something. He probably wanted out to play with as many ladies as he can get. If so, he's a sad case.

    To me, it's like needing a fancy convertible to get a date. If that's the way you play the game, you won't be getting the right kind of date. On second thoughts, with his intellectual abilities, they'll probably be exactly what he can handle.

    We'll see how Jon's "new beginnings" go when the local Judge Judy slaps his a$$ with child support X 8. Maybe he can find a bimbo looking for a sniveling little weenie with a monthly financial obligation the size of Delaware.

    Maybe Kate can team up with the Octo-Freak and do a Dominating **** Plus Sixteen thing for TLC.
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  • Kex
    Kex Posts: 5,151
    edited June 2009
    Is it OK if I find this thread more interesting than the thread about the kid who got shot, or do I need medication?
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited June 2009
    Kex, if you ever saw anything about the show, it's not necessarily "no good Jon". She is equally at fault and exactly what doro said, worthless, exploitative harpy.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited June 2009
    dkmuch wrote: »
    The Roman Empire was Roman and it was an Empire. It was the HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE you're thinking of :Dhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Roman_Empire

    You obviously missed the joke as well as the SNL reference.
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  • Pauly
    Pauly Posts: 4,519
    edited June 2009
    Jstas wrote: »
    They are a couple from Berks County, PA who had two kids and then wanted a 3rd but were having trouble getting the 3rd. So they went to a fertility clinic and ended up with sextuplets.

    TLC decided to do a TV show about them. The show is called "Jon & Kate +8" and it is about their lives dealing with 8 kids.

    Jon is a sniveling, spineless wuss and Kate is an over-bearing, camera loving, obnoxious, psycho that is verbally abusive and emasculating towards Jon. Jon, a few weeks ago, got snagged by paparazzi with another chick and tried to pass it off as friends getting a drink. Well, Kate flipped and these two waited for like 3 months for the new season to start to do a special announcement show that was an hour long to announce they filed for divorce yesterday and separation is imminent.

    TLC put the show on hiatus indefinitely for obvious reasons. A psycho **** crying in her Wheaties in the morning and wine at night about the terrible shambles her life is just isn't entertaining.

    It doesn't matter to most people but since these two douches live in the area, it's all I've heard about all day. So I'm just sharing my pain with you all 'cause I'm cool like that. I'm a giver, man.



    So yeah, discuss whatever you want. This whole thread was sarcasm anyway.

    I'll give you a topic, the Roman Empire was neither Roman nor an Empire...discuss.

    Sure do know ALOT about the topic for the thread to be sarcasm. On to better things....





    Boobies.....



    Discuss.....



    Pauly


    Edit.. Forgot the ****
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited June 2009
    Who cares? I know I don't. Reality shows in general are pathetic IMO. Just proof Hollywood has run out of ideas or won't pay for creative people.
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  • Kex
    Kex Posts: 5,151
    edited June 2009
    Jstas wrote: »
    Kex, if you ever saw anything about the show, it's not necessarily "no good Jon". She is equally at fault and exactly what doro said, worthless, exploitative harpy.
    Yup, I got that from your earlier, explanatory post on the subject, #7 above, thanks!
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  • Airplay355
    Airplay355 Posts: 4,298
    edited June 2009
    It's the Polk Forum, we all need medication.
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  • organ
    organ Posts: 4,969
    edited June 2009
    Not surprised it happened. She's very hard on Jon. In the new episode she even admitted that she was too hard on him. Notice how she never helps Jon? She just watches and complains. Also she pretty much does all the talking when both are being interviewed on the couch. Well, that's just going by what is shown to us after editing. I still think she's damn hot.
    I heard the girl Jon was seeing is in her early 20's. A teacher or something. I feel bad for the kids.
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  • tom t
    tom t Posts: 543
    edited June 2009
    just another spoiled,pampered couple. i wish they would just all go away for good..
    we all have a hard enought time running our own lives,who cares about theirs.
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,711
    edited June 2009
    Jstas wrote: »

    I'll give you a topic, the Roman Empire was neither Roman nor an Empire...discuss.

    I suspect you're thinking of the Holy Roman Empire, which was neither holy, Roman, nor an empire.

    The Roman Empire was pretty Roman and pretty... umm.. empirical :-)

    EDIT: oops, a little late to this party.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,806
    edited June 2009
    Pauly wrote: »
    Sure do know ALOT about the topic for the thread to be sarcasm.

    Maybe you missed the part where I said this:

    "It doesn't matter to most people but since these two douches live in the area, it's all I've heard about all day."



    These two douches live about a half hour outside of Philly. EVERYONE talks about them here from the newspapers to the freaking radio shows to the morning news shows on TV. If you live in the area and haven't at least HEARD of these two, you live under a rock.

    Due to my commute in the morning sitting on the mind-numbing train, I listen to the radio on the way in. I'm a captive audience to all the drek. That and the girl likes to watch all this reality TV garbage and she talks about it.
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